dear_mun | Nov. 8th, 2012

Nov. 8th, 2012

Look. Miss Mun. Gallivanting round some mansion sounds like a grand old time if I were anyone else, but I've got work to do back in Rapture. The old girl isn't gonna patch herself up every time some bloody fool lets the pipes freeze over.

And if what I'm hearing in this head of yours is right, Mister Ryan's gonna need me just as much as the city will. I gotcha, I'll try to talk to him and it'll go in one ear and out the other -- but he's a mate, and as long as there's a chance to get through to him, I'm not gonna stand and let him watch his ship go down without someone at his side. That's just not how I work.

childofthemoon

Listen, I appreciate the interest, I really do. But one, you're not my type. And two, don't you think you should at least wait until the next episode before... oh, you already made the journal. Well, why would you ever listen to me, hm?

Canonpoint undecided? Then it'll be next episode. I know you, and I know you will want to make sure it hurts real good. Kinky, but really, do we have to? The next episode looks intense, and it doesn't look all that good for me. I just want to help Granny with the diner and help get Storybrooke get sorted out so we can all have whatever life we'll choose in the end. Can we work with that for now?

Ugh, who did I think I was talking to you. Wipe that smirk of your face, I'll have a few drinks on your tab while you weigh your options about me.

Can we at least get me my cloak back before you toss me somewhere? I feel like that might actually be crucial, genius.

sweetest_nightmare

So where are we going? It should be someplace fun with lots of candy and people that I can play with. And don't go and say the way I play isn't fun. It's tons of fun...for me at least. Oh and I how about some people from home to bother to, like the Earl or Tyke or even Allen!

Can you do that for me? Because if not I can always give you a dream some night when you don't expect it.

moonbound

Okay first off. You're set on sending me to this...tower place? It sounds messed up. Even if Aya might be there too. And another me. ~~A human me, that's gonna be weird.~~

...second off, quit laughing at me 'cause I didn't know how to read until a couple years ago. I'm a wolf, I lived in the mountains, it was kinda never an issue before that!

aloadeddie

Let me get this straight. You're thinking about pulling me from the kick, right to a place that, at first glance? Looks a hell of a lot like limbo. And why, exactly? Because you feel like it.

I put up with your whims, because god knows in most cases I've dealt with worse, but this is crossing a line. This is my sanity you're talking about here. I think I deserve better than that. And let's not even get started on Ariadne. Because that's just mean.

[He sighs, his jaw tight.] Look - do your research before jumping into anything, at least. All of it.

honey_glow

This is all very sweet of you, ma'am, but I already have a game! One that I would very much like to get back to sometime soon, if you wouldn't mind. It is very irresponsible for me to be gone for so long... what if the arcade opens back up and I'm still here in your, er, headspace?

Boy, that's a strange term...

I am going to have to request that you send me back home immediately.

...Please?

mordredeschain

Mordred is a-bored and Mordred is a-hungry. Ye be a trig cully, I'm sure ye can find me good food and aught to be a-doin'.

Now do so, quick-quick, afore I get a-hungry enough to eat thee!

daughter_of_a_wolf

Only one month more, Mlle. Mundane, but you shall have to wait.

And, perhaps once it is out, there will be more of us? There are so few now...and it has been a very long time since I have seen anyone.

Then again...there are some that I would prefer not to see. [Lookin' at you, mom and dad.]

archconsultant

Yeah, nope. Boring. I'm not going to sit and even start listening to you. I mean, you can't even finish minesweeper on easy mode.

That is an affront to society.

How do you even get out of bed in the mornings?

codes

Dear mun,

Please find me a game where I can have my "avatar" over my true appearance. It'd be strange to have to explain the dye job, don't you agree? A distraction that's not worth the time spent explaining it.

Besides I think after a year of playing up the "tech-dumb" that it's time for you to embrace the "tech-smart" or in this case, the "tech-brilliant". That sounds more of a title fit for me, don't you agree?

What else is there to say? [ Oh! ] I demand that wherever I go, that I have a Servant at my side. It'd be damaging to my reputation to be without one and h-hey! Why are you moving the cursor down the post button so soon?!

exknighting

A game?

Can't say I'm too excited, but hey - there's food. Who can pass up food? Though this whole guild thing sounds a bit dumb... Eh, oh well. At least they won't cut off my limbs like some of those other games you're looking at. Looks like you already have a guild in mind though. What's it, the hounds?

I'm not a damn dog! [ Growling. ]

rage_quit

( Troll text )

((OOC: Comments will continue text trend, but I'm willing to shut it off and tag normally if you'd like~ ))

stockholmpuppy

[Mun...

Mun...

Mun, why don't you have a penis?]

gorillawarfare

Okay, look. You know there's like. Literally fifty or more games out there that don't revolve around my abject misery, right? Why does it always have to be the secluded murderpaloozas? How about you level with me and just once I get to go do the whole...fairy tale candy mountain adventure thing or whatever. Or better yet, how about you get around to finally making that Baywatch game? Or maybe I just chill here and work on some memoirs or something? That Gorilla Speaks book isn't going to write itself. Unless I have ghost writers. Which I guess I'm familiar enough with by now.

And no, I'm not singing the boat song with T-Pain. I'm from the 90s, remember? Back when respected artists like the Spice Girls actually sang.

Don't give me that look. You know. The one that makes me feel like I'm shaking a walker and telling you to get off my lawn.

bound_darkness

. . . again?

You're persistent. I give you that.

destinedforbadness

I can't believe it. This is-- this is-- a travesty! You can remember the "Remember Remember the 5th of November" line, but you cannot remember the day my fantastic film came out? It takes tumblr to remind you that I have been around for two years now?

[ Cue dramatic flourish. So hurt. So shamed. So pissed off. ]

Yes, I, Megamind, the fantastically, nay -- devilishy handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy demands better.

Better, I say.

What? You're trolling for fourth-- wall-- what? No! No! Don't send them to the prison boat! Don't suggest that! You hairy-dan! [ That's 'harridan', Megamind. ] How could you! This is not okay! I did not agree! I do not consent! I do not want you to open up everything to visitors!

Ooh, you are in so much trouble now. You're going to be in so much trouble, you can't even fanthom!

herwisdom

So you decided to pick me up? That's good. It's nice to stretch my legs. Before you do anything, I suggest you canon review. Get to work, mun!

feelslikeflying

Che, how many times are you going to watch me and this kid?

The dog's alright, but the kid? He takes some getting used to. Not that he didn't grow on me.

But he asks too many questions, and I think you're a bit too nosy too. All I ask is you give me a rest. A nice place to settle down with the kid. And not become pirates.

bluerthanyou

[Hello dear_mun, today you're being assaulted by a rather riled-up... animate chalk drawing. Yup.]

Whoa whoa whoa, hey hey HEY! Hey lady! Yeah, you! What's the big idea!? You can't just kidnap a guy in the middle of his latest housewarmin' party! Rudy hadn't even shown up yet!

Now don't get me wrong, I get what you see in me, what with me bein' Rudy's greatest creation n' all. [Yes, there is some posing going on as he says this.] But that ain't license to drag me outta Chalk Zone and into... whatever this place is!

C'mon, you gotta let me go! There's presents with my name on 'em back there!

seerofblood

( Cut for troll text. )

#fuckin rude #triggered #i wasn't even d9ne yet

inlieuofacolonel

Can we not get into my "colorful" personnel file? It's got nothing to do with this. And neither does my so-called lack of respect for the chain of command. But you bet your ass if you're fixing to throw me across another dimension, I'm going to do what I have to do. What I think is right.

With that said? Let's do this.

choselucky117

( It's over now. )

[ooc: due to the material used, most of her icons are major spoilers as well. Let me know if you'd prefer I don't use those and I shall keep to her spoiler-free pair~]

an_abomination

Knowing my luck, I probably won't hear from anyone back home. Everyone seems to be from the other world most of the Bats are from or some random world I've never heard of. Then again, I did come across the Wonder Girl from my universe, so who knows, I might luck out.

Maybe the Kara from my world will show up too and I can get an idea of how our upcoming reunion will go. I want to talk to her but I already know the feeling isn't mutual. [Rubs his cheek, remembering where she punched him.]

unlimited_shipping_works

C'moooon, Mun! Finish the app already!

[Eager muse is eager]

Look, don't worry about me. I can get along anywhere! And if it's my voice you're worried about, we'll work on that as we go.

[She grins excitedly.]

And I've gotta say, I'm pretty excited about this strings place~

I get my own persona, get to fight demons, and form social links! It's like a dream come true! Like being the main character in some awesome new series! I can't wait!

bluefireballs

You think I need a vacation?

That's cute. And if it's not a joke, it tells me that you need to learn a lot about me.

extraordinarily

I don't get jealous easily! Besides, I don't even like Kyon in that way, idiot... It's just all in your head, that's all there is to it. Kyon's my lackey, not my boyfriend.

And are you seriously going to send me to a third place? Honestly, you should think before going all out! You're not the brigade chief, after all, unlike me!

yodel_ay_hee_hoo

[ There appears to be a cowgirl doll lying on the ground. Maybe someone dropped it. ]

fixmyjukebox

Blame's all on you, darling. You leave a man stranded two years, he's gonna roll out faster than you can bat your pretty little lashes and say, "Commander, you'd better know what the hell you're doing, so help you the butt of my riffle." We ain't talking the light gear you see on them boys in Ghost-ops, either. Big, bad riffle. Standard issue.

Bottom of the line: you took two years off? Ain't no jumping back in the saddle. Hell, you've got no more saddle. Some Zerg out there's probably already made it its Happy Meal.

jarethwannabe

Man, I was enjoying not doing anything in your brain, and then you had to go and beat that game. I'm not even in this one. Leave me alone and go play someone else!

likeabreath

No. I won't be pulled away from my home again. Not by you, mun. I won't leave them again, not even if you've got it in your head to send me somewhere.

notsogrimreaper

Mun?

N-No... you're lying... I didn't feel anything! I haven't felt Nyx in a long time!

Please, this can't be true!

[Ryoji, it's just a silly superstition, you're taking it too seriously-]

T-That's it... I'll just have to handle it like I did last time. Someone out there's got to be willing to kill me!

[Ryoji, stop-

And the worried teen hops out of the mun's headspace and into the world again. Anyone care to grant his wish?]

((ooc: Because some people were worried-NO I DO NOT THINK THE WORLD IS GOING TO END, RYOJI IS JUST A DERP. XD))

lostinthelight

No.

Forget it, you can bite me. I know I said you could screw up my life today if you'd get some sleep last night, but do we remember where I stated 'to a point'? This is not to a point, this is sending me to Hell! I can just blame your considering this place on the fever, right? Do you have any idea how long it would take me to pay off my sins?

Can't I just say sorry and be done with it? Because I am, really. Really really. Or maybe we could count each worldfall as one murder, and not count the people?

...Stop laughing, it's making you cough harder.

I like the

ink_city thing a lot more now. A lot.

perversed

Don’t sweat it, don’t sweat it! Cool as Morgiana and Aladdin are, you ended up making the right choice in picking me, the main character! Well, second to first but at least I’m not a side character which is more than what I can say for other guys and ladies you had in mind.

A guy’s gotta ask though -- where you planning to send me? Wonder man Alibaba can’t be cast aside like the rest of them ‘cause I’ll just make myself heard, if that’s how you’re going to play it.

thelightest_feet

You should rest instead, mun. You really should! Your headspace, it's all aflutter... Like my wings on the most beautiful of days.

But you, you're wingless - you'll fall right through the clouds like this!

meng_huan_myuu

You're going back.

It's been a week, if THAT.

Yeah, sure, I miss the Taco Bell dog. I miss Crmsn and Saft. At the same time, way to have no balls.

Oh, and good luck! You've sure as hell marked yourself for keeps as one of those drama whores that raises a huge stink just to get asspats. Great job being part of the problem, retard.

unhand

Now, mun. You know how important revenge is to me. It's all I've been bloody doing since that crocodile killed Milah.

So why would you send me off to some other land I've never heard of to pay off my debt to society? I've got a lot of debt, you may have noticed, and I can't afford to wait that long. I'm ready to kill him now.

I don't care who else might be there. If it's not him, I'm not interested.

ectotrickster

so i get to go to a school for superheroes?

oh man that's SO AWESOME. i mean, just think of all the new pranking opportunities!

dimwit

You want me to do what?

I didn't get dragged here away from Keiko just for you to suddenly want me to see her again. Just send me back and that problem'll be solved! You're not gonna make me go hunting for some other Keiko. Hell, the one I know probably isn't here! So stop looking. Okay? Okay.

thecool

( SPOILERS, AHOY! )

gravedigging

Hehehehe.. It's been such a long time, hasn't it? But my voice never entirely went away. ♥ You'll always come back to me, because you can't. Quite. Help yourself. Can you?

It's okay, you know. It's only human nature! Heh. Hehehe. Aha-- You'll remember what I sound like soon enough. I've been poking at the back of your skull all this time, after all, so bored, so bored. Still, if you're sending me off to play with that butler, I can't be too upset.

He always manages to make me laugh.

reverencemachine

Why would you bother to bring me here when you don't even have anything for me to do? I won't allow your games to keep me from my revenge at any rate, but it's even more foolish for you to waste my time this way.

feudal_miko

Your interest in me has returned?

It is a shame I am otherwise occupied.

[She is the Empress of Chilling Smiles.]

Do not beg. It doesn't become you.

jackiebrown

You SURE you wanna try this out?

I'm up for anything since I got near a million dollars sitting with me now, but you ain't exactly the type to keep half the people you have up here. I'd LIKE to be one of the ones that sticks around.

So who am I supposed to meet, now?

ripstides

No. Nope. Not happening. Nah. Capital N, capital O, exclamation point. I couldn't draw you a bigger or clearer picture of the amount of problems we're going to have if you go through with this.

Don't even try and turn that around on me. Of course I want to see Annabeth! That's not my issue.

I'll still be in space, she'll be alone and you'll definitely score a trophy for Quickest Way to Earn the Scorn of a Demigod.. right after I smack you in the head with it.

formersurgeon

I don't particularly like the idea of being a puppet in your head. I don't appreciate anyone controlling me, and especially not my clients, so you can stop thinking that right now. Yes, Sherlock is a special case, in a number of ways, but he doesn't control me. Fine, manipulates. Yes, alright. It's hardly unusual for drug addicts, recovering and otherwise, to want to influence the people around them. It's often a substitute for the loss of control they feel due to the addiction. Sherlock just has, shall we say, more tools at his disposal.

fatedtosee

You really think this is a good idea, mun? I'm totally not complaining, I just want to make sure you're okay with it too. Yeah?

It'll be nice to see everyone again... And be kind of almost normal.

darkbaptist

As I see it it's no different from before.

It's a world awash with different beliefs and systems, and these differences in belief do nothing but provoke conflict in the peoples willing to fight for them. The reason for each groups struggle is the same; in becoming the dominate force they hope not only for their belief, their Reason, to thrive but for peace within this reason as well. Some believe that, in the end, there needs to be no dominating Reason and that multiple ones might live in peace. While some might see that as the perfect outcome, it's also an outcome that's unattainable: as long as their are multiple Reasons to be in the world that people are willing to argue and fight over, there can be no peace.

What is needed is one Reason alone, that all people believe in and live by. The selfish desire of individuality and personal freedom need to be eradicated, allowing for a belief that promises true security, that can guarantee peace and prosperity for all people. There will be no conflict, no unnecessary distinction between one another for all are one. I am you as much as you are me.

It's a small price to pay; individuality is more a burden than a blessing. When does anyone know who they truly are when they have no source that might confirm who they are? It results in little more than a fruitless search, the answer always seeming like low hanging fruit that ends up being far higher than you anticipate. To sacrifice that, to sacrifice uncertain self-satisfaction for true peace, is not a sacrifice at all.

This world, like the last, needs the Reason of Shijima. And I will provide it to it.

nightshades

Finish what business you have and let me be. I hold little patience for what you want or what you would do with my face.

[what if i promised you wizards, legolas. wizards and fathers. what then.]

..I do not want for fathers, mundane. And I certainly have no need of wizards, or much of anything but my home. Perhaps you should return to your duties and leave me to mine.

I think we have issues.

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