Dear Mun . . .

Ah... Ah just can't... [a long pause as she tries to collect her words]

Ah just can't buh-lieve you did that! After all th'fuss Ah made about it...! Stop actin' lahk Ah'm th'crazy one, here! So ya made me a human journal, an' if that weren't bad enough, threw me into one o'those things called memes? Why would y'all even do that? Especially when Ah asked you not to?

Ah'm beginning t'understand why the rest of these fellas in yer head think yer loopy...

[why, miss Applejack! whatever happened to your cheerful, positive attitude?]