dear_mun | Dec. 16th, 2012

Dec. 16th, 2012

You shouldn't have done this. Why didn't you listen to him when he told you not to bring me here?

[She looks around, eyes wide, scanning the area around her as she's so used to doing now. Even being outside her house feels strange, as though at any moment she might be attacked. She leans in to speak to her mun softly. She doesn't want to draw any unnecessary attention.]

The journal name is... well, it proves that you're adept at using Google. I'm not sure if it describes me. Unless this is some kind sick commentary on the fact that someone is stalking me.

[She takes a deep breath before speaking again.]

I don't know what you're planning, but it can't happen yet. You know why. This isn't fair to he or I, and you could be putting both of us in danger. Please just.. if I have to be here, I need to stay inside of your head. Spence said that you protect your muses and, as much as I hate it, it's what I need right now.

Please don't bring me here again.

stupid_fucking_rope

Too fuckin' right we're badass

Me more than Connor, o'course - but he tries.

ramose

oh wow
this is a bit sudden somewhat but in a really good way!
its kind of funny how youve never picked me up before isnt it
although you were always prone to time players
well at least one anyway!
im glad to have piqued your interest in the slightest bit
partially due to the lovely songs out there that remind you of me
oh!!
and one question
will i see my friends again?
you know in THAT sense haha

oooooh_nasty

Well met, mundane. I, Treguard, master of the dungeon of The Castle of Confusion, give you express permission to guide me as I have seen many others do to their dungeoneers. But be warned: You may not be as adept as a single person than a trio of guides.

Let's watch this unfold and see what tales are to be told. Time turns and the fire burns, time out is gone, the quest... is on. Spellcasting: R-O-L-E-P-L-A-Y.

mikumikumiku

W-Wait a minute! You're already thinking of more than one game for me? You're probably just bored, Mun-san. I am awake now, but still, take your time.

And... well, she'll be all too happy to hear this, but I really think you should focus on Rin-chan first. I don't want to take her spotlight away as your main muse, you know? I mean, she's not as successful as me in real life, so she should at least have it in RP! That's what will make her happy.

... Aaah, on second thought, please don't tell her I said that at all.

diplomatique

I am unsure as to why you see fit to put me in a "house" in an alternate universe--your choice of dormitory is questionable, as well. I have my doubts that you picked Sapphire Owl for personality attributes rather than the incredibly slim possibility of meeting the Earl.

On the subject of academics... you have yet to study Archadia's history and customs. It will become very difficult to relay information if it is not learned beforehand. As a native and future Emperor, this information should be second knowledge to me, and is. Should Rozzaria be France while Archadia is Britain, this is simply one fact I will be able to relay.

Perhaps another read-through would help, Miss Mun.

deciderly

Ah... Ah just can't... [a long pause as she tries to collect her words]

Ah just can't buh-lieve you did that! After all th'fuss Ah made about it...! Stop actin' lahk Ah'm th'crazy one, here! So ya made me a human journal, an' if that weren't bad enough, threw me into one o'those things called memes? Why would y'all even do that? Especially when Ah asked you not to?

Ah'm beginning t'understand why the rest of these fellas in yer head think yer loopy...

[why, miss Applejack! whatever happened to your cheerful, positive attitude?]

Current Mood: annoyed

littlemachineking

Jeez, lady! I have no idea who you are or even who I am, and you wanna send me to this weird Nautilus place? I dunno how things were gonna go with that guy who found me in that pile of rubble, but you've got some pretty freaky stuff going on in your head. Like scarier than in that place you grabbed me from. So whatever you wanna do? I'm kinda thinking it's something I don't wanna do. I was probably better off with the grumpy ninja.

And hey, doesn't this make you like, a kidnapper or something? Do you own a van? Is there at least some candy in this for me?

number1112

Can't you just leave me alone?

I like being happy with only minor issues to worry about. I don't want you plotting to make my life miserable again, mun.

Please don't.

And I don't want to have to start again by going to any other games.

losttrack

A month already, huh? Well, once tomorrow comes, I guess, but whatever.

It's been... Okay, I guess. It'll get better now that you've got more stuff figured out, that's for sure.

By the way, I wouldn't mind seeing the guys there. Bonnibel? Maybe.

dullsilence

What did you expect/My past is a mystery/tl;dr not for you

[ there's a little lineface emote hovering on his face rn ]

futamura_neo

I repeat what I said earlier: if you're going to throw the "canon" version of me into that bar, do something with Kuchiki-san and Mercer-san first. Sending him to the Nexus is all right; I'd just rather you didn't, because everyone there is used to "headcanon" me.

