dear_mun | Oct. 23rd, 2012

Oct. 23rd, 2012

( nobody wants to see your nasty pink text lalonde )

I do not know why you are so concerned, my Lady. It seems that you know more about me than I know about myself.

[Yes, that was Ned trying to lighten the mood of his mun ever so slightly...it didn't exactly work]

While I don't mind it up here I'd like it even better if you took me out a little more. There are things I miss, people I miss and there are things I have to do. Being the King's hand isn't an easy job but someone has to do it and the task was given to me by the King himself, I cannot let him down.

Not to mention, winter is coming....

unreachableutopia

Absolutely not! Under no circumstance will I be defeated by my namesake!

[Don't be a sore loser, Saber]

What do you mean with my "Endurance parameter is lower than hers"? That sort of thing should not be measured in a drinking contest. Do not forget that I can compensate any physical weakness thanks to my prana reserves which are superior to hers.

redheadpepper

( Cut for spoiler-paranoid )

edisoncomplex

You know what my cooperation depends on.

[Gritting his teeth.]

You said she would be here.

((Ooc: Threads have the potential of mentioning violence/murder, becoming violent, etc. Just a warning.))

aim_exorable

D --> Dear individual unfortunately in vast control of the majority of my actions in this particular reality

( Cut for more b100 text, tealhorses, and angst )

[ooc: there is a 'who is the sexier blueblood' thread shenanigans going down with Mindfang. You are warned.]

hopelessdreamer

I...really don't think I should get involved. I wouldn't even know where to start, and there's no way I'm going to take sides. I mean, I always had a feeling it was a bad idea.

[a pause.]

Wh--no, I'm not invested, and it's not an opportunity! You're kind of terrible at this romance thing, aren't you. You should get a little more experience before you start giving advice.

[sure, like the twenty-one year old virgin should talk. Geez.]

teenagebadboy

What do you want with me?

Look, you are only on me to check for any Jackson's, no games, memes or any other stuff. I'm getting fed up at just sitting here like a mug. Either do something or leave me, aye? Stop being on all those other sites and then complain that it isn't on 'ere.

I have had enough of this.

hathnofury

Oh, mundane. My sweet, foolish mundane...

While I do wish you had made my own "face swaps" instead of editing hers, I can't lie and say I'm ungrateful. You'll let me do more now, won't you? It may even be more beneficial this way...

So with that being said, don't mess this up. I'm not like her--I'll find some way to go through with my threats, and you know what I did to the last person who tried to play god with me too much.

crabbygenius

Feeling nostalgic huh? I know that would happen when you reviewed for me Little Mun.

Not that I'm complaining of course. It's always wonderful to see my exploits and hard work appreciated~. Now only if I could actually get alone time with Tenchi. Oh well~, there will be a time for that somewhere down the road.

But, there is something I'd like to discuss. This new game you're sending me too. Do you really think its wise to send someone as adorable as me there~? I don't think they're ready for this level of cute or genius.

Guess we'll find out soon enough!

Also~ I can never have enough icons.

mildestapologies

Mun. Stop putting off reading my canon. I know you are not fond of the new art style, but that is no reason to fall behind in my story. There are important things happening and you are doing us both a disservice by ignoring them!

And stop claiming I resemble a frog in certain pictures. I am nothing so undignified and I resent the implication I look anything like an Earth amphibian.

wormy

Milord Mundane. While I am interested in our partnership, may you do the honor of allowing me to see Miss Sakura or Miss Rin? It is... unfortunate the fate that befell their father, but I will do what is within my power to protect them as head of the Makiri family.

snowborn

So easily persuaded, so quick to yield. Curious, is it not, that mankind would fight so desperately against the guiding hand of a willing ruler, and yet you prove your place as the species most attuned to inclinations of subservience time and again?

captain_cleavage

It's not that I don't appreciate you letting me meet new people, especially beautiful women, but...

