Because: Awesome!

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Mun. Oi, Mun! MUUUNCHEN!!

What is this?! You can't just put me with all these boring mes that are way too much like my unawesome Brüderchen and forget about me! NOT awesome! Not at all!

Admittedly, the little one is rather cute. And impressionable. There still may be a chance for him, but the others?! They won't even let me near him! I hate this! Do something about it! I'm too awesome to be bored like this!

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[awesomemich]

Oi West! You finally pulled that stick out of your ass! Kesesesese~

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Stick, Brüderlein? You want me to take out my stick?

[Obnoxious chuckle is go! ]

Very well! Here you go, oh sweetest older Brother of my awesome self!

[And, yes. that's a stick he pulls forth. But instead of the carrot he had tied to it last time, there now is a raw potatoes tied to it. and that raw potato? Yes. Totally dangling in front of your face now. Because he knows you want it. You waaaant that raw ootato!]

Kesesesese~

[awesomemich]

Kesesesese~ [his own laugh echoes this odd, but welcomed version of his brother]

West, you have to cook the potato. They're not awesome when raw.

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Pfffff... What's not awesome about them when they're raw, Bruderherz?!

[Nope. Not taking the potato away just yet.]

They are always awesome!!

[awesomemich]

West! The point is to be able to eat them! That's why the bait-stick works.

I know Mein West paid attention during that class. Though raw tomatoes actually work on Italia.

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Keh. Of course you'd be no fun. Well. Watch the awesome me follow your very own advice from last time, then!!

[O~~kay, so maybe he's mixing up Prussias now, but... Darn it. You just SOUND like his brother right now! And you look like him. And the voice. And.....

Anyhow. There he goes, pulling the stick back and catching the potato to remove it. Once that's done he ties a bottle of beer to it instead aaaaand--- You may want to duck, because he's tossing it right in your very direction!]

THERE!! Ahaha!! Can you withstand THAT temptation as well?!

[awesomemich]

[he doesn't duck in time and clunk the bottle hits his head]

Oi! Westchen! [but then he sees the beer and drools] Beir? [grab]

[felicia_vargas]

How weird... you don't look so annoying like the usual male-Germanies. And my mun sighed remembering the good old times she spent playing a personality-swapped Belarus, whatever it means...

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Ah, Italienchen.
What do you mean by annoying?! There is nothing annoying about my awesome self!

[felicia_vargas]

Well, Germania, most... Germanies around are all `I'm boring as hell'...
I mean, they're all `Italy, stop this!' or 'You shouldn't drink so much' or even 'don't grab my boobs'... but, yeah, you sound kinda interesting. Kinda like your brother, actually
So, what's up with your mun?

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Sounds like my brother, alright.

[Well, aside from the boobs-part. But that would be... Well. A little weird.]

But my mun here seems to have some of those around as well. They're annoying as hell and that's just. Not. Right! No way any me can be boring like that!

[felicia_vargas]

Really? How weird...

[We don't even want to imagine a male Germany with boobs, thanks]

I know the feeling... look at the male italies... [Shrughs] Anyway, you look like the kind of guy who'd enjoy some company or fun... Wanna share a beer with me? *winks*
[Not really flirting with him, he sounds too much like her 'big sister' Prussia]

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Beer?

[Oh, yes. He instantly perks up, then chuckles.]

Ah~The magical word! How could I ever refuse such an offer?!

[Especially after his brother refused to buy him new beer after he used what was eft to make ice cream from it. So, yepp. Totally putting his arm around your shoulder.

Flirting? Would probably be a waste of time. He may have Prussia's personality, but still has Germany's mentality and thus remains painfully oblivious to certain things. Especially in regards of women...

Anyhow, he's urging you forward with his arm.]

Let's go!!

[preussen_ore]

[Don't mind him as he stares for a bit with a whole load of "WHAT THE FUCK" on his face because you. You cannot be his West. No way. No. Fucking. Way.]

[Wait. WAIIIIIIIT. Not his West? Not his Wast? So it's another West from another reality or whatever it is Muns do in their spare time! He's cool with this! So cool that he starts laughing his head off!]

Weeeeeeeeeeest! What's your Mun done?!

[nachmirdiesintflut]

[Oh, brother. You're not laughing at him, are you? Tell him you're not laughing at him because he'll give you a pouty frown for acting weird and reach up to pull on your cheek.]

Eeeeh, Brüderchen, what kind of question's that? My mun's being a jerk, of course!! You should see the other-- Well... These... [Some gesticulating goes here.] These unawesome fake clones of myself he keeps in his headspace! And I am supposed to sit among them? All day?! With NOTHING to do?! NO WAY! They act like you!!

[Well. At least the you he's more familiar with. He's met one of the more entertaining twins before at least.]

[preussen_ore]

[If you pull on his cheek, he'd probably return the favor because YOU ARE JUST SO PRECIOUS, WEST. Acting like him and following in his most awesome footsteps! Don't make him do his unintentional Spain impersonation and start going BUHYOO!]

Like me?! They don't act like me! It's more like it's you who's acting like me, Brüderchen. Well, how I am where I'm from, at least.

[Prussia grins that mischievous, shit-eating grin and looks his little brother straight in the eye.] So you're saying I act all serious and shit?

[nachmirdiesintflut]

[He's letting go of your cheek to give you a dismissive wave while glancing up and away.]

Ah~ Well. The you I grew up with. Yes, yeees~ My mun keeps reminding me to mind the difference.

[Pulling his brows up, he looks back at you before poking his index finger into your chest.]

So you're one of the not-super-boring-but-actually-awesome big brothers of mine that roam this place?

I love that icon btw.

[preussen_ore]

I should be coz I don't remember being super boring even when I was, shall we say, more involved in affairs of the state.

[The grin lessens in cockiness but it's still there before he moves the subject on to less depressing topics. He allows the poking because it's not ticklish and because West is West no matter how different he is.]

Is he really that bad? [He probably is, if he's just like how Germany is normally. Poor guy probably hasn't had any fun in a really, really long time and that's very, very sad.]

Ahaha, he's hard to find suitable icon-material for, actually

[nachmirdiesintflut]

[The poking will stop on its own anyway, because Germany tends to get distracted from keeping it up anyway. And he needs his hands for other gestures, like, raising them in a fake defense-gesture.]

You have no idea! He's boring. No fun. Always working. Always getting in the way and interrupting anything that might turn out to be entertaining!

[Aaaand he makes a pouting, somewhat irritated face. Of course he still loves his brother, but... Geez. Someone give him a break every now and then!

His face lights up after two and a half moments, though.]

Hey! Nothing should speak against the awesome me, ah, borrowing you out to be my actually awesome brother for a while? No schedules and set breaks for every potential activity?!

[tomate]

--Something seems off about you.

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Off?

You clearly intended to say awesome!

[tomate]

No really, something is off...

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Well, it's not my pants. I'm incredibly awesome dressed as usual. Maybe something off with you, rather?

[tomate]

No no, I think everything is right with me!

[nachmirdiesintflut]

[Well. That gets him to tilt his head and squint his eyes at you AAND get closer even to take a closer look.]

...

[Still looking at you with those squinted eyes.]

...

... ...

[Stiiiiiill------ And he's leaning back to stand up more or less straight again, hand on his hip, the other pointing at your nose.]

You-- MAY be right, Spanien. You look like you always do: In need of more awesome! We should make sure to change that!!