And speaking of headcanon and things I'd rather you didn't, why the sudden interest in playing a ( spoilery alternate version of me? )

Current Mood: irritated
Current Music: decidedly unsteamlike main theme from "City of Steam"

kingofnightmares

No. No. No.

He will be never coming back, and you know this. I refuse to let something like that happen to me in the near future. I will not be reduced to... to that!

That isn't who I am anymore. You know that. Th-That's not even me!

Shouldn't you be waiting by your inbox?

aspirestobe

Look. She already had a problem, I was just giving her some advice. If she can't control herself then that's not my fault, and maybe it's not the only thing she gets from her mom.

spicing

Oh, so you finally decided you want to play me? I was starting to think I'd be forgotten.

But please, feel free to give it a try. I don't bite.

$greenisnteasy: (:\ well that sounds terrible)$

greenisnteasy

Yeah, I can tell you're excited for this, but uh, the Hulk isn't really the most healthy way to vent all your pent-up stress now that the semester's over. ...Obviously. You know me pretty well; can't you see how that's a ridiculous idea?

And this thing where you're excited about ruining my friendships? That's great, thanks. I thought at least you were on my side here. I like being anonymous.

[He rolls his eyes.]

Okay, maybe I am a little excited by the idea of standing up to those weird scientists, but they abducted me four days ago. Isn't that a little worrying?

...you're excited for that too?

...where's your favorite Hulk icon? You know, the "you're tacky and I hate you" one? Because... Yeah.

squishestime

You know it's useless to try to find somewhere, I am fully aware that my presence would be... unwelcome by most.

Not that I care.

You're just reaching for smoke thinking you'll find somewhere so why don't you just leave me be?

criminaldandy

But then you always feared what was in that darkest part of your mind now, didn't you? Dear Mlle. Mundane. Heh. How trivial it sounds. As if that came close to describing our ... relationship.

But what about my little flower? Shall we find her in this ever growing world of yours? I would so hate for her to be ... lonely.

honourablevillain

You don't have what it takes to toy with me. You should consider yourself fortunate that the medium of the electronic world separates me from acting against your foolish endeavors.

I will not, however, tolerate the loss of my immortality just so that you can send me to that place in the future. Find someone else to play your silly little games; I have other plans to attend to.

buildingtheeconomy

You can't just... come back here and force me back into this!

I have a business to run, you can't just...

Why did you even put me here anyway? I've got important things to do.

magebait

...

If you are feeling that in your head right now, that is my burning hatred for you.

goingrogue

muuuunnnn
muuuuuuuuunnn
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnn
like omg did you mean it
what yuo sair
*said
like seriouyly xmas
with like rl people
ands janey
4srsly?
this is like the most xcieitng thing evr
i wanna gey up all in a huge box
*lol get
ptu me in font of janeys door and ill burst out all
MERRRYYYYY XMASSSSSS
tensil n garlinds bows and everything all flying out everywhenre
*tensil
*insel
whatevs
and then we can hang out all bffsies style
with nog
yessss omg nog
idek jane can be all tight assy and i will be all getting my nog on
srsly i have like the bst mun
a real pal
i thing were gonna get a long uust fine

bleaching

Uu-uughu, it's starting, right? T-The let's play o-of the game...Oh! It already did? We're on introductions now, then...?

Then, I'll do my best, once more.

( cut for fairly big spoilers as per content not yet covered in the LP )

honoraryguardian

This is so cool! You're going to let me out here so I can talk to like super heros and the guardians? This is like the best day ever! I like your style already.

Hey wait, shouldn't you be outside right now? It's finally starting to look like christmas outside and you want to spend it inside? Who cares if the snow hasn't built up a lot, it's finally snowing where you are and you should be enjoying it!

Man girls are weird

fixedtheomens

Oh! And you tried to make more icons no less! Now it's a party!

Maybe soon you can decide which face you like the most!

But I understand where your coming from. I don't have anything in the way of canon, and even if Pumyra and Lynx-O have shown up, I'm still a little bit harder to justify considering how...well there ain't any tigers other than Prince Tygra.

Still! I wanna talk to his highness, and to the king as well! All of them really... Just, even the kittens.

