dear_mun | Nov. 7th, 2012

Nov. 7th, 2012

To even assume that I would have a hand in America's election is absurd, my dear.

Besides, I'm not one for American politics.

whoreticulturist

I am...flattered, my lady, but this seems imprudent, particularly given the season.

[A somewhat beleaguered gardener in no uncertain terms is voicing his concerns.]

There are many perennials that still require splitting if they are to produce the same amount of buds as last year, and the summer flowering bulbs ought to be planted now to establish roots before spring. Winter waits for no man; I cannot be burdened with frivolity.

[Not this instant, at any rate.]

purjare

I von't do this if you only plan to be... frivolous.

[The Romanian accent is thick and he doesn't have the greatest handle on his English. But Cristian has a decent enough knowledge to hold a conversation. Not that he's particularly loquacious.]

I've been stagnant for too long. If you're serious, find me vork.

[[OOC: Really really zealous Romanian wizard cop for the win??? His canon point is between books five and six.]]

thatwasapun

Awriiight, way to go, girly! Y-y-you did it! Now all you've gotta do is wait on the edge of your seat 'til you get the results back.

[:D? :D?

...]

What. Was it somethin' I said? ... awww, there ain't nothin' to be afraid of! I just know it! You're gonna do great. Uh, this time. A whole lot better than all those other times you did, uh... not... so great at bein' in a real game. Yep! Don't you worry your pretty little head, it's gonna be juuuust fine!

I just know we're gonna have loads of fun in that, uh... awful, s-s-scary-lookin' old house with all those monsters in it. Yeah! ... sure...

peter_vincent

No, no, no, and for the final fucking time, no.

This is not 'bring back all my muses for nostalgia' month. It's not... bloody... [waves Midori around because, yes, Peter, that will give you Words.] ... prop me up for some sadistic bastard to take a bite out of me!

I am perfectly content where I am, and where I am? [Drinks. Not his first glass of the evening.] Is not here. Not out in the open, very much backstage and away from the danger.

Now if it is all the same? I would prefer for things to stay that way.

polishedgold

( Cut for purple courier and a bad attitude. )

wingectomy

I guess I'll need to go and mingle some more, again.

These things happen. I'll be fine.

contentious

You don't have to do this if you don't want to.

But remember that someone has to and will do it, even if you don't. Not all of us have that luxury of choice, so I guess you're one of the lucky ones. [A scowl.] Just give a warning before you get in over your head and decide to send me somewhere, got it?

We can't all be pulling kamikaze stunts.

[Someone's not exactly happy with their recent meme tags. I'm willing to bet it's because of the 'causing-his-partners-emotional-distress' part.

also. is he chapter 3-Chris? not even the mun knows.]

transam

Miss Mundane.

That was fast.

poweroftheprimate

Hmm...I'm not sure if I understand what you're trying to do. But perhaps it would be better if you think things through before attempting to send me anywhere. I would rather not leave Shuggazoom if it can be helped, especially at this time.

...Very well. I can sense you're going to be stubborn about this. I will do what I can, and I expect no less from you. I hope the outcome is what you're looking for.

icanfixit

It's great that you saw the movie again, ma'am but. I'm not so sure about some of these ideas floatin' around in this noggin' of yours.

( Under cut just in case... )

otterific

If you are suggesting I "take a break", I've already told Ron that I -

[Wait. Where is she?

Someone isn't playing fair.]

Take me back. I have no business with you or with this place. [Oh so naive, Hermione. So naive.] Do you realize you're interfering with the passage of an important law concerning House Elves?! I know you feel bad for them too, so don't even try to tell me that you don't care.

As I said: take me back. [She brings her wand into plain view.]

charmspeaking

First of all I would like to say that I am useful. My powers are not lame.. and I'm not a carebear! I can charmspeak people.

I don't call on the powers of sunshine and rainbows. And I don't shine a bright light-up heart from my stomach. [She's getting irritated because she's only a step or two away from that.]

You know what? I'm not talking to you anymore. You know what you did and said and I have other things to worry about. You're like the very least of my problems. Actually you're not a problem at all.

