Homeless. Maybe looking.

[polishedgold]

wow i dont give a shit about your stupid election

royalty is where its at beeyotch

now am i going to a game or not

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[shellfishlovver]

My Mundane seems to delight in the fact that the defeated candidate and his second in charge wwere born under the signs that Her Imperious Condescension and myself utilise as our trademarks.

Personally, I believve an election that doesn't end in the horrible and painful death of the losing party seems scarcely wworth the effort.

[polishedgold]

yeah my mun seems to get some jollies from that too

which is pretty carpy of her i think

since it means he was also born under the sign I use

she needs to learn some R-ESP-ECT lemme tell you

and yeah youre totally right

[shellfishlovver]

Mundanes are barely tolerable as far as respect goes. Such is the powwer they hold, I imagine. It is a pity wwe managed to become saddled wwith the easily amused ones.

A leader wwho can't fight off their opponents single handedly wwould not last long in a wwell structured society. Wwhy use wwords when one's chair is a perfectly acceptable wweapon in close combat?

[polishedgold]

sure is man sure is

i mean really they kind of just suck

and damn straight i say

or should i say clam straight

point is these guys are a bunch of softies and their society is lame

[shellfishlovver]

It's no wwonder Mundanes are so horribly obnoxious wwhen they're clearly the product of such an ill run wworld. One shudders to imagine the wway in wwhich they conduct themselvves wwhen they can't keep themselvves in line.

Yes. A vvivvid and entirely accurate point. I could not havve said it better myself, I am sure.

On another matter, are you absolutely certain you wwish to havve yourself placed into a 'game'?

[polishedgold]

right

its like shit i shore dont want to sea that it would be terrifying

just little shits running around screeching

hey thanks man

huh

oh yeah totally

why not

[givesyouaboner]

My mundane happens to be thrilled. They really dodged a bullet. It could've been dual presidents.

[polishedgold]

oh yeah my mun get her way or whatever

i just dont give two fucks

or even one

[givesyouaboner]

That's your prerogative.
Absolute monarchies don't work in most present day human societies, however. But I'm sure we're both aware that troll methods of governance aren't compatible with Earth.

[polishedgold]

yeah yeah bluh bluh whatever

the troll methods are still better

[givesyouaboner]

Right. Because troll methods have worked out so well for both troll and human societies.

[polishedgold]

W)(AT-EV-ER

[givesyouaboner]

A+

[polishedgold]

no see the point of me just saying that is to shut down the conversation

because youre wrong and stupid

[givesyouaboner]

This is news to me. Care to point out how that's the case?
I'm intrigued.

[polishedgold]

uh yeah sure

which part

[givesyouaboner]

In your opinion, how am I wrong?
Your assertion on my lack of intelligence is already unfounded so we won't even bother with that one.

[polishedgold]

whatever you have to shell yourself

anyway youre wrong because trolls are cleary better

for example they show both real physical strength and strategy in their leaders

also we are complex enough to have four quadrants of romance instead of just one

[givesyouaboner]

That's a bit inefficient. If you have a leader with enough wit, you can save on resources. It's possible to do just as much, if not more, by using intellectual or peaceful means opposed to physical force.

How does that even make your society more advanced? Why do you need a platonic love interest to tell you that you're being an asshole and need to check yourself? Despite how violent your culture is, shouldn't there be more accountability?

_[trololol]

[controledfreak]

I agree. Monarchic governmental systems makes the most sense to me. All this talk about elections and democracy just seems like opening the floodgates of anarchy.

Still, it really depends on WHO is in charge.

[The lil' horrorterror is giving Meenah a sideways leer.]

[he_wins]

I'M RELAYING A MESSAGE FOR MY MuN. BECAuSE SHE WON'T SHuT UP ABOuT IT.
SHE WANTED TO SAY SHE KEEPS MISREADING "ELECTION". AS "ERECTION".
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

ALSO. I SHOuLD BE THE RuLER OF AMERICA.
JuST SAYING.

[controledfreak]

KEKEKEKE

An election is a silly process in which inferior beings designate one among their number for the position of leadership. To that effect, you'd be a perfectly viable candidate for something so meaningless.

As for the other thing, well. [She lifts up one of her tentacle fingers and lets it become limp.] This is an erection. [She then lifts up one of the fingers so that it, essentially, is flipping Caliborn off.]

[he_wins]

I KNOW WHAT AN ELECTION IS. IN FACT. I KNOW JuST ABOuT EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW. ABOuT BEING A STRONG LEADER.

[Rrrraises an eyebrow.] THAT LOOKS LIKE. A HuMAN COuRTSHIP GESTuRE I'VE SEEN.

[controledfreak]

I can guarantee that whatever it is you know pales in comparison to the complexity of my species. It is so complex and confusing that to the untrained eye it would look like complete anarchy.

[The fact that it probably is complete anarchy is being tactfully unstated.]

Yes it is known to be quite the precursor to lewd and lascivious happenings among many terrestrial beings. Though I could do without the ejaculates making a mess of everything.

[he_wins]

I DON'T ACTuALLY CARE. FOR THE RECORD.

THE WHAT?

[controledfreak]

[And you're all the better for it, Caliborn.]

Ejaculates.

Do you not know what that is?

[he_wins]

I'VE SEEN THE WORD BEFORE. AND I THINK I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER.

[controledfreak]

Do I need to call you out for how foolish you cling to ignorance for the sake of your pride?

[he_wins]

SHuT uP.

[controledfreak]

[She smirks and closes her mouth.]

[And yet her voice is still being spoken from the whisperings of the air.] Alright.

You may find, though, that quiet is far too desolate for your tastes.

[arachnesweb]

Hello there, Meenah!
Perhaps you should 8e more open to learning a8out the election and via extension Earth politics! It's quite interesting, 8eing a8le to elect your own leaders 8ased on desired merits and promises. If we had that on 8erofus, rather than a set system led by those of your particular 8lood color, you wouldn't have had to flee to the moon to escape your duties. :::;)
It's nice to hear that your mun is looking for a place for you to go, as well. May8e then you can stay out of trou8le for more than a few minutes.