Mun is broke and bored

[notaglitch]

Ok, I agree with ya on one hand. It does suck that your mom spent all of your commission money AGAIN. But remember, you're th'one who was usin' her account in the first place! She's gonna pay ya back, and you have your OWN now so- doesn't that just mean you just need to make a bit more money now?

...I knooow y'want to give me more icons- I'd appreciate that actually- but whinin' about it ain't gonna make it happen any faster mun! 'Sides, those other two knuckle-heads you mess around with actually have more icons now. Sorta makin' me feel left out over here!

But hey- I am finally in the city, and I'm glad t'hear almost everyone is gonna be there, or already is!


.....

Oh by the way- ....about that 'AU' thing you were thinkin' about?

....It's a BAD. Idea. I DON'T like it and I DON'T think you should do it.

I don't CARE if it's a different me- DON'T.

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[gamejumped]

S'like a virus, kiddo. Infects ya player 'til there's at least freakin' SIX a'ya!
And if my player apparently spreadin' it i'nnit the goshdang CHERRY on top ta'this ice cream sundae of a clustercrap.

[notaglitch]

Uuuughhh. So how many of you are there then? Six?

...And if what my player's tellin' me is right- ...your player is spreadin' it. Not sure if it's intentional, but it's happenin' alright.

And I don't like it.

[She glances up a bit, as if to say 'AS IF YOU CARE WHAT I THINK THOUGH-']

[gamejumped]

Six last I counted, includin' me. Seven if ya count the one with the split personality as two.

Could be worse, cupcake. Compared ta'the roads most'a my other selves went down? I got off pretty darn lucky.

[Spending decades moving from game to game was rough, but he'll admit it must've been better than becoming a giant psychotic bug monster or an insane glitch with a Jekyll and Hyde complex.]

[notaglitch]

Dang. Your player must REALLY like you....maybe a bit too much

But I guess mine must like me if she's actually considerin' makin' another me. Why she can't jus' stick with the original though I'll never know.

[Just saying it feels weird. Well, it's a good thing she doesn't know everything her player has been thinking about.]

[gamejumped]

[He chuckles.]

No such thing as lovin' me too much, sweet-tart~ She's just got some TURBO-TASTIC taste! Hehehehe!

Ya get any low down what this other ya'd be like? Not gonna lie, s'got me curious now. And I'll bet ya cold hard cash s'not nowhere near as bad as any'a the other me's, neither.

[notaglitch]

[Yep- AU or not, that's Turbo alright. Just as cocky and sure of himself as any other.]

Well uh-

[At his inquiry she hesitates. She hasn't been told MUCH...but what she was told is a bit weird.]

....th'other me is gonna have some sort of uh....problem with her glitch that'll make her code go... really crazy I think...

[You THINK? You know Van.]

[gamejumped]

[Turbo's expression shifts into a mix of surprised, disturbed, and fascinated.]

Sugar honey iced tea, like'ta virus levels or somethin'? Yeesh, glad I didn't actually make a bet...
Though can't say I was expectin' anythin' nice.

[notaglitch]

Uuhh- ...sorta like that I think. I'm not sure if it's really bad though but-

[Finally she seems to give in holding back ALL of what she knows, sighing deeply.]

Look- as far as I know, this other me is gonna- ....be older. Like- several years older.

...IF my player even goes through with it.

[Which she hopes she DOESN'T.]

[gamejumped]

[For a moment, he looks thoughtful.]

... Sure's a lot worse things than gettin' older. Ya know how many years?

[notaglitch]

I- ...I'm pretty sure I'd be half my age older- prolly like 18 or somethin'...

[She shifts a little- obviously not very comfortable with this at ALL, considering she's been programmed to be 9 ever since she can remember.]

[gamejumped]

Hehe... All grown up then, eh?
Listen gumdrop, don't believe anyone when they tell ya growin' up's about responsibility or any'a that kinda crap.
S'all about doin' whatever the heck ya want without anybody tellin' ya that ya can't!

[Even if he's only gotten older mentally. And even that's arguable.]

[notaglitch]

[The girl glances back up at him, her expression a bit incredulous.]

....Really? ....Cause as far as I've heard, that's not really how things go when yer' not a kid anymore.

[gamejumped]

[He laughs.]

Ya kiddin' me? Bein' on your own is the BOMB! There's no rules 'cause you're the one MAKIN' 'EM!
Late nights, parties... hookin' up with a sexy babe~
... Or I guess a sexy dude, in your case, eh peppermint?

[notaglitch]

[She immediately balks at that. .....Not late nights- not parties-

But the mention of boys. Boys were straight up GROSS as far as she was concerned. ...but she also knew once you got older, things definitely changed concerning that. Now she's even more aprehensive about the AU than she was before.]

I-...I uh- .....I g...guesso...

[gamejumped]

[The racer gives her a curious look.]

What's up, shortcake?
... Lemme guess, ya still in the "boys got cooties" phase or somethin'?
C'mon, guys aren't so bad. I mean, even if they can't all be hot studs like me.

[notaglitch]

...

[She makes a face at cooties- but yes, that's pretty much the gist of it.]

I...I just don't like like boys. I like racin' n' stuff better, it's way more interestin'.

[gamejumped]

Well s'not like ya gotta pick one! I may be the number-one champ street racer, but I still got plenty'a time for the ladies~
I'm tellin' ya, chicks that race? Are BODACIOUS. There's plenty'a King T ta'go around, but I'd always rather spend my time with a gal that shares my 'preciation of the finer things in life than some bimbo who can't even tell a carburetor from an afterburner, know what I'm sayin'?

[notaglitch]

U-uuhh..

[Hold on, she's still recovering from the slew of words you just spilled out Turbo. She wouldn't know- she definitely wouldn't know. And the way he starts going off about 'chicks that race' makes her shudder inwardly.]

N-...no thanks. You can keep all that to yer'self....I'm stickin' t'racin' an' nothin' else.

[gamejumped]

[And true to form, he has absolutely no idea how uncomfortable he's making her, nor does he care.]

Hehehe, ya might change your mind about that once ya got some curves on ya, lil' sister.
Though if ya do? You're gonna hafta get in line if ya wanna piece'a this TURBO-TASTIC action~!

[notaglitch]

[She nearly chokes at that, but somehow she manages to keep her composure. As IF she would ever want.....ANY of HIM.]

.....I think I'd be leavin' you to the.....other lucky girls out there, if it's all the same.

[She doesn't plan on changing her mind any time soon either, AU or NOT.]

[gamejumped]

Suit yourself, cherry pie. They ARE some lucky girls, lemme tell ya. Only the finest of fine hotties get a ride with King T! Hehehe~!

[notaglitch]

[...Yeah. She's pretty sure she wouldn't be one of those 'lucky girls' to ever find themselves falling for the likes of HIM.]

...you have fun with that, cause I got bigger things t'worry 'bout.

...like th'fact my player has actually.. made that other me now...

[So much for trying to convince her it was a bad idea.]

[gamejumped]

... Aw snaaaap, ya serious?

[The racer looks somewhat exasperated.]

Well. Good luck, kid.
Sounds like ya might need it.

[notaglitch]

....No kiddin'.

[She huffs and folds her arms across her chest.]

Stupid players an' their stupid ideas......s'all jus' stupid anyways....

[gamejumped]

Hey, there's always a chance it won't turn out so bad like ya said. C'mon, s'not the end'a the world if ya player just wants ta'find ya a boyfriend or somethin'. I'd be more worried 'bout that glitch'a yours.

[notaglitch]

[Sure, it's definitely not the end of the world- but she didn't say she had to like it.]

Yeah- ...I dunno if...it caused me t'age up so much, it makes me wonder....what it would do t'me after that...

[gamejumped]

Look, buttercup, all I know is that the some'a other me's did some real crazy crap. S'kinda not surprisin' they ended up how they did. I may not be a nice guy, but I'm not some nutjob kid-killin' brain-rewritin' tyrant.

[Just a criminal gang boss. There's a difference. ... This different mostly involves not harming children or playing God, but still a difference.]

You, on the other hand, are... I dunno, some kinda adorable heroine? You're a good kid, s'what I'm sayin'. 'Less your player's real sick in the head I dunno if ya got really got that much'ta worry about.

[notaglitch]

....[She sighs a bit- sort of surprised to hear him say those things about her. But he does have a point.]

I guess yer right. ...I'm not afraid she's gonna do anythin' bad t'me really I just.....I dunno really what to think of it, that's all. It's jus' a really weird idea in the first place.

[gamejumped]

Guarantee your player's still got nothin' on mine s'far as weird ideas go. S'friggin' wonder we haven't all gone through identity crisis.

[notaglitch]

No kiddin'. But I guess they gotta care about us somewhat t'put that much thought into other versions of our lives..

[gamejumped]

Gotta point there, gummi worm.

So... when d'ya think I'll get ta'meet this other self'a yours?

[notaglitch]

...U-uh- ...meet...?

[Yes, meet. That is one thing that her AU was intended for after all, yet she still only has vague knowledge of it in the first place. Yet somehow, she has a feeling the other 'her' isn't just going to be standing around looking pretty.]

....P-...pretty....soon a-..actually I think. S'far as I know anyways.....

[gamejumped]

Hehehe.

Lookin' forward to it then, lollipop.

[He says as he actually takes one out of his jacket pocket, putting it into his mouth.]

[notaglitch]

[She nods a little, but she's still not to sure if she's looking forward to it herself. But- best to just try to accept it than fight against it. The player's wishes ARE the law at any rate.]

Yeah- ....should be uh- ....interestin'.