I don't even care. I don't really. Nope.

canals

A girl does what she wants here. There's no Red God, no training, no faceless. Just No One.

A girl likes it this way. Even if she'll have Needle and Nymeria. I-- [She shuts her mouth. It'd be nice to see her brothers. Or any family for that matter. Even Sansa. Especially Sansa.]

Gendry can come, too, if he wants. [She doesn't care.]

hollow_ring

Dear mun,

I find myself both excited and anxious on the idea of seeing my.. the Holy Father once again. It has occurred to me that the Kingdom is without a church, without the word of God–– how can such be?

If the Holy Father were to come, I know God would follow, and from his mouth we would have guidance through our troubling situation. Though my brother may have reservations, I believe he too wishes for the Holy Father to grace us with his presence.

Cesare may need bring God himself, in the end. Perhaps I will address this with him.

Lucrezia Borgia

nihilum

A great tragedy is nothing without an audience, but my work is only designed for one person and you are not them.

t_t_k

Mun,

Sup. I get what you want me to do, and I really don't have much of a problem with it... except..

..do I really have to come out here and say "Bring me all of your Dicks."? Technically, I have one of my own, and I really don't need anymore. ~~I get enough in the game you threw me in anyway~~.

Though, it'd probably make Tim happy, and that in itself is a bonus. I can only deal with Broody McBrooderson for so long...

So fine, Bring me all of your Dicks. And everyone else, really.

umadodin

What an odd place to end up in...

But what shall I do now that I am free from Thanos' rule...?

bullseye

You're still waiting to see if Lady Bullseye fucked my cold, rotting cock in order to bring me back by arcane Hand rituals?

You sick fuck.

...that idea is kinda hot, I gotta say, heh.

Sounds like somethin' Bendis should run with.

tipsygnostalgia

oh boy
mun r u saying theres an actual possibilty that all three of them might show up
RIGHT AFTER i was just telling everyone about them and saying i wished they showed up
omfg
it it happens i will be so
well idk what but ill b super excited for startes
* starts
this is like the third tine recently we been talking about people we wished were here and they showed up
you could almsot say that its a liffle
* little fuck

MAGICAL

dont you think

;D

p.s. ty 4 maybe possibly finding me an actual bf
even though w/ how long youve been playing me you took ur sweet ass time
but i will forgove you for that
* forgot
no wait
* forgive
i wont forget you!

now we just have to find callieope and my mom and get dirks bro back and we all set
f yes

gotgreedy

You took so long getting up to the canon point you wanted, I'm not sure you deserve the honor. So what am I supposed to shout now? 'Tags, CR, shipping, I want the finer things in roleplay'?

Yeah, this is kind of a step down for me. Ruling the world? Greed, remember? Oh well. Guess the prince'd just yell at me that if I gave up a chance to be in a game, I wouldn't be worthy of the name.

adorablewinner

Why are you listening to that? It's boring. Go listen to the Sugar Rush theme again! Or that song by that Skrillex thing was pretty cool, too!

Wait, what do you mean this is my theme song? Why is my theme song boring?

Oh, and remember to finish that app before Saturday, or I'll have to wait a whole week again!

enchantedsnow

( Spoilers Likely!~ )

freezerays

... no. No! You can't do this to me. Not at the moment of my -- my triumph! I was walking into the room! I could see Bad Horse! It was my turn. It is my turn!

You don't know who you're messing with! I'm Dr. Horrible. [ He says it with an appropriately deep voice, and then sort of awkwardly clears his throat and reaches into his pocket, pulling out something that looks like a smartphone and tapping on the screen. ] You think you can keep me here? Ha. I have... uh, this! [ He holds up the device and taps on the screen smugly.

Nothing happens.

After a moment his smugness turns to consternation and he sort of hunches over it instead. ]

Thaaat's not supposed to happen... I was sure I programmed this right, must still have some bugs to tweak...

