On the quest for Castmates (Canon: The IT Crowd)
My Dearest Mundane (No, no, no - too formal)
Mun.
I don't understand you. Just because you have recently gotten into the show, doesn't mean there's anyone else out there who remembers or cares.
I don't care that the "actress" who plays Jen was also Kitty Reilly in that last episode of Sherlock on BBC One. It's the WRONG channel anyway! And no, I don't care that the actress who played Dr. Stapleton had a one-off role on my show! You're being stupid-pants if you think anyone else cares or even noticed, besides you!
Now all that said.
If you did happen to find me a Jen or a Roy, or any of the others, you're right! I'd be a giddy goat.
But you're not going to! This whole thing is going to blow up in your face like that perfect bra I designed.
Sincerely yours,
Maurice Moss
Mun.
I don't understand you. Just because you have recently gotten into the show, doesn't mean there's anyone else out there who remembers or cares.
I don't care that the "actress" who plays Jen was also Kitty Reilly in that last episode of Sherlock on BBC One. It's the WRONG channel anyway! And no, I don't care that the actress who played Dr. Stapleton had a one-off role on my show! You're being stupid-pants if you think anyone else cares or even noticed, besides you!
Now all that said.
If you did happen to find me a Jen or a Roy, or any of the others, you're right! I'd be a giddy goat.
But you're not going to! This whole thing is going to blow up in your face like that perfect bra I designed.
Sincerely yours,
Maurice Moss

But would have replied sooner but FML trying to find icons
XD No worries
[Moss breaks off and looks at Roy. Really looks at him. Looks with intensity.]
Roy. Roy. ROY!
Oh my God, Roy! Where the heck have you been!?