I'm sure you can understand why I'd prefer for this thread not to end with me passed out on the floor.

[But even the Troll Captain needs to be trolled herself every now and then. Even if it's...rather unintentional on the other person's part. It's not Grune's fault that she literally has a divine tolerance for alcohol.]

robinsegg

Mun.

Not good to not checking on emails. Not good to let me wander around.

Where am I?

Mun shouldn't act like me.

Are you going to start writing again?

nachmirdiesintflut

Mun. Oi, Mun! MUUUNCHEN!!

What is this?! You can't just put me with all these boring mes that are way too much like my unawesome Brüderchen and forget about me! NOT awesome! Not at all!

Admittedly, the little one is rather cute. And impressionable. There still may be a chance for him, but the others?! They won't even let me near him! I hate this! Do something about it! I'm too awesome to be bored like this!

idealism

I want to go home.

Let me go home.

myheartglows

What's that saying?

Good things never last.

Yeah.

cheesemaster

My dearest mundane, it is certainly...and unusually kind of you to have me skip out of next month's storm. I suppose you have bigger and better plans in mind then? I look forward to over viewing them and giving my input and corrections if needed be.

Now run along, those responses do not write themselves now do they?

badassrebelgirl

Dear ma'am,

I don't know what the hell you think you're doing but I suggest you take me back to Missouri. I got a war to fight and a family to look after. I'm goin' and if you try ta stop me, I'll put a bullet in your head.

Jesse

Current Mood: angry

remembermeandrun

Riding an anti-gravity motorbike out of the TARDIS?

Definitely my idea.

[Oswin, we don't even know it's you...]

holmesisnowhere

You do realize you've written and erased this post fifteen times?

You don't even notice if you've got different socks on in the morning. How exactly was this supposed to work?

Please, enlighten me.

-SH.

Current Mood: aggravated

douchescar

( yea purple font )

fingerbang

Running back like a frightened child so soon? No, it's not a surprise. You should have known I wouldn't be so easily replaced -- least of all by a man like that. I'm not sure whether it's your indecision or your taste that's most unfortunate.

Now. Make your move, won't you? I'm bored enough as it is.

not_mafia

Settle down, mun! Do you think that if you just keep staring at his journal and thinking about him, he'll just show up? Although, your... enthusiasm could definitely attract some sort of attention.

You're always going back and forth on wanting people from my home, too. I mean, I miss my friends too, but I don't think a whole lot of them would be very happy in the castle.

And I don't know if Reborn would mind, but it's probably just as well that he's not there. He'd probably just make an ass of me in front of all my friends...

I'm not going to tell you to do your homework or anything, but... could you at least settle down a bit? You're making me miss them.

herotypical

Zombies? Really? A-and on Halloween?

[ a huff; a roll of her eyes; a saucy solidity to her crossed arms. ] Halloween is supposed to be the night when demons are a little less demonic -- which makes it the Slayer's night off, too. I should be -- u-uhm -- sipping cider and playfully complaining about how often I have to answer the door, dishing out treats for the costumed kiddies. I should not be pitching in to stop a plague-fest. And don't even look at me with those filthy wanna-get-you-infected eyes; you know I'm not much with the damselling.

Normal people would be...well, running and screaming right about now. But after that? They'd be demanding double-pay. Time-and-a-half. A Halloween bonus. [ but she doesn't get paid, so... ] I'm expecting some major deferred holiday compensation, keyboard girl. Or else you and me are gonna have words.

sterilizes

Look, I know you're an overweight dork and everything, but, seriously, you need to calm down. Worry this much about stupid little pictures of my face - aside from being really creepy and just a little bi-curious - isn't exactly normal. Who cares if I'm wearing the helmet, or not? It's not like I'm going to have dozens of chances to take it off.

How about you quit sweating the small stuff and work on that app, huh? You're already way too excited about it and we're not even in yet.

arcofiron

So, you've finally pulled him out the hat. Mun are you surprised? Cause I knew he would show his face eventually.