[ He looks up again. Clears his throat. Laughs awkwardly, once, in a way that still manages to be condescending. He starts to toss the device over his shoulder with a regal, uncaring air, as if such things are a dime a dozen -- then thinks better of it an instant later and fumbles awkwardly trying not to drop it. He barely manages, and frustratedly shoves the device back into his pocket. ]

Don't you know what they say about me? I'm the worst super villain in the world. [ He tries to say this with pride. It does not quite come out that way. ] You don't want to mess with me. You'll regret it.

chiefcookandlibrarian

Oh, bother. Not this place again.

extinguished_hope

...You expect me to say 'dear' in a sentence that is related to you? Do not fool yourself. I don't have time for you and your pathetic, happy thoughts on all of this.

You think this is amusing? You think that leaving me with nothing and getting the ghosts of the past to haunt me is entertaining?

Then let me amuse you more, Mun. I have lots in store for that place you put me in. And no ghosts or death can stop me.

wrongcake

Look, Ser Mun; I know you are very excited about this whole new canon thing, even if you are a few years late in catching the boat. Is that really a reason to drag me out here? Everyone becomes attached to their Wardens. You could keep from embarrassing yourself and instead finish Awakening with me. I am certain we can fell that dragon this time!

Do not try to argue with me. You know how high my coercion stat is.

While we are at it, could you silence the other Wardens you have been dreaming up? I do not mind the Dalish or even the Cousland, but the mage makes me uneasy...and I think the dwarf is hitting on me.

oddmalfoyout

So mun, I've been thinking. Remember way back, the first time, when things got a little bit much and I went with Asher to the States? He and I stayed there with Alex for a while and just pretended we were Muggles?

I don't suppose I can have another break?

[Oh, you mean the time you abandoned your family and played mom to your sister's kid while your brother-in-law worked as a stripper to put food on the table? That time?]

...You always have to make things sound worse than they really were, don't you.

the_historian

Brilliant - you've remembered that I do, in fact, exist, then. About bloody time.

Well, lovely as it is to wait about until you feel like playing with me, I think I'll sit this one out. I wouldn't want to... to interfere with that busy schedule of yours.

mmoss

My Dearest Mundane (No, no, no - too formal)

Mun.

I don't understand you. Just because you have recently gotten into the show, doesn't mean there's anyone else out there who remembers or cares.

I don't care that the "actress" who plays Jen was also Kitty Reilly in that last episode of Sherlock on BBC One. It's the WRONG channel anyway! And no, I don't care that the actress who played Dr. Stapleton had a one-off role on my show! You're being stupid-pants if you think anyone else cares or even noticed, besides you!

Now all that said.

If you did happen to find me a Jen or a Roy, or any of the others, you're right! I'd be a giddy goat.

But you're not going to! This whole thing is going to blow up in your face like that perfect bra I designed.

Sincerely yours,
Maurice Moss

Current Mood: blah

lucency

Well, thank you for the new icons, at least. But - honestly, they don't really make up for - everything else. The things you've been saying. The things you've been thinking.

That isn't what I want. You know it's not what I want. And you know I'm not going to let it happen. What I want is to prove to him that he doesn't need to resort to his old ways - not to turn to them myself. I thought you understood that, too. But I was wrong.

It's not something that you're going to make happen. Regardless of whether or not you "write" for me, it's still my life to live, not some game of yours. You don't control me, no matter how much you think you do, or how much influence you think you have.

Nobody does.

sacrificing

So, you've had enough time away from me already? I guess we both knew that it really wouldn't last that long. We're kind of stuck together, mun.

[There's a sort of nervous smile that flickers over her face.] Stop stressing out on canon points, too. Between you and me, I kind of like the idea of, oh. You know. Not being dead. Seriously. And I can't stress enough how much I would rather not be taken from... From when I betray the other girls.

Can't I just be good ol' normal Catty for once?

[A pause.] It'd be really nice to see Claire again. And Kyp. Marco. Altair and Malik and Maya. Even if... I won't actually know them.

royalred

Oh, c'mon, I can totally beat a god! He's just a kid, and I'm the best when it comes to the bow!

Stop makin' that face. You knew what you were gettin' into when you picked me up.

shilowallace

You know what's funny? I sort of wish you would stop mentioning it as much as you do! It used to define me, but...how do I get better if I let my whole life revolve around it? Telling stories like that works for some people, I know, but...not for me. I just...want to get better and to move on and forget I was ever anything but happy and healthy. Can't I?

humanhero

Hey mun, so nice job gettin' my page all finished and stuff! It looks pretty sweet. Now you just got an app to do!

