voice testing. also possible spoilers in the comments.

[closeshave]

Well, I'm certainly flattered that you've chosen me, but I don't think it's going to work between you and I. The thoughts you have in your head about Bond and myself are completely wrong. Our relationship is strictly professional. [She smiles.]

So stop all this nonsense and let me get back to my job.

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[doubleoohbaby]

I'm always professional.

[closeshave]

Of course you are. I've seen the proof with my own eyes. [Eve laughs.]

[doubleoohbaby]

You could use those eyes to see so much more.

[closeshave]

[Cheeky bastard.] Don't give my mundane more ideas, James. She has enough about us already.

[doubleoohbaby]

Hn, all perfectly above board, I hope.

[closeshave]

Hardly. If only you could see her head space at the moment.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'd best avert my innocent eyes.

[closeshave]

Yes, we wouldn't want that perfect reputation of yours ruined. Your career would be over.

I suppose your mundane is having thoughts about 'us' as well.

[doubleoohbaby]

Mm, one or two, but one doesn't kiss and tell.

[thatsvexing]

Strictly professional...

You know, I have a feeling I may be using that phrase myself to describe Bond and myself.

[closeshave]

How so? You're mundane isn't thinking what I think she's thinking...is she?

[thatsvexing]

For one, he is one of the rare males that take on this "mundane" title. And, two? No. Not at the moment.

I do fear for the other incarnations of myself who are less fortunate, however.

[closeshave]

Ah, I see. I owe your mundane an apology. Terrible of me to assume he was female.

[A pause.] My mundane does believe you two are rather cute together. You and Bond, I mean.

[thatsvexing]

It is a common misconception. He doesn't mind it happening, but will always point it out when it does happen.

[And a sigh] Your mundane and the rest of the internet, it seems. I suppose it won't help to say that I'm married to my work?

[closeshave]

You could try, but I doubt it'll have any effect. Mundanes don't want to listen to us it seems. They have their own ideas about our lives. I've been trying to convince mine that nothing is going on between Bond and I. It's not exactly working...

[thatsvexing]

I would say you have a rather explosive relationship with 007, but that would only expedite the issue.

[closeshave]

Q darling, I like you a lot. Don't spoil our relationship by giving my mundane new ideas. [A grin.]

[revenge_is_sweet]

Strictly professional? Ah, of course it is. MI6 would never want fellow agents to interact with each other in such.....peversive ways. [He smiled slyly.]

James and I were close friends once.

ooo mr silva :DDD

[closeshave]

[She raises an eyebrow.] You and Bond? You must be joking. He's not really the 'best friend' type.

Re: Yep. Gotta love this different kind of baddy XD

[revenge_is_sweet]

No, not joking. Before certain events in my life, we worked together. Much like how you and him work together.

[closeshave]

And was he difficult to work with? He is now, unfortunately.

[revenge_is_sweet]

Sometimes. He can be a stubborn bastard when he wants to be or soft as a puppy at other times.

[closeshave]

A puppy. [She laughs a little.] Now, that's something I find hard to imagine. He's more like an old dog if you ask me.

[revenge_is_sweet]

[He smirked.] True. I suppose the grey muzzle gives his true age away. Yet, an aged wine can still taste good.

[closeshave]

Depends upon the wine. Some age better than others.

Though I will give him credit where credit is due. He is certainly dedicated to his job.