Just.. Pepper.

standing_alone

So you decided on a place? Do me justice. [He smiles charmingly. Oh Zack.] What was that about angels? I wouldn't mind seeing some. Especially if they have wings.

paintingpetals

Here we are again, sugar plum. It's been a while.

What's your plan this time, I wonder?

assitch

What? You watch a couple episodes and think you can pull me off? You ain't even finished the second season, "mun". How about doin; that before you get ahead of yourself? Me? I have my own things to worry about-- you ain't one of 'em.

lifes_short_pop

Dear Mun:

I've learned a lot since coming here. None of it has been good news, but I didn't expect it to be. I guess I'll have to be the 'idealist' in the party when you assemble that next adventure. Someone has to be. Someone has to fight for the Programs, to acknowledge that they are life equal to human. They are our partners, our children, maybe. But not our slaves.

I understand you have to hold off on writing more for me until you pass your real-life computer certification exam in a few weeks. Thinking of a motherboard as a city like it is in my universe is a pretty helpful tool, however. You also have that Jedi in your head wanting the next chapter of her story told. Truth is, I'm patient. I can wait.

Study hard and pass that test. I'll be here, and so will the Programs.

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: This is War, 30 Seconds to Mars

liugan

( Cut for possible extreme spoilers, no not IM3. )

grifshot

Look Lady, as much as I appreciate the awesome username, I really hope you're not planning on taking me anywhere soon. In case you haven't noticed, I think we're heading into a busy stretch, and after everything I've been through so far, I deserve a long nap before that starts up, so I'm just going to count this as vacation time.

Or I would if I didn't have to deal with Sarge in here.

I suppose I should be thankful you don't have any Blues.

[Ooc: Potential spoilers for latest episode in the comments. Also apologies for slightly spoilery username]

soyoudonthaveto

...
...
The hell?

This is my writer's next big project?
[I'm excited.]

Well of course Mr. "Let's see Meet the Spartans instead of Rambo" would find it hillarious.
[Whose the one who could throw you at Vyce or O'Malley?]
...Fine. I'll give it a shot. But I'm also certain this is gonna suck. Badly.

hasthekeys

( blah blah spoilers for a trailer )

akito_sohma

I would like to see them, but I won't force them. They've been through enough. It's -

I want to protect them. No matter how long it takes for them to heal. [Even if they never fully heal.] I am the head of the family. It doesn't matter what she says.

I'm moving on and if you take me away from them for good, I -

[She closes her eyes, swallowing thickly.]

They'll never know; they'll never see who I am. Who I...want to be.

I'm not their god anymore.

starked

( spoilers for the iron man 3 trailer, i guess. )

martiniology

( pink courier )

butwhytho

I don't get the fuss about it, mun.

The third movie's always the best, isn't it?

Like Lord of the Rings! Kind of weak in the middle, eleven Oscars for the third. The third movie is always the best in any series!

Don't worry. It'll be great!

quarrelsomecat

I hate the lot of you. Would you just cut it out? It doesn't matter, now. does it?

We both know that will never happen, and if it did, it would never be like that.

Go back to pretending I'm a naval officer. I enjoyed that ridiculous fantasy much more.

afterthefirst

So all your talk about a life-long vacation turns out to be bullshit after all. Not that I'm really surprised, considering your record. [pause] Not judging, just pointing out the facts. You can't stay away and I get that. [and oh does Faith get that]

braveandstupid

Okay. Let's take it from the top, and we'll even keep it to the last few months to make things easier.

First, you turn me into a hybrid. Then you have a friend torture me with magic. Then you blow me up. And to round everything else out, you decided that me and Klaus needed "roadtrip bonding time."

Now, you're dragging Stefan into it? Don't you realize how hard that's going to be for him? This isn't about me. I can handle Klaus. He's been hurt enough and you should have left him out of it.