So where we goin'? Some far away land? I bet it's full of treasure, and magic, and all sorts of messed up monsters that need butt-kicking right? .....well at least I got the second part, sortof. One adventure is as good as any, an' you know I'm up for anything!

Besides, you're playing a pretty big jerk-wad in the city right now, so you could use a break from all that noise huh? With like- you know- hero junk.

Oh yeah, right... you're gonna wait 'till the fourth wall event is over or somethin'- ...by the looks of it things are pretty donked up over there right now anyway.

Kinda lame though m'lady! You're lettin' me miss out on a whole bunch of fun, but it's your call I guess!

wassobeautiful

It's pitiful. Your pathetic excuse for existence brought me here, a place of hatred and condescension. Disdain.

Your games are insulting.

corvida

"I didn't think you had the ability to muse me.

Not insulting your intelligence at all, of course not, you're perfectly capable of playing me. Or can you? Either way, you know how this will end up, I don't think I need to tell you. Now then, what do you want to do next, mun?"

evilfierybluebird

So here we are after all, mun. Isn't this familiar? So many years ago you tried to keep me out of your head when I wasn't even like this. And now, here we are today doing something else you said you'd never do.

Oh, how the mighty fall.

So let's play this amusing little game of yours a little longer, shall we? How long can you resist the temptation to let me out of your headspace? How long will it be until you decide to let me inflict a little well-deserved chaos and pain on the worlds?

Because right now, there's no way I can lose. I have all the time on my side and the best you can do is delay the inevitable. See? Fighting a losing battle. You're already letting me come this far. Now just go the next step. It'll be fun.

[Help. Evil version of muse is evil...]

cycleofrebirth

The world you've created is the only one I know. Yet I fear, when you explain it to others, unless you are thorough, you will confuse them. Be succinct, but explain the differences between my world and yours. That is the only advice I can give you.

[She clasps her hands together and gazes at the sky. There is a rather beautiful cloud formation.]

There are other stories that need to be told. Don't dally overly long on mine. After all, you know I'm not going anywhere.

sassiopath

I would like to lodge a complaint that you are incapable of drawing out what was going through your mind during that play. The world truly does need artwork of Derek as Santa with his little puppies as surly and cranky elves.

Also, the new icons of my younger self are much appreciated. Thank you.

definingfuture

Come on, we don't have eternity for this. Get moving.

Maybe things would go faster if you stopped thinking about it. And, no, I wasn't being ironic. Just stop dwelling on the details and start typing. I can handle the rest.

your_mom

I don't really mind living in your headspace. Or even going to one of those games you're looking at.

But can we please do something about this journal name? It's not half as funny as you seem to think it is...

alwaysonestepbehind

Finally. I've been kickin' my heels back here for a month, and you've only just got the balls to bring me out? It's about time.

So, what now? You don't know? Damn. Why did you even bring me here?

lostinthelight

While I appreciate you finally deciding to be serious about choosing a game for me - and I don't really have a problem with the places you're considering, surprise surprise - shouldn't you be, I dunno, resting? Flu and bronchitis? Okay, so you're happy it's been three years since the last time, but you have to admit this has knocked you on your ass, and unlike me, you don't have access to any Cure magic.

I am not gloating over that, you should know me better. Just take your medicine and go to sleep, you can make my life worse however you want tomorrow.

...To a point.

pasteurized

No.

Still not going back.

jean_grey

With all due respect, have you thought this through? You're looking to take me from, what I know to be, a very unstable time in my life. I could be dangerous not just to myself but to other people!

You want to send me somewhere without Scott, without the professor with nothing to ground me and keep me in check! If you insist on sending me please rethink the time frame, I don't want to be responsible fore more chaos and destruction than I already have been.

I know it means I am more powerful, but what good is power if there is no way to govern it? Please, don't let me lose on people with the potential to cause destruction like that. Not again.

I think we have issues.

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