dear_mun | Nov. 10th, 2012

Nov. 10th, 2012

... If that is really my death...

I am not afraid.

Do you suppose it will hurt me a lot?

Has it really been almost 6 years to the day? Your vanity is truly impressive.

Although a good pseudonym is hard to come by in this line of work, so I imagine some commendations are in order.

glitchups

So when are ya actually gonna do something with me? It's gettin' kiiiinnnda boring hanging around in snoresville. This is almost boring as the game, Pong!

How about we make a deal? You start on the lame writing stuff and I'll snatch up a place that I want.

Whaddya say? 'S a win-win, right?

motivated

Why do you keep making the assumption that I'm not skilled with courting and dating skills? I was married, yes, but that doesn't mean I'm without knowledge of how to flirt.

I refuse to take a handful of children calling me scary and intimidating as a sign you're right.

chokowaffle

Mundane.... I appreciate the attention you've given me. It really is a bummer that I can't go back to Somarium, but it's okay. You don't need to push yourself to find me a place to go. I'm going to really miss England and those that had become dear to me at Somarium, but I can't go back. I just feel bad for England...

I... I hurt him. He's going to be heart broken for a long time since I can't come back. More so than he already is. I'm so sorry.... I wish I could see him again...

[She takes a moment to regain herself. She's getting off topic.]

Anyways.... Why are you sending me to some fairy tale place? And of all of the people to have chosen for me to become a denizen of.... Why did it have to be Little Red Riding Hood?

Seriously...

I get it. I dressed up as her for Halloween, but that doesn't mean anything.

Stop it! You are not going to find broer and even if you did, there's no way he'd be the big bad wolf. Really...

Hey! Didn't I tell you to stop it! Close that application page right this instant!

breadcrumbs

Is this truly necessary? You do realize you will be in competition with many others by "picking me up," as you say, at this time.

Very well, if you insist. If I may: don't get ahead of yourself.

[And on that wonderfully helpful note.]

thatsvexing

Yes, I suppose that journal name is rather accurate. This is all quite vexing.

I have no idea what you intend to do with me, so we should both just get back to doing what we're supposed to, hm?

harrisonfoal

Good to see you managed to looked up from that ipod game long enough to actually watch the show. I mean don't get me wrong helping fight back the darkness and rebuild the city is noble of you and all, but I'm no city planner. I'm an explorer.

So...speaking of exploring I don't suppose watching those first two episodes did anything to make you wanna let me go explore some world?

...please?

Oh come ON! What do I gotta do? Get shipped? Fine! I love boats. A little slow but if that's what it takes.

ourchoice

It's been awhile, hasn't it, mun? I don't mind. But it is nice to talk again. I'm glad this is a pleasant conversation, too. I do miss my friends, though. Perhaps we could go to a meme or something? I'll follow your lead.

tinkerfairy

I don't know. I know you're not so sure, but I think it's great! It might not be the easiest place, or the most friendly place, and it's definitely not the sunniest place, but I think it's perfect. It's full of broken things! Think about everything I could do there, everything I could fix and see. Machines, equipment, human things... Humans!

Why would you want to send me anywhere else?

detectings

You miss playing me, don't you? Of course you do! Come on, admit it~

c01110101testbug

Really? You're putting me in a game? But you only saw the movie last night and -- aw, who cares? I get a new game! Am I gonna get to race? Can I get a car? Is there a track and a bakery and can glitches come in?? This is͉ s͙͈ͦo͚̭͖͌͂ͦ̍̀͞ ̡̛̰̱̰̗̺̺͖̳̬̇ẹ̖̜͐̆ͫ̎ͭͬ̓͡x̔͠͏̣̤̱͎c̟̜̃ͨ̊̓ͨͦ͠i̡̝̣̯̹̭̯̦̬̬̣̗͙̪͙͉͍ͤ̔͌͂̍̒ͧͭ͑ͯ͛̀͞͞͞t̶̵̢͉̥͚̺̥̤̻̙̥̳̥̲̍ͩ͋̍̐̒̅̂͌̈̃͐ͬ̎̍ͨ̀̚͠i̧͛̃̈́ͥ̃͒̍ͮ̊̅̌̚͏̭̹̯̥̝̝̱͕͎͙͓͟͡n̖͕̣̺͉͚̦̱͔̟̰͒͌ͬ̃̀ͭ͑̅̒̐ͣͣ͗̀͑̎̓̃́͟͝ͅͅḡ̶̷̢̟̼͉̪̼̈͗͂ͦ̾̄!̸̺͉̯̠̳̫̳̤̻̝͖̲̬̼̼̭ͤ̈́̓͐͒ͥ̔ͤ̃͑ͣ̄̕͜͝!̳̝̙͖̗̹̠͉͎̳̤̭̳͈͚͊̓͗͑̌̃̒ͭͩ̍̂ͥ̊ͫ̌̓̋̕͢