So, keep your ears perked up for them for me, won't you?

godwarrior

I don't understand, "mundane". Why haven't you watched season eight yet?

I understand that you didn't enjoy season seven, but you have heard better things about season eight.

dwindling

It's been a long time. You probably don't remember anything.

Couldn't you have left it quiet? There isn't any need to get worked up again.

unreadability

The fact remains, that you are conveniently skipping to the culmination directly. Leafing past the chapters that hold the very impact you're otherwise so enamoured with. As if we were newlyweds. Rather than... what we've been reduced to.

What you are bound to portray.

Signed,
Mireille Duroc

owenbloodyharper

That's Doctor Owen Bloody Harper, sweetheart. I may spend more time cutting apart aliens than I do doctoring the sick, but I've still got my license, so you'd best remember the title.

Now that that's out of the way, how about you find me a pub? Preferably one filled with loose women looking for a one night stand. Hell, at this point I'll even settle for a bloke, if he's pretty enough.

a_very_neat_monster

I wonder if these incorrect icons bother you nearly as much as they do me. My eyes are the wrong color, thank you. Can't you do something about that, with all your vast paint.net expertise?

No? A pity.

Now, is there anywhere a friendly fellow such as myself might take root and play? How can I fake my way through some lasting, meaningful relationships with nowhere to settle? Really mundane, you should consider these things!

devotionary

Do dry your tears, my lady; it truly pains me to see you in such a disheartened state. From what little I have gathered, you performed your duties to excellence during this, oh, Incident at Honnōji, was it called? Rest assured, whatever outcome was responsible for your distress, I'm certain lord Nobunaga would find your efforts commendable. Myself, as well.

[...]

... ah, so it is not over? Then, you must rise to the challenge and face your fate. You claim this Battle of Yamazaki will be your hardest yet, but I know you are someone who can accomplish any goals you set your mind into. You shall succeed. I will be by your side, will I not?

[ UGLY TEARS. UGLY TEARS. ]

... oh, please do not start again. Perhaps I am not good at this...

beforecommand

Let me get this straight. You took away my ship and my crew. Took away my entire universe and for what? To give me a military academy and new goals just so you could take those from me too?

Lady you've got problems.

[It seems Shepard doesn't much appreciate being sixteen again. Go figure.]

pakkanen

He doesn't have to be such a skinflint about it. We weren't hurting anyone. Besides, how much longer does she have to be a kid, anyway? Let her have fun.

lapels

What's that? You want to send me somewhere? Because of the "Who cast" there, is it?

Hmph! I thought I told you; there will be no sending me anywhere. I only go where I want to go. Or, at least, I only go somewhere when I want to go somewhere and I cannot say I particularly like the idea of being stuck on a ship. Especially not a ship that isn't mine. It doesn't matter how many different things happen on it or how many new creatures I might get to see.

Stop bribing me. It won't work. Hm! Ridiculous. I cannot be bribed! So, we've got that settled. Off you go now, leave me alone. Off you go!

[ Shooing motions and everything. ]

ihaveanappforthat

I'm not going to beg if that's what you're expecting, Mundane. I am very well off with or without him. And no, I'm not jealous that Sherlock has his stupid little ordinary Watson whilst I am robbed of my stupid little ordinary person because implying any of that would mean I care. Let's both be honest here, darling: I don't. Don't be boring. You're the one that's put me up to this, lucky I'm feeling utterly magnanimous today, aren't you?

aliencomplex

...I'm not sure how I feel about your dream, 'writer'. Losing my mind? I guess how Shinra reacted would be normal but... your imagination is...strange.

If you think it was because of that popcorn you ate before bed then maybe... you shouldn't eat it. You don't want that to happen again, right? |

thedominatrix

Oh, hello. It's been much too long, hasn't it? For all the adventures I'm having on other platforms, you've been nearly neglecting me over here. I've been feeling so alone.

Enough nonsense? Fab. Come on; holiday's over, and I have things to do. Don't say I never take you anywhere.

crockerdominance

yo munny im tellin ya were goin have some fun
im goin to rule all up in this shit
all your other muses betta start bowin now

bleachtaire

Oh please~.

Do you expect me to allow your prolonged absence? That I'd eagerly welcome your return like a dog to its master? I cannot begin to imagine (read; ignore) what's happened in that funny little head of yours since you dropped me. You may play people that aspire to sainthood, but I am not the type of man to yield his life for those loose, phony papers you call ideals. Steve Rogers and that Doctor may be blind enough for that; my body will not repose calmly in grotesque bier though. If you believe that, I shall think of you a simpleton.