Also, why are you even looking at that other place? Do you remember the last time you tried to stick me on a crazy space ship? It didn't exactly work. I don't care that there are actually ...

[a pause]

Okay, I do care that those people are there, but don't you have enough on your plate? Besides, you can't send me there for a couple months anyway, so why start thinking about it now? Plus isn't there enough horror in my life? Why me?

[a beat]

"Because you're Elena Gilbert" is not an answer.

Current Mood: annoyed

tasteslikecoconut

I call mulligan on this day.

fearfully

You're sick. And I don't care what you have planned, I don't want any part of it.

I just want to be left alone.

ferric

Yeah, Sprocket, don't—

Don't talk to me about the hair. Or, you know. Anything.

ofmyth

Is it not a simple matter to put down all the events of my life as they happened? Why should this cause you concern?

fortunefail

Mun.

Will you stop laughing? Honestly, the things you find amusing. [...] For the last time, it's not a midlife crisis and I do not own a shiny red Rheaird.

Can you focus on more important matters, such as the upcoming draft?

snakings

You are far too easily amused about the most mundane of things.

preussen_ore

Now look at what you did. All that so-called "preparation" for the Awesome Me's return and now what've we got left? A less than spectacular return, that's what! Where are the bright lights, the 1,000,000 screaming Prussia fans, THE EPIC WALL OF TEXT?! You know how I do shit! I am so disappointed. CAN YOU FEEL MY DISAPPOINTMENT? I should hope so because it's massive and heavy and should weigh you down until you cry uncle!

And on top of that, you let me lose to an imp.

I'll let you absorb that for a moment.

You need another reminder?

YOU LET ME LOSE TO AN IMP.

And I swear he cheated!

Not cool.

Unacceptable.

Unawesome.

So un-fucking-awesome you owe me 20 push ups, a tall order of Premium bubble milk tea and Canada's pancakes! And now I'm here to collect so pay up! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

diggitydank

So you're considering either

exsilium or

cityofariel?

Two verrrry different towns to consider, mun.

Dystopias? Isn't Gotham enough? I may need to take away your books if all they're going to do is inspire you to throw me in these random places.

So it's down to a choice between futuristic dystopia with time travel or modern dystopia with sex.

And it's going to take you until November til you apply me at either one.

Good times.

efficacy

Yes, I think I got it after the twentieth or so "feels", thank you. Just... try to calm down, okay?

And I wouldn't recommend the table flipping, either.

canyouseethewords

This is you making some stupid muse choices, mun. I mean, you couldn't have picked a lamest "heroine" of the fold, really.

So I'm just gonna sit here and, I don't know, fuck, hope I'm easily ignored.

Yeah, that should work, not thanks to you.

theduckknight

Games? I don't have time for games, I have a city to protect! If you'll excuse me I have important business to attend to.

What was that? You can find a game for me that is in need of a hero? A curious proposition. If there's a lawless place that needs a figure of stability, Darkwing Duck is on the case!

2ndhellsingpet

I don't get it. Those can't be vampires.

veryastute

( possible spoilers idk )

waxwingedflight

So we're back to this nonsense again? I thought we were done with all of that, what with you moving on to others to torment and my story having been finished for a while now. There's nothing more to explore with me, though of course that has never stopped you in the past. I have no idea what you have planned for me, but I'm sure it will be far more interesting than being frozen in a stasis pod for three years.

At the very least, get everything else you need to get done finished before we start this. Wouldn't want to get you in trouble. From my experience, that could end up being a bit dangerous.

doesntdomuch

Dear Mundane,

It has come to my attention that you plan on "murdering" me near the end of this event. I wouldn't mind too much if it was just that. I have learned not to fear death and it wouldn't matter much either way since I'll come back sooner or later.

However, fact that I'll be dying so close to the end of the event would mean that his last memory of me would be me being eaten alive.

You know who I'm talking about, and that should not be encouragement to continue with this. Especially since you also know how he will react to this.