brbomnomsouls

It's definitely been a while, huh? I guess if you think you can handle it, then I can't really complain much.

Let's just make sure nothing uncool happens this time, cool?

ensembledarkhorse

Thank you, mun. For having faith, I mean. Both in your own abilities with my voice and in my reasons.

Hopefully, now, those who make assumptions based on insufficient information can see that there is nothing I would loathe more than openly holding that ancient jealousy in my heart. Lack of faith, perhaps, but not envy.

Which brings us to our next point. Do not fret that thine other muses got extra icons but we did not; what we have is quite sufficient. We wouldst not enjoy being overlooked repeatedly, but we understand the concept of having to stay within thine means.

magicalrealist

( cut for spoilers )

nameless_hollow

I don't know why yer so surprised. Why the hell should I be nice to anyone or anythin'?

But ya should spend less time sleepin' and more time catchin' up, woman. Yer runnin' behind again and I'm hungry. There's no excuse why I can't eat any of those dumbasses in that house. They'll just come back anyway so don't know what the big deal is. The humans have their own stupid food so I should have mine.

shine_on_armor

( Season 3 Spoilahs )

omnomdeliciousais

[There is nothing but the sound of growling. And it goes on. And on. And on.

Finally, after what seems like forever, he slowly and deliberately pulls the Brute Shot off of his back, reloading it.

Perhaps his mun should consider this choice. Very. Carefully.
After all, he'd hate for something to happen to said mun. ~~Who's he kidding, he'd be the one causing something to happen.~~]

mordredeschain

Sai, I ken well that ye have not the focus for more than one person, and sai Master is yet the main focus o' thy time. So ye will not be 'round enough for me to stay.

In any case, thy ka and mine be Outside. They will throw us out, ye know well that they will. For people are cruel, especially when they have a little power o'er ya.

And mayhaps worst o' all, they wish for ya to change the things that make me me, not just some poor hume with my name and powers! I am Roland's and the Crimson's only son, not some random foundling!

laterpeasants

Mun, when will you help me look for my dads? You said you'd try and look but you're doing other things....

I just want to see them again, okay? I know I saw dad, but I still haven't seen pops...

highest_trump

Kesesesese~ Of course you enjoy playing me! I'm just the most awesome muse there ever was, those other iterations of myself you play not withstanding. But this idea to have a musebox exclusively for us "Cardverse" muses might be overdoing it.

I doubt there is much interest. Okay, I admit, I've seen a couple Queen of Spades besides that one we always play with and I know there's a couple King of Spades as well, but just because four of your friends join with their muses doesn't mean it's a worthwhile task.

[pause]

But I can see I'm not convincing you.

sailorloyalty

It's about time you bring me back out! Did you forget how cool and awesome I am?

I know this game with the kids with a key... blade thing has been taking up your time, but don't forget about me!

What do ya mean you haven't unlocked me on this game for the phone? You deleted it? Finnneee... Maybe for your iPod?

( Season 3 Opener Spoilers )

sciencetank

I fail to see why you remain under the impression that I require others to arrive. I'm perfectly capable of functioning independently.

Not to mention, the likelihood of anyone from my Cybertron appearing is far lower, statistically speaking, than those from others. I would advise you cease pursuing this avenue and focus on something more worth your time and effort.

Besides, were Grimlock to arrive, I'd have more choice words for him than I would 'fond greetings'.

princessgatling

Will you stop fussing already?

So what if you screwed up here and there? That isn't a reason to keep idling away! You could put better use to your time by continuing to work on your tags! Are you that lazy a bum?