Well, a bigger simpleton. Do try to keep up.

loveirabu

Hey, girl! I wanna play with some hot MILF! Go get a babe with big boobs, 'kay? Massive knockers! Gehehe!

Wait, wait, wait! Get me two! No, three! Get me four hot MILFs, mun! I want all the MILFs Dear Mun has to offer! Gehehe!!

decollare

NO! Absolutely NOT!
This is ridiculous! A muse, inside the mind of such a feeble-sounding young lady? Next to your dearest Alice, no less. Preposterous. Unthinkable! This is all too familiar - you're stubborn, you thrive for what you want most even if it means crashing, and burning, and losing yourself in your reveries. I will not allow this. I do not belong here and you're too deluded by the thought of "playing" me that you refuse to accept it.

Now, don't give me that look. You know I'm right - I've proven to be right on many occasions-- keep Alice away from me! This will not end well; it never does. She is unyielding, she is a danger to herself and to each and every one of us. Don't give me that look. You know I tried to help her, taking control was the only option. She resisted and in her attempt to move on she suffered near inevitable annihilation at the hands of a hellraiser. Don't expect my presence to serve you or her in making sense of what has always been upturned. Think it through, do you think my tentacles will be confined? If you take me in and allow me to settle, you cannot get bored and cast me away so easily. Don't expect that foolish girl to repair your own misdoings.

And take this mechanical beast away from me before I have you both beheaded! There is no similarity between the two of us.

notaglitch

Ok, I agree with ya on one hand. It does suck that your mom spent all of your commission money AGAIN. But remember, you're th'one who was usin' her account in the first place! She's gonna pay ya back, and you have your OWN now so- doesn't that just mean you just need to make a bit more money now?

...I knooow y'want to give me more icons- I'd appreciate that actually- but whinin' about it ain't gonna make it happen any faster mun! 'Sides, those other two knuckle-heads you mess around with actually have more icons now. Sorta makin' me feel left out over here!

But hey- I am finally in the city, and I'm glad t'hear almost everyone is gonna be there, or already is!

.....

Oh by the way- ....about that 'AU' thing you were thinkin' about?

....It's a BAD. Idea. I DON'T like it and I DON'T think you should do it.

I don't CARE if it's a different me- DON'T.

cenedril

Let us start with this, oh dear Miss Mundane~ Why is it that I am here? Don't think on it too hard, if you've forgotten so soon, then let me remind you what it is that you yourself said.

'It would be fun.' And those are you words exactly as you spoke them. Now, repeat it if you must, for that is exactly what it should be. Fun.

Leave the worry to others more suited to it.

[ Where others in her head would not hesitate to keep reminding her - well, he would be most energetic about it. To do just about anything he had to. And not rest until she had fun doing it. ]

stalks_conan

Yay!

I'm so excited to get to go to a game with Conan-kun! There are still a ton of things I want to ask him!

shieldbrother

Kodlak, Vilkas, and I made a pact.

Forget it. I'm not using the beast blood.

Current Mood: pissed off

redlikeroses

...

[staring]

... you're nervous, Miss Mun.

[a beat]

It's okay, I don't mind that you don't want to go anywhere...

I'd like to find Garry and Mary first anyway...

justbeme

Hold up. You want me to come back to you now? I've got nothing going on. I'm hardly even there. And...I don't want to be there. Better off being away and miserable than being around that train wreck. What else am I suppose to do? Watch her be happy with him? No thanks. She doesn't need me in the way.

~~She doesn't need me at all anymore~~

Look. I'm fine, okay? I'm the one that ended it. And I'm real busy with classes and cheerleading. Life's dull right now. You don't want me back. So just...don't. Go back to...whatever it is you people do around here and...let me stay here in the corner.

sacrilegious

Ignoring your busy schedule and lack of laptop to write random porn logs on the internet? I never said I minded a little chaos in life but I do want to make sure this place is actually worth the effort.

It's an interesting concept I'll admit that but I don't want to be thrown around like a cheap whore just because there's a slot open and the mods know how to find good artwork.

Also, there's the question of cast ...

psychette

You're still laughing. Well, if you think it's that funny, mun, lets just let the whole comm hear it.

