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To even assume that I would have a hand in America's election is absurd, my dear.

Besides, I'm not one for American politics.

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There was an election?

OH WAIT. I DON'T CARE.

I see you've added 'acting like a teenager' to your repertoire tonight.

Already deleting this conversation.

Point proven.

Admit it, Mr. Holmes, this arena is more to my tastes than yours.

Manipulation of that caliber was always your arena, Ms. Adler.

You're welcome.

[ .....competition? ]

[ mun is crying inside. ]

You're welcome for the assist.

I was right to not doubt your reputation, Ms. Romanoff.

Of course you wouldn't. That would be silly.

I'm not known for being silly, as it were. Admirable job.

Anyone who has hasn't lived for very long after, at least.

You flatter me too much sometimes, James.

Nah, I just get a kick out of watching you make men cry.

OH COME ON.
SH

Don't be jealous. It makes you ugly. -BW

If I could think of something I'd be LESS jealous of than meddling in the
affairs of Americans, I would name it. We're both out of luck on that front
through, I'm afraid.

I meant that I'm spending time with your brother.

Oh, wait, there it is. The thing I'd be less jealous of.

Mm-hmm.

Somehow I don't find myself surprised at all.

[Very, very flatly.]

Unfortunately, some people just need a push in the right direction.

A push you're all too happy to give, from what I'm seeing.

It would matter that much to you?

No. She assumed that I would be openly helping them when I would never do such a thing.

Good on you! There won't even BE an America anymore when I'm through with it anyway!

The Americans overthrew the strongest empire in the world at the time with rowdy militia and unfortunate soldiers. You are so sure you are able to overtake them?

Ahh. You've just lost me a bet, there.

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