on him canonly being head of the discipline committee, and kanji lulz

[kida]

I was starting to think no one'd ever get it... You know, I'm pretty sure even Mikado never got it!

[That's 'cause it's really not that funny.]

Of course it is! Look:
風紀 - fuuki - discipline
紀田 - Kida - ME!

I even told the other people in the discipline committee to call me Fuukida, but it never caught on...

[Because it's not that funny. It's funny, but it's not that funny.]

Well, I guess it's for the best... What with the 風, people might have thought I was full of wind.

[More like hot air.]

And you say my jokes are bad.

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[taunted_angel]

Maybe your jokes are bad. [He was kidding.]

[kida]

My jokes are brilliant, as a matter of fact. It's not my fault that other people can't keep up with me!

[taunted_angel]

Aha. I see. Then, forgive me, Masaomi. Would you mind telling me one now?

[kida]

There once was a guy with red hair.

The end.

[taunted_angel]

How is that amusing?

[kida]

[... Oops? It was just a joke! Please don't kill him...]

Not that funny... I mean, it would only be funny if the color totally clashed with his outfit. [JUST. KIDDING.]

[taunted_angel]

Of course. I hope you aren't referring to me. [He then smirked and grabbed Kida into a head lock.]

[kida]

You? Hah. No. Of course n-hey! [Argh, head lock!] It was a joke! Just a joke!

[taunted_angel]

Of course, I know that. Let's see you get out of this one.... [He grinned.]

[kida]

[If Gen had simply let go, Masaomi would have been fine with letting the guy win. But if it's a challenge, Masaomi will rise to the occasion. There's the barest hint of a smirk before he punches Gen in the groin, simultaneously pulling at his head from behind to try and get the guy off him.]

[taunted_angel]

[Gen grunted then moaned in pain as he was punched in the groin. Dirty fighting, eh? Gen let go of puppy and clutched himself.]

You...don't fight fair.

[kida]

And a headlock's all fun and games?

[Attacking someone where it hurt only made sense. Masaomi had done worse than that in his time.]

[taunted_angel]

True. [He recovered pretty quickly but there was still some pain in his jewel area.]

[dissectinghersmile]

...I'm just going to say both of you tell terrible jokes.

[kida]

If that's your official diagnosis, remind me never to visit you when I'm actually sick.

[dissectinghersmile]

Perhaps I'm more talented in the medical field than the humour field.

[kida]

Well, we all got our talents. [Why yes, your medical skills don't rate any higher than Masaomi's sense of humor, Shinra.

Actually, they rate quite a bit below. Just FYI.]

[dissectinghersmile]

[Wow, rude, Kida. You'd have to come to this guy if you got a suspicious wound, you know.]

I hope you have other 'talents' besides comedy.

[kida]

[Pffffffffft, like that's ever gonna happen.

... Again.]

Of course! Among my many other talents, I'm a star at musical chairs, I can eat three full plates of Russian Sushi - and I'm completely irresistible to girls of all AGES!

[Yeah, that last bit sorta kept getting louder and louder, like someone announcing an upcoming act in a circus. Which, let's face it -... Masaomi is sort of a one-man circus.]

[dissectinghersmile]

[Really? Not going to happen? The roleplay world is a dangerous place~ Just ask some of mun's other muses]

Well, those are certainly... unique abilities. And girls of all ages? Even ones that are far older?

[Don't be stealing his Celty away, Kida.]

[kida]

[Shhhh, don't scare the puppy!]

Of course! Just last March, I watched the cherry blossoms surrounded by a host of older women!

[You may be surprised to learn that this is true.
You may be even more surprised to learn that every single one of the women was over 70 years old. Which is a long read, but soooo worth it if you're ever in the mood.]

[dissectinghersmile]

Well. I'm proud of you, I suppose. As long as those older women were okay with you eying them like I'm sure you did.

[Well. Shinra was expecting like, 30 or so. And I love that but I still need to read it again.]

[kida]

Of course! That's what they invited me over for.

[Well, it was more flirting than eying - and technically Masaomi more or less invited himself over. As well as Mikado and Anri. But! The basic principle was still valid.]

Ahhh, the things you can do when falling flower petals shield you from prying eyes...

[Not that he did - and certainly not with the grannies. But. He could have! With the Orihara twins just about anybody! Except that they all said no...]

[dissectinghersmile]

They invited you over so you would flirt with them? That's a little odd.

[Cougar alert!]

Hm, really? Maybe I'll have to take Celty cherry blossom viewing...

[kida]

It's odd for women to find me ridiculously attractive?

[DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX. Or... flirting. Same difference.]

Hmm, I don't know about that! What if all the petals fall into her neck hole? Would it make her sneeze?

Of course, on the bright side, she might end up as a human potpourri dish...