Season 3 Premiere Post #1,904 [Spoiler warning/ego alert]

[dragonassistant]

See, I knew she could do it! I wasn't worried for a second. [No duh, he was worried for much longer than that, but shh, he's being optimistic!]

But you know, I wasn't expecting to save the day and be a big hero. I don't think anypony was prepared for that. [Hey, there's that ego that everypony knows and loves!]

You've gotta admit, mun, it's pretty cool that I'll be a part of Equestrian history forever. What d'you think they'll say about me in history books? I'd hope that they mention what an amazing assistant I am and all, who could forget that?

[Being him, he might just ramble on a little bit more. Quick, somepony stop that ego before it turns into the villain for season 4!]

Comments

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie has never heard of you.

[dragonassistant]

[hdu ruin his moment, Trixie, gtfo!!!!]

Hey, I never heard of you before you came to Ponyville.

[And he still has his grudge. Never underestimate a Twilight fanboy, okay.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

It just goes to show how uninformed you are of what truly matters.

[dragonassistant]

Says the pony who couldn't beat an Ursa Major by herself. [Why are you important again? lolol]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie was just about to when another decided to steal her glory!

[dragonassistant]

Yeah, sure you were.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie is pleased to hear you agree with her on that matter.

[dragonassistant]

Yeah, keep telling yourself that while Twilight keeps saving the day!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

And what if Trixie proves herself to be stronger than The Sparkled One?

[dragonassistant]

Yeah, good luck with that. [/Dripping with sarcasm]

Twilight's been practicing a lot since we last saw you. I bet you can't even teleport!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie can perform many a magic spell!

[brokethefourthwall]

[Don't look now, Spike, but somepony is scooping you up onto her back.]

Oooh, Spike! Maybe they'll make a crystal statue of you in the castle!

[dragonassistant]

[That surprises him at first, but no big deal, it's just Pinkie.]

Ooh, maybe! My mun already said that Celestia's got a fancy new stained glass window for me in her castle already, but I wouldn't say no to a crystal statue.

I hope they get my good side though.

[brokethefourthwall]

But won't they be carving every side? I mean, a one-sided statue would look kinda funky.

[dragonassistant]

[Oh, Pinkie.]

Man, I'd hope so. If I'm getting a statue, I want it to look good! [just like him]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Giggle.] Well... when they dedicate it to you in the Crystal Empire, be sure to pick me up one of those fancy horns!

Twilight wouldn't let me keep my old one...

[dragonassistant]

[NO, THOSE WERE AWFUL]

Uh, sure thing!

I can't imagine why she wouldn't...

[brokethefourthwall]

See? That's what I said! I thought I was getting pretty good with it, too. [Blink.] Ooh! I know! I can play it for you when you enter the room!

[Clears her throat.] Hear ye, hear ye! Fillies and gentlecolts, presenting the hero of the Crystal Empire!

[dragonassistant]

[Pinkie, no, his ego!]

Huh... I think I like the sound of that, actually.

[fastandsteady]

You saved the day?

[Brooklyn can't help but smile. This little dragon had spunk!]

Congratulations lil' guy. Let's hope they do something nice for you when you get back.

Wow, I didn't know that anyone played from Gargoyles

[dragonassistant]

Thanks!

I think I'm good with just that though. Twilight probably wouldn't want me to have all of the attention and fame going to my head anyway.

Ha yeah, it's rare to see, but I'm glad people still know about it

[fastandsteady]

[He tilts his head though.]

So my mun tells me you retrieved a... 'crystal heart'? Was it heavy?

Well, I'd hope that people know about it!

[dragonassistant]

Not really. I handle gems all the time, so it was nothing.

[marearcana]

To be honest, I wasn't sure I was prepared for that.

[dragonassistant]

Well, nopony's prepared for everything, right?

And at least you passed your test!

[marearcana]

Well, that much is true, regardless of how much you try...

And yes, you have no idea how much of a relief that was to hear.

[It was a given as soon as the Princess said "It is better that..." okay I'll stop now]

[dragonassistant]

Then again, it is just like you to pass with a little extra credit, so it's not all bad.

[NERD]

[shine_on_armor]

You did a good job, Spike. As thanks, I went to one of the Crystal Pony toy stores and got you something.

[dragonassistant]

What'd you get, what'd you get?! [Here's hoping that it has something to do with his keywords!]

[shine_on_armor]

[Shining Armor hands Spike a plastic container.]

It's Gak!

[dragonassistant]

[AW YEAHH, he's just going to open that up immediately so he can have fun like a true 90's kid.]

Wow, thanks, Shining Armor! I heard this stuff was pretty cool.

[shine_on_armor]

Me too. I'm know sure where I heard it from, though...

((Heh heh heh...))

[dragonassistant]

Yeah, my mun thinks our fans are pretty weird.

[shine_on_armor]

Yeah, they're pretty weird.

They act like me throwing Cadence off of a balcony is something to talk about.