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Look, I know you're an overweight dork and everything, but, seriously, you need to calm down. Worry this much about stupid little pictures of my face - aside from being really creepy and just a little bi-curious - isn't exactly normal. Who cares if I'm wearing the helmet, or not? It's not like I'm going to have dozens of chances to take it off.

How about you quit sweating the small stuff and work on that app, huh? You're already way too excited about it and we're not even in yet.

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Well, I don't know about your mun, but I'm excited.

God tell me you have technical skills to go with the full body suit and we'll be like houses on fire!

I know basic stuff, I guess. Like how to jailbreak iPhones and cover I.Ps.

Oh, well, that's a start. We can totally teach you more.

Sure. Teach away, Blue, but try to keep it interesting, 'kay?

Edited 2012-10-23 22:30 (UTC)

I make everything interesting. I mean, I have a robot build from little robots Tony Stark let loose and more parts to work with later.

[ AND NOBODY IS TAKING THEM AWAY though right now he's five over there and might build something stupid but oh well. ]

Roboception.

[HAZMAT WANTS TO BABYSIT TINY MEGS REALLY BADLY.]

Wait- Did you say Tony Stark? As in Iron Man?

[ TinyMegs was told Sesame Street was not real. Broke