Voice test, canon: Kamisama Kiss

[kitsune_servant]

I'm not sure what you're playing at girl, but I'll remind you that I have a duty to keep Nanami safe. If left out of my sight for too long that fool will get herself killed. I don't have time to play with you here!

Now unless you want to be on the menu for dinner tonight, I suggest you back off!

Comments

[exoticpetslayer]

We think you can do with a better threat than that, boy.

[kitsune_servant]

A better threat? Boy?

Who do you think you're talking to little girl? It's a good enough threat for the nuisance in my life, I don't need a better one, they're not deserving of one.

[exoticpetslayer]

[ She waves a finger. ] Ah-ah. We give you a Zero out of ten.

[kitsune_servant]

I don't care what you think, this has nothing to do with you.

[exoticpetslayer]

Tell me, what would your mundane taste like?

[kitsune_servant]

That depends on what I'm feeling like. I could make her into anything, a rabbit, a turtle, an ostrich, perhaps a cow, a pig, a chicken? Maybe a salmon.

Oh! Swordfish might be nice, it would be a rare treat.

[exoticpetslayer]

Zero out of ten, once again. We did mean metaphorically.

[oinarikami]

[And now, a golden kitsune laughing a raspy laugh at the man.]

Eeeh, you're watching out for a master, are you?

1/2

[kitsune_servant]

...

2/2

[kitsune_servant]

Of course. It is an honor to be a shine familiar and serve a god. It is only proper to watch out for her and serve my duty well.

[oinarikami]

[Ears perk up at this and damn if that muzzle isn't smiling.]

What a good familiar you are! You must save your master a great deal of trouble. Ah, the pleasure of being of service when you're young~
Kekekekeke.

[kitsune_servant]

It is only to be expected, any thing less than stellar would mean I was unfit for my position.

[He really really wants to just reach out and trip that smile off.]

But I wouldn't call myself "young", it implies someone who is still learning and unfamiliar with the world.

[oinarikami]

[There's a pause, a head tilt and then the other kitsune sighs out.]

Well it's no good if you're going to take it that seriously.

[You other foxes are such sticks in the mud once you get tamed. Then you can't even be teased properly!]

So what sort of god do you guard then? An inari? Or have you been bound by another?

[kitsune_servant]

[He has to take it seriously, otherwise his rage and tsundere nature would get the better of him.]

She is a land god, though she's human....

Stupid Mikage....

[oinarikami]

... A human land god?

[Okay, the fox is interested again. This wasn't something it had ever heard of before.]

[apoisonedrose]

Aw~ So cute~

[He just wants to pet you.]

I just want to pet you...

[kitsune_servant]

Don't touch me.

[apoisonedrose]

It'll just be your head!

[Your rejection stings. Only not really since he does what he wants. ]

[kitsune_servant]

I don't care! Touch me and you'll regret it.

[bluefireballs]

It's not a difficult concept, and yet they have so much trouble understanding it...

[kitsune_servant]

It's as if their minds simply can't understand, like they're too small to learn.

[bluefireballs]

I guess you can't expect much from them.

[kitsune_servant]

Perhaps training them the way one would train a puppy might work, but I'm really not interested in wasting the time.

[bluefireballs]

Not really worth it, if you ask me. The dinner idea sounds better. You may have to deal with indigestion, though.

[kitsune_servant]

Perhaps, but as long as the form chosen is done well I imagine the meat should taste fine regardless.