voicetesting! potential for Skyfall spoilers in comments

[maternals]

Forgive me, but was this really necessary? I don't suppose you've noticed, but I have a rather important job to be getting along with. I haven't got time for this sort of thing.

That username is another disgrace, while we're at it. Double-Oh Seven will be getting ideas if you're not careful.

Now, get along and fix it, and leave me in peace.

Comments

Because apparently Bond people are attracted to this account.

[iamnotamused]

Muns are terrible at choosing names for people of our stature.

[maternals]

Yes, your Majesty. Though I can certainly appreciate the quality of yours. Victorian, I believe.

[iamnotamused]

I suppose that is one thing my imbecilic mun is capable of.

[Just sippin her tea now, like a baws.]

Keeping Mr.Bond whipped into shape I hope, though.

[maternals]

As always, your Majesty. As always.

screeeeaaa

[doubleoohbaby]

I rather like it.

[maternals]

Oh, now why aren't I surprised? I do hope you're keeping yourself busy, Double-Oh Seven.

[doubleoohbaby]

Perfectly busy, ma'am. Much to be done.

I had wondered when you'd be arriving.

[maternals]

Good, I should hate to think we were keeping you at leisure.

Were you expecting me? I prefer leaving the field work to the experts.

OH MY GOD

[thatsvexing]

It seems these mundanes are rather persistent, ma'am.

[maternals]

So it would seem.

I would have expected to see you here, at least. I imagine you feel quite at home.

[thatsvexing]

The throes of cyberspace are rather appealing, ma'am, I will admit, but there is only so much a man can take, after all.

[maternals]

Don't tell me you're bored already.

[closeshave]

Unfortunately, mundanes rarely listen, ma'am. They don't like being told what to do.

[maternals]

Well, I'm rather used to working with that brand of arrogance, after all.

[closeshave]

I admire you. I'm not entirely sure I would be able to tolerate such behavior .

[maternals]

Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way. You seem to be rather keeping them in line, yourself.

SWOON

[mordantwit]

They don't seem to care for our responsibilities.

omg xavier!

[maternals]

No, quite not. They seem to believe it's all some sort of game, in fact.

:D

[mordantwit]

I know the type well, I'm afraid.

[maternals]

Then we're in much the same position. Is there talk of sending you elsewhere?

[suppliesgadgets]

I suppose I should be thankful for mine, in that regard.

OMG ILU

[maternals]

Succinct and to the point. [ There's even a slight smile here. ] I shouldn't be surprised, of course. You were always rather the expert on the practical side of things.

SIGHS IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF WHY NOT

[hexappeal]

He'll get ideas regardless of usernames or not. Even if he has to pull them out of thin air, those ideas will be there. Grating on your nerves.

YES GOOD

[maternals]

Ah, I see you've met him. Should I offer my sympathies now, or later?

SEXCELLENT

[hexappeal]

Three years too late on that, I'm afraid. I usually am the one offering the apologies for his behavior these days. It's really a rather daunting task! But I suspect you're very aware of that.