I think I speak for everyone here when I say it's not bothersome, it's aggravating.

elpacobro

No, no, no, no, no.

I will never understand you. When you were there, all you did was complain about El Chuco. And, I mean, now that you're here all you do is complain about here and how you'd rather be back there. But... Muuunnn. Winter is coming!

No?

That didn't help? Okay. Uh. Remember one... two years ago when the city shut down "a la Gotham City" because everything was literally frozen? And remember how you can't stand weather below 80 degrees? Uh huh. See, it's not all bad!

AND YOU LIVE NEAR THE BEACH, Mun! So, so many sexy chicks during Spring Break. So. Many.

kid_apocalypse

There was no other way. I don't know....what I'm going to do, but I can't just let them die. Not when I have the power to save them. It's what Uncle Cluster would want me to do. I just...wish it hadn't come to this. I'm not Apocalypse, no matter how much Mr. Daken wants me to be.

wholived

Are you really going to try this again? It went so smashingly well at the last game, after all. I'm not sure this is a good plan, and I'm less sure I want any involvement in it.

spacevixen

Though I'm fairly certain you meant the original sentiment as some sort of joke, I do really think that many games could 8enefit from an exposition service. Not only would it help explain plot points that are easily overlooked in lieu of side quests with little to no real game relevance, 8ut it could easily 8e a great assest to aid in personal character development.
I'm not sure exactly what a "Morgan Freeman" position is, 8ut I'm getting an inkling that it's a compliment.
This might also 8e a way for me to cover my losses in the crippling de8t I've created for myself in the last incarnation of my exposition 8ooth.
I, for one, am sold on the idea!

falenanthief

Right, mun. Lemme tell ya something. Make that two something.

One, no one's touching my hair. Or braid it or play around with it.

And two...

( Defending the castle spoilers )

doubleo

A half hearted attempt at best.

I prefer anonymity as a general rule. It is part of the trade as you know, so I am certain you will understand then what must be done.

Nothing personal, darling.

rottenwoman

( Spoilers for Trial 2 of Dangan Ronpa )

dragonassistant

See, I knew she could do it! I wasn't worried for a second. [No duh, he was worried for much longer than that, but shh, he's being optimistic!]

But you know, I wasn't expecting to save the day and be a big hero. I don't think anypony was prepared for that. [Hey, there's that ego that everypony knows and loves!]

You've gotta admit, mun, it's pretty cool that I'll be a part of Equestrian history forever. What d'you think they'll say about me in history books? I'd hope that they mention what an amazing assistant I am and all, who could forget that?

[Being him, he might just ramble on a little bit more. Quick, somepony stop that ego before it turns into the villain for season 4!]

notakaijuu

Really? Really really really? I get to go back?

Oh, this is so exciting! I miss Johto sooo much! I can't wait to see all my friends again! Like Miyuki-chan, and Other Father, and Yagyuu-san, and Mr. Jack, and Lacus-chan! I don't even care that I'll have to start over from the very beginning with new Pokémon, though I really will miss my old ones. This just means I'll have to try twice as hard to get caught up with everyone else. Maybe this time Tomoyo-chan or Kero-chan or Syaoran-kun will be there!

Thank you, Mun. Thank you a bunch!

hotheadedsavior

Seriously? Me? I get to be the first to come back? YES!!!

viralingoff

I gotta hand it to you. It's like you are making some sort of Christmas list for mercenary corps right here.

What was it you were quoting? Something about "two rats in a barrel"? Well, I've been a rat before and I have no inkling to squeak again.

He can have the job. ...just better hope he doesn't dislocate a hip or something. [A laugh.]

closeshave

Well, I'm certainly flattered that you've chosen me, but I don't think it's going to work between you and I. The thoughts you have in your head about Bond and myself are completely wrong. Our relationship is strictly professional. [She smiles.]

So stop all this nonsense and let me get back to my job.

thatched

Hellooo laaadies, and gentlemen.

My mun put me in here without giving me much direction so I figure, might as well give some advice. Any kind of advice. Especially spiritual because, being dead at the moment, I feel like I'm pretty qualified. So lay it on me. If not, feel free to spill your troubles over booze, of which I have plenty.

Come one, come all!

maternals

Forgive me, but was this really necessary? I don't suppose you've noticed, but I have a rather important job to be getting along with. I haven't got time for this sort of thing.