[cranking up the speakers]

This one goes out to all the Firefly peeps. You're welcome.

droit

Let me get this straight, you want to ship me off into space and the Rachel that might be there could be from before I met her? ~~Before she got hot?~~ And she might not even end up there? I'm not seeing an upside and no, singing to the network isn't an upside because who does that? At least tell me there are hot older women. Or hot women at all.

Or, forget about me, and don't pull me out of NYADA. It's called a once in a lifetime chance for a reason. I have better things to do.

What is that about naked women?

warbleronsmythe

Well, at last you've let me out of that cage of a head of yours. I've been up there for a while, and now that you know you can type for me, it's great.

Thank god for that damn TV show, and your very odd love of me.

Find me a home now, because being stuck up here the whole time is not going to be good for either of us.

And I'm honoured to be sharing a headspace with that Winchester man, who has the greatest jawline and ass, and the older man, who I still don't really know.

lovelycamellia

A-again? I don't know if I like this idea. I remember the last time. You had my heart torn out, there was the time in the torture chamber, and the time I was Professor Stein's weapon and accidentally gave him a migraine. It's just such a terrible place and if Jin-ho isn't going to be there --

Wait, what? I won't remember anything?

I think that's the cruelest idea you've had yet. What about Maka? And Allen? And Sora and Roxas and Sasha and all of my other friends that are still there?

I know I can't stop you, but I hope you change your mind. But if I have to go, at least I can help Maka.

kida

I was starting to think no one'd ever get it... You know, I'm pretty sure even Mikado never got it!

[That's 'cause it's really not that funny.]

Of course it is! Look:
風紀 - fuuki - discipline
紀田 - Kida - ME!

I even told the other people in the discipline committee to call me Fuukida, but it never caught on...

[Because it's not that funny. It's funny, but it's not that funny.]

Well, I guess it's for the best... What with the 風, people might have thought I was full of wind.

[More like hot air.]

And you say my jokes are bad.

favours_thebow

I fear that some of your ideas won't bode well in the end. Fili and I know that only bad things can befall someone who doesn't plan what they are going to do. You need to think ahead of your actions, mun. I don't want to be drowned in a bog somewhere miles from home. Where is home? That is a good question. We will take Eribor back from those foul demons. You know I am intent on helping Thorin in his quest even though the Hobbit may cause some question.

So, where now?

acherontamovebo

You're enjoying this re-read far too much, mun.

Not that I don't want you to pay extra special attention to me. It's a good thing, I suppose.

Maybe I can do something other than lurk soon. With those others leaving it just gives me more of a chance to catch up with the girls and that warlock... Give them what they deserve.

minorposition

Really now, mundane, you ought to consider your actions more carefully before walking into commitments like these. I would so hate to see you meet with any-- unfortunate circumstances in the aftermath. [ 100% believable there, bro. ]

You've the holidays to look forward to, after all. And I understand you'll be making a trip into the country soon.

Oh, I've always found it lovely this time of year. Customs can become quite a fright, though, can't they? And for hardly any discernible reason at all.

[ what a beautiful professional relationship in the making. ]

I'll have my requests sent in shortly.

madcuriosity

I don't want to be eaten!

I'm not edible!

Current Mood: scared

sailedfirst

No kidding? It's been half a year already?! Wow, time sure does fly, huh! It's been fun, though I'd have wanted to get out and talk to people more these past few months. But guess I get it if you've been busy.

Make sure to thank your friend again, alright? And from me, too. It's thanks to her I got to have a bunch of other pictures. I'm real grateful!

As for Luffy... It's sad, but it's for the best. He belongs in the Grand Line and I'm sure he'll kick ass wherever he goes! Even if we didn't get to talk a lot... I'll always treasure all the extra time we've had together. Same goes with Ace.

Oh well! You're coming back soon, na? Better get a move on! I miss everyone already.

mailerdaemon

Oh, crash it all, User, why are you listening to me now? Where am I even supposed to go?

earthslicer

Hey Mun, it's been a really long time. But, I am glad you can hear me again.

Listen, I know this past week didn't exactly go how you wanted it, but you shouldn't beat yourself up over it. You studied so much, and I know how hard you tried. But you put yourself under so much stress, it's almost impossible to watch you like this. It's over, you can relax now.

It'll be okay Mun. Just wait and see.

savioress

Finally realized you're in over your head? About time.

[She sighs, heavily with a shake of her head]

Look, get your head back together. Stop stressing. We made it this far. Don't ruin it.

I think we have issues.

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