As a final warning, do not be surprised if there are severe consequences for your actions, even if not from me.

Sincerely,
Agent P

[OOC: Just as a note, this is an actual letter.]

unhand

( Spoilers spoilers spoilers! )

daredbythor

That 'username' is hardly what I would qualify as amusing.

Nor is your seemingly overeager glee at having me meet Loki, a group called the Avengers or any of a nest of 'vampires' called the Cullens. They are not vampires in the slightest, and if they were... well. You know what I do to other vampires in my territory.

Now if you would be so kind as to either decide where you are sending me or get rid of me I would be thankful.

americanpie

No. No way. You can forget me meeting any of those comic book losers. That's more Heck's calling. I bet he'd cream himself, given the chance.

I don't give a shit that I look like one. He ain't me, and I ain't him. Them folks won't want nothing to do with me.

Speaking of Heck, you best tell your friend not to bring him, skipper. If they do, I won't be responsible for my actions.

wizard_eyes

Seriously? That's, what, the bajillionth time you've watched that today!? And you're not even going to concern yourself with the fact that Finn and Jake stole the gems of power from my crown!? I mean, c'mon! I'm losing my powers over here!

[He tosses a couple frozen lightning bolts that melt before hitting the ground.]

See that!? How am I supposed to rule my kingdom of penguins and get a princess like that?

[There's a brief flicker in his eyes, something that isn't normal for him; sanity. Of course it passes fairly quickly.]

Where's Marceline? If I'm gonna be powerless, I need an awesome song to woo the ladies that much more!

drywall

So your current plan of action is to replace my icons with those from the manga, for the sake of consistency? I can understand that. However, you only have space for one hundred of them.

In a few days time, you have made more than double that amount.

Did you think this through at all?

deathcroak

[There's something out of the corner of your eye, or perhaps a feeling of being watched. When you turn to look there's nothing but then suddenly there's a sound in your ear. Congratulations, Kayako is standing there pale and bloody, the death croak getting louder and louder.]

repelling

Would you-

Just-

Stop-

Honestly, I am not off-panel waiting for a petition to switch series to clear-

Be quiet and let me finish!

I refuse to comment! I will not humor your over dramatic, hysterical fit! There is absolutely nothing to say. It is far too early on every subject to offer any meaningful hypothesis or reaction.

Now please tend to your exceedingly and inexcusably tardy game tags, and leave this alone.

megamind

So I've been around for a year at this 'game' place, so you let everybody know how happy I am, and you start a gif party? Well, okay, this could be worse, I guess, but... seriously. It's the City of Sin, it's fraught with danger, and I'm-- well, okay, I am happy there. I got a lady, a job, I have friends and family...

You know what? Carry on being happy with your gifs and your hot chocolate [ that is not pronounced 'sha-ko-leet', Megamind. ] It's something worth celebrating, I guess.

Just don't think it's going to be okay tomorrow. I can't stand it when you're schmoopy.

mistress_of_the_dark

Hello mun darling,

Who is that gorgeous creature who has busted out of her dress and onto the internet?

That’s right ghouls and gals it’s me, the girl with a gams that are sweeter than yams!

Ok so that needs a little work, but here I am! Your hostess with the mostess coming to you live via the web. And you know when I say web I do mean the spider variety. I figured it was about time to get out there and show the world just who I am on the inside… ok aside from that one video. I’m still waiting to see any of the so called royalties from that one. Last time I agree to go drinking with a Hollyweird hot shot and trust him when he says it’ll just be our secret….

But enough about that! Here I am in all my glory! So if you can tear yourself away from the boob tube long enough to tell me what you're planning, I’m just dying to hear from you.

That’s all for now, and as always,

Unpleasant dreams!

onebadapple

Oh thank you so much, Miss Writer!

These new icons are so lovely! Although, don't be too upset that we couldn't find an icon of me being angry! We can leave being grumpy to... well Grumpy!

Current Mood: cheerful

I think we have issues.

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