That username is another disgrace, while we're at it. Double-Oh Seven will be getting ideas if you're not careful.

Now, get along and fix it, and leave me in peace.

dj_mort

See, mun? Was that so hard? Lady, you know I'd never steer you wrong on that! And you got the application all nice and tidy, too. Lemme see if I can dig up a sticker around here for you somewhere...

[Harr harr, funny guy.]

Pffft, it's ok to admit that I was right and you were wrong, for once.

[Hmmm, you know I still have to plan out that first post...]

Oh? Wait...what. You're not gonna make me look like a dork are you? Mun? HEY!

dieswhenkilled

( If you get hurt too much, you die... )

armore

So what, all it takes for you to let me out again is for a new episode with me in it?

I wish you'd let me do more, mun. One short run, and then after that I was off collecting dust.

00110000

Haikus are not hard / And the game is no challenge / You just suck that much

vigilunatic

Let us level for a moment, you and I.

I am not like your other muses; I have no interest in being played with or let out to speak whenever it suits you. My only desire is to cleanse this domain, city or world of criminal filth.

You may place me where you see fit but I am not interested in whatever you are planning. I shall abide, but don't ask me for my thoughts or opinions for I have no qualms about anything you care about.

I only heed the voice of Thanatos.

And while this may all be simply fun and games for you, for me, it is much more. Think before you so carelessly waste my time. I care not for sitting idly, but I care even less for wasting my time with menial tasks.

That is all.

Current Mood: apathetic

bravestbow

If yer gonna let every little thing get to ye, then I'm not goin' to stick around much longer.

Maybe having some fun will make ye feel better?

darksparkle

(This is not your regular Twilight. She looks like her, but behaviorally? She might as well be somepony else. Her eyes glow green as her horn glows with a dark aura.)

Mundane...do you really think it best to act on anger and frustration?

I'll reserve judgment...for now. After all, letting anger get the best of me is what brought me to where I am and look how wonderfully I turned out. I've since been introduced to an entirely new realm of magic that no book or scroll in Equestria has documented...not that I mind, of course. This new magic has only worked well for me. I'd say it would work for you, but you're just another powerless human.

Get out of my way, mundane; you're aware of what one will do when hatred overrides thought. That's how I arrived here, isn't it?

(((I have no idea what the hell I'm doing))

flashesforward

Yo, mun! It's about time you got around to apping me somewhere. Because seriously, it was getting all kinds of cramped in your head space. Not to mention, why would you want to hold off on playing the Wall-man? I mean, don't get me wrong, your other muses are cool dudes but c'mon! Speedsters were not meant to be kept in confined spaces. It's cruel and unusual punishment.

Though I've gotta give you some props now. Not only are you sending me somewhere with my friends, but I'll be able to stretch my legs and score one for the good guys!

keepsthemsafe

...It's a fuckin' kindness.

He can' handle it. I know the man better then anyone. If it's as fucked up as people say then 'm doin' him and Carl a favor.

And no, sorry. Not trustin' any woman who decides to haul off and stab me neither.

mymothersshadow

( spoilers )

dashingrainbow

You know, this look may be more Rarity's thing, but I think I rock it anyway.

fastandsteady

I'm glad things are looking up for you, mun! I know it's been a bumpy road, but the pay off will be worth it in the end. You're for sure about this whole app thing right? And you're going to wait. No 'apping early'. You have to focus on school. If anything, I'll still be around. You know that. May will come around before you know it!

...You've been researching huh? Why do you suddenly see me being friends with a dinosaur? I mean yeah sure, we kinda have the same wings...

What do you mean we have the same voice actor?

gordianknots

I find it a little strange that you keep fretting about lack of activity and then proceed to laze about and refuse to rectify the problem. If your complaint (on occasion, as I have noted) is a lack of other cast members, then seek them out and do so without worrying about the impression you make. If it's unfamiliarity with others within the community, then either sit and consume the appropriate media or find other avenues for communication and actually use them. Inaction, while a form of action itself, only perpetuates what exists. It's foolish, and I have to admit that even this is a childish thing to do.

