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[reckless_eagle]

God, like, flake out much?

Look, no, let's totally back up and junk. It's no big. Whatevs, you know? Like, all I do is kick ass and look fab whether or not you've got time for me, so it's not like I miss being played or whatever.

...Even if it's kinda been ages. You had me in games for like, years. What's the deal all of a sudden? Totally thought we had a good thing. You could at least write some fic again or something, right? It's like, is that too much to ask? No, it's not, you're just being lame. I mean, I guess you're not playing anybody else, either, so there's that, but like. I'm bored to the max, ok?

I mean, not that it matters. It just... kinda sucks? Whatever.

-Poland

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[kartoffelstampfer]

If you have an opinion, make sure to let it be known loud and clearly. All your pointless muttering will not get your mundane to listen to you, Polen.

[reckless_eagle]

Yeah, 'cause you've always been a huge fan of me saying what's on my mind.

[Not that that's ever stopped Poland. Ever. No matter how sensible a move it would've been to just shut up for three seconds.]

Anyway, Munski knows what the deal is either way. I'm just letting her know I'm still not giving up!

[kartoffelstampfer]

Just be glad it is not me you're attempting to get to listen to you with that weak argumentation of yours. I'd be surprised if your mundane even notices that you were trying to get in contact with her.

[reckless_eagle]

Yeah, yeah, like you listen to anything but crazy these days anyway. Lemme guess, if you were me, you'd totally send tanks, right? Go all martial law on her and junk?

[kartoffelstampfer]

Luckily, I'm not you. And while tanks are good to have I don't think I will be requiring any anytime soon.

[reckless_eagle]

Not that you're like, gloating or anything.

[kartoffelstampfer]

I'm merely saying that my mun and I have an understanding.

[Just don't listen to him. He simply refuses to openly admit what he's got to put up with...]

[reckless_eagle]

What's the deal there? She's like, got you in a game, or what?

[kartoffelstampfer]

He... has...

[Aaaaand suddenly there's lots and lots of room for awkwardness to settle. Thanks for reminding him.

He somehow manages to break the silence with a cough before glancing away.]

...but I never agreed to those.

[reckless_eagle]

He, my bad.

Also, you so can't leave me hanging like that. Come on, spill!

[kartoffelstampfer]

There... Isn't much to tell. But if the mun refuses to accept that he is wasting time there he could be using much more efficiently elsewhere, there is little I can do.

That aside, someone like you may be much better off on that fairy tale island anyway. It's definitely the least suitable place to keep me from my duties...

[reckless_eagle]

I was totally hoping for something juicier than that, but oh my god. I would pay money to see you in fairy-tale land. Your mun's some kind of genius, obvs.

[kartoffelstampfer]

...juicier...

[Sorry. Poland. If you want the juicy stories you will ave to ask his older or remotely younger self that also reside in this headspace. They're quite fond of embarrassing him.]

There's nothing funny about that. You're easily the only one I can imagine that may consider it entertaining to be forced into the role of some fairy tale character and slowly turning into them.

[reckless_eagle]

[He can't help it. Gossip is good, gossip about people who've made your life Hell is better. That's like, a law of the universe, right?]

Whoa, whoa, wait, back up. Like, slowly turning into? That took a turn from "kinda funny" to "Russia-creepy" way fast!

[kartoffelstampfer]

[And trying to maintain his dignity is the law of Germany. So he sure won't tell you the embarrassing bits, nope~]

It's more disturbing when your mun chose an inhuman denizen for you. Japan grew a bird's tail, my brother grew wings. But you hardly see any changes on Frankreich or Amerika.

[reckless_eagle]

Mine totally put me in this weird mansion that ate memories for a couple of years? That was pretty lame, but I guess I never hair a tail or whatevs.

[kartoffelstampfer]

It's probably better that way.

[reckless_eagle]

Probs. I am getting wicked bored just sitting around the headspace, though...

[kartoffelstampfer]

I don't intend on providing you with entertainment. If you want your mundane to find you a place, tell her to do so.

[reckless_eagle]

Yeah, like, maybe.

[magicmaestro]

Polska, perhaps you should try being a little kinder to your Mundane. I've found that they listen a little bit better with that in mind.

[reckless_eagle]

I tried that, but she's still being all lame about it. Like, all "blah blah I have work, Poland," which you'd think would at least mean she'd pay for my icons and stuff, but no...

[magicmaestro]

I'm certain your Mundane has her reasons as does mine when it comes to these matters, Polska. Though if your Mundane ever does play to play you in a game, mine would very much like to have us interact as she says in her words.

[reckless_eagle]

Yeah, mine's all over that idea, and I've gotta say, I'm down. You know you were always cool by me!

[Austria can gtfo, that's HIS citizen!]

[magicmaestro]

[He might be rather flattered by that, but also warmly smiles.]

Your words warm my heart and it makes me smile to know you're doing well, the years I've been away from home have been far too many.

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[reckless_eagle]

Home's, like, never away from you, babe.

♥

[magicmaestro]

You're right, almost every single composition of mine was written with you in mind. No one could ever truly replace you in my heart.

Ahhhh your icon :D

[reckless_eagle]

I totally know.

[He listened to every piece like a proud, uh, fatherland.]