But I don't have any important tasks right now. And X-ray goggles could be useful for more than just looking at your face! They could help people look at other things too!
[And some of her actual intellect shows through. -some-] Well actually the human brain doesn't finish growing into adulthood until about the age of 25. And the logic and reasoning parts are the last parts to finish.
[she gives a little shrug]
[Not much I don't think. And I guess he'll have to deal with them the way most people do. With caution and fear >DD j/k j/k]
The bandits I kill/do not seem to meet parameters/neither does Handsome Jack. [ he knows you're smart, Gaige - Pandora would have eaten you alive otherwise - but sometimes he wonders... ]
Weeelll you see they have something else going on in there called mental illness. That tends to jack everything up big time. Haha. No pun intended. [smart -and- adorable tyvm]
[ he briefly displays ":)" at the pun anyway. ] I will take your word for it. [ he is not very good at this whole 'socialising' thing. or 'identifying people' thing. He tends to separate people into categories: possible fodder, definite fodder, challenges, and teammates. ]
Pandora is odd/surely the mentally ill/should not gain power? [ he's vividly reminded of "i'm going to name my pony made of diamonds butt stallion" ]
In a perfect world sure. Buuut then I think in a perfect world none of us would exist. Not in any recognizable sense anyway. [she shudders to think how suburban zombie like she would be in that reality]
Damn right! And I wouldn't have built DT either. [she grins and scratches her hair just above her temple] Can't imagine a life like that would be any kind of interesting.
[Holy bajeezees, Brick, you sure move fast for a huge dude. Axton visibly starts, then cracks a grin.] That would explain why he's only got four fingers.
Uh, isn't that "me to know and you to find out", or... [He peters out. Sighs. But there's no exasperation there.] Okay, yeah, woo, spooky ninja stuff. I got it.
[We now pause while Axton counts syllables on his fingers.] 5, 6- well shit. Guess you're right on that one, Zer0. Still, it can't be easy making up so much poetry on the fly.
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I am not taking my helmet off.
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May I remind you/You could use your rare talents/for important tasks
[ still linefacing ]
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[the great and totally mature 18 year old here]
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To make it very clear/go and do something else, please/btw; goggles don't work
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[she makes a little noise of complaint that says she's been thwarted but doesn't want to say so outright]
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":|"
How does he even deal with teenagers. ]
You are 18, aren't you/surely that requires the mind/to match the body?
[ though with the way he talks who knows what his prior experience of humans is like. ]
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[she gives a little shrug]
[Not much I don't think. And I guess he'll have to deal with them the way most people do. With caution and fear >DD j/k j/k]
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The bandits I kill/do not seem to meet parameters/neither does Handsome Jack. [ he knows you're smart, Gaige - Pandora would have eaten you alive otherwise - but sometimes he wonders... ]
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I will take your word for it. [ he is not very good at this whole 'socialising' thing. or 'identifying people' thing. He tends to separate people into categories: possible fodder, definite fodder, challenges, and teammates. ]
Pandora is odd/surely the mentally ill/should not gain power? [ he's vividly reminded of "i'm going to name my pony made of diamonds butt stallion" ]
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[Hey broski. 'Sup?]
And because Axton totally needs encouragement.
[Brick shrugs, going back to his simple thinking.] So long as he kills shit, I don't really care.
Brick! <3
:D
And why he huffs and puffs under that helmet of his when he's out runnin' around.
:D
I always figured he had some kind of lung thing. Like asthma. Or bronchitis.
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But consider this/I had no information/on the Vaults at first.
[ if he was an Eridian, surely he would have had that knowledge? ]
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look, you get a ":)" he likes you! ]
As long as I kill/surely it does not matter/what species I am
Besides, technically/that is for me to retain/and you to find out
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Uh, isn't that "me to know and you to find out", or... [He peters out. Sighs. But there's no exasperation there.] Okay, yeah, woo, spooky ninja stuff. I got it.
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Not enough syllables available in original phrase. [ he displays ":D" briefly. he likes haikus, ok ]
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It is force of habit/it is easy, mostly, but/harder when tired.
[ he's been talking this way for...a long time. It's basically second nature to him by now. ]
Also, it's amusing/because my way of speaking/confuses people. [ ":D" ]
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[ ":|" what is with all these people asking about what he is, is it really that important ]