However if it takes plain writing for you to plan out what must be done, so be it. But please make this the first and last time you air such complaints. I've had a number of younger Clock Tower students with better clarity towards their problems.

kitsune_servant

I'm not sure what you're playing at girl, but I'll remind you that I have a duty to keep Nanami safe. If left out of my sight for too long that fool will get herself killed. I don't have time to play with you here!

Now unless you want to be on the menu for dinner tonight, I suggest you back off!

invisible_woman

Will you just stop already? It's getting embarrassing for both of us.

If you are so shamelessly attracted to him, you go after him. I highly doubt he is going to want to be involved with me after he's been involved with her.

I'll pretend you never said anything if you will, ok?

mischief_reborn

Mun... Please calm down.

I know right now it's not so great but you did update me at the games I'm in and found a companion for me at one of them, who I might say is quite the catch good job there, but you don't need to be so hard on yourself. People like you, people like me, stop worrying that you're "doin it wrong" and start worrying about what kind of coco to make for yourself. Or... Go heat up your tea. Better yet? Milkshake. Make a milkshake, those always win for deliciousness. Even if it is freezing outside.

HOP TO IT! OFF YOUR DUFF! Don't make me find Thor...

reckless_eagle

God, like, flake out much?

Look, no, let's totally back up and junk. It's no big. Whatevs, you know? Like, all I do is kick ass and look fab whether or not you've got time for me, so it's not like I miss being played or whatever.

...Even if it's kinda been ages. You had me in games for like, years. What's the deal all of a sudden? Totally thought we had a good thing. You could at least write some fic again or something, right? It's like, is that too much to ask? No, it's not, you're just being lame. I mean, I guess you're not playing anybody else, either, so there's that, but like. I'm bored to the max, ok?

I mean, not that it matters. It just... kinda sucks? Whatever.

-Poland

ironbanded

It seems your heart is quite set, my lady, and so we come here again. I cannot claim to begrudge you this, no matter how bleak the setting. Idleness will never suit me well [ her tone, turned graver, now lightens] - in that, we may be alike, despite your claims to the contrary. And if there is aid needed there... then surely it is past time I gave what I could.

[ besides, she cannot deny a bit of wanderlust, a thrill that comes with the potential of new surroundings. ]

Counsel may well be folly, but if I may have one request - it would be Sahar. I cannot take all I would wish for with me, but I would rather not be without her. I know that she would set other minds at ease, as well.

But, all the same - do not let yourself become too distracted from the rest. I will walk this path you've set for me, if you will it, but you must do the same as well.

buzzkilling

It's cute, the interest you've taken in me. We both know it won't last long, though. The best things never do.

But hey, you have your fun and I'll have mine. I do work well under time constraints.

vengefulblades

Mundane,

You have certainly found quite a lot of time to spend playing around with other men when you could have been working with me. Yes I said working. I do not care that said man is an Assassin as well. Rest assured though I have many words I would use to describe my feelings toward you, 'jealous' is not one of them.

Back to work with you then and enough of this nonsense.

-Ezio

carl_elias

You know, there's a lesson I learned a long time ago - it's to never sit still. Makes you predictable. I've always been one to strive for originality. You'll do well to remember that. But I think you do, you're smart.

Prison was interesting, but there's so much work to be done. I won't waste your time with convincing arguments, you want what I want. In part, at least. Our interests do align on this specific point, at the very least.

So let's see what happens next, shall we?

thumbsize

O-oh--oh wow! Are all those...really for me?

This is so sweet of you, Mun! And are those--are those really wings I see?!

I'm going to get wings?! Thank you! Thank you!

eighteen_winters

Really? It's been so long I kind of forgot, oh well. Guess I should say it anyway.

[She breaths in deeply in preparation for saying something very important.]

Happy Birthday Daddy!

sorcery_fledgling

...Mun.

[Rinoa looks a bit unamused.]

I seriously don't get your penchant for wanting me in two games at once. Yeah, I get this place has the whole "resistance overthrowing corrupt government" thing which, yeah, I know a lot about. [Well, "a lot" is debatable, but she has experience at least.] You sure you're not considering it just because of all the - what do you call them? "canons" - you're familiar with?

[A sigh.] Well, you have until the beginning of next month before you have to make a decision. And I'm not... totally opposed to it, I guess? At least it's not a sex game this time. Just promise you'll think it through, okay?

I think we have issues.

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