Getting ready for an app!

[gotgreedy]

You took so long getting up to the canon point you wanted, I'm not sure you deserve the honor. So what am I supposed to shout now? 'Tags, CR, shipping, I want the finer things in roleplay'?

Yeah, this is kind of a step down for me. Ruling the world? Greed, remember? Oh well. Guess the prince'd just yell at me that if I gave up a chance to be in a game, I wouldn't be worthy of the name.

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[sleepygunsman]

You'd never be able to rule the world anyways.

[Bursting your bubble like a master.]

[gotgreedy]

Not with small thinking like that. Me? I won't be satisfied with anything less!

[sleepygunsman]

Then you'll never be satisfied. The world is far too big for one being to rule. Even if you succeed someone will eventually betray you and kill you for your power only to lose it all from not knowing what to do to keep people from revolting.

[gotgreedy]

So I succeed, then die, huh?

Not a bad prediction, except for the part where I can't do that.

[sleepygunsman]

Everything dies. You're no different.

[gotgreedy]

But not get killed. That part's beyond me. Still, just means I have to find a way to become immortal.

[sleepygunsman]

Why would you want to do that?

[gotgreedy]

I'm Greed. I want everything. Including eternal life to enjoy it all!

[sleepygunsman]

But Greed is the down fall of all empires and mankind....

How is that even possible to be named a sin?

[farseer_alastirra]

Ruling the world? That one is new, usually what I am hearing is either "ruling the universe" or "destroying the universe".

It is...almost charming to find the inbetween!

[gotgreedy]

Universe, huh?

I can't say I don't like the idea!

[farseer_alastirra]

Ah, but it might be wiser to do as you've set out, and go for the world first, and then expand to the universe, perhaps?

[Meanwhile think about your life and your choices, what are you doing encouraging the crazy human in his megalomaniacal tendencies? Nobundo would not be pleased!]

[gotgreedy]

When you're after everything, the only way to get it is one step at a time!

[farseer_alastirra]

Yes. Though I suppose that also depends on how much time you have. I have always known humans to sort of rush headlong into things, because they aren't very long-lived. So they sort of...throw themselves into everything.

Though, I must admit, I find that to be part of their charm, as well.

[gotgreedy]

I've got all the time in the world!

Just not much patience to go along with it. See, every moment I wait to have everything? That's a moment in which I don't have everything.

[farseer_alastirra]

True. And I have heard the song that goes "The waiting is the hardest part."

I do think I agree with you, there. I have never particularly been fond of waiting, myself. No matter that the Prophet says that patience is a virtue.

It is not a virtue that I am good at.

[gotgreedy]

They say greed's a sin, but it's not so bad either, huh? Everybody wants something.

[hissterical]

Not sure the shippin' is one of the finer things of roleplay, Boss2.0

[gotgreedy]

I can only imagine what they're trying to do to you. That IS a downside. Not really fond of the idea of someone messing with my property like that.

[hissterical]

No need to worry. She ain't dumb enough to try something like that. She just keeps me locked up which isn't too much fun either.

[gotgreedy]

Might be safer though. Wouldn't be the first time you had to keep a low profile.

[hissterical]

[ hmph ]

At least she pulls me out to talk to you, so that's cool I guess.

[gotgreedy]

Yeah, so long as she doesn't have you saying hi to Bradley. Once was enough.

I think I'd rather have that privilege for myself.

[hissterical]

She better hope I don't see that man again.

[gotgreedy]

...If you do, you leave him to me.

I'm letting you slide for the first time, but you don't get to rob me of my property twice.