On Hulking out soon

[greenisnteasy]

Yeah, I can tell you're excited for this, but uh, the Hulk isn't really the most healthy way to vent all your pent-up stress now that the semester's over. ...Obviously. You know me pretty well; can't you see how that's a ridiculous idea?

And this thing where you're excited about ruining my friendships? That's great, thanks. I thought at least you were on my side here. I like being anonymous.

[He rolls his eyes.]

Okay, maybe I am a little excited by the idea of standing up to those weird scientists, but they abducted me four days ago. Isn't that a little worrying?

...you're excited for that too?

...where's your favorite Hulk icon? You know, the "you're tacky and I hate you" one? Because... Yeah.

Comments

[manofiron]

I am so mad at you right now.

[greenisnteasy]

...Mad at me? What did I do?

[manofiron]

You let yourself get kidnapped without me. That's so not cool.

[greenisnteasy]

Oh yeah, I tied myself to the train tracks and everything. Next time I'll warn you, and then you can join me on being creepily kidnapped and have your body used for science.

[manofiron]

Better me than you.

[greenisnteasy]

That's the least comforting thing you could possibly say to me right now. How about the next time someone comes to kidnap one of us, we do a Team Science dance set to garish 90s music and strike dramatic poses and kick their asses before any actual kidnapping takes place?

[manofiron]

That's an acceptable alternative. I'll agree to that. You're wearing the sparkly outfit, though. FYI.

[greenisnteasy]

And you're wearing the sexy one.

[manofiron]

Are you kidding? I'm always wearing the sexy outfit. Although I can't really appreciate it, so no, maybe you should instead.

[neveracoward]

I want to see the "you're tacky and I hate you" icon.

[Clearly, that is the most important part of this post. Clearly.]

[greenisnteasy]

Ask and ye shall receive.

[neveracoward]

[Mystique's gpoy]

How can you not love a face like that? Seriously now.

[greenisnteasy]

It's pretty easy when it's trying to take over your face and tends to belong to a body that smashes people, places, and things.

[neveracoward]

Well then, those people should have been better prepared, those places should have been insured, and those things can be fixed or replaced.

[greenisnteasy]

Kinda going to have to disagree with you on that one. I like not being tangentially responsible for mass chaos and destruction.

[neveracoward]

You hate him, don't you? The Hulk.

[greenisnteasy]

That about sums it up, yeah. [And despite his flippant attitude, he doesn't like revealing this much -- even if it's obvious.]

[mightiestgreen]

[keywords~]

[greenisnteasy]

Well, this is awkward.

[mightiestgreen]

Better when Hulk out.

[greenisnteasy]

I have a feeling we're going to have to agree to disagree on this one. [He isn't gritting his teeth at all.]

[mightiestgreen]

[Then Hulk isn't grinning with his teeth showing. Not at all.]

Don't have to agree with you. Puny Banner is weak.

[greenisnteasy]

Oh, that was good. Original, thoughtful. Piercing. I'm hurt, really.

[mightiestgreen]

Good. [arm crossing is a go] Hulk not hurt. [Cause Hulk is the strongest. And Hulk refers to himself in the third person. So nyah.]

[agentx13]

So long as you don't hurt anyone when you come back, I don't care what you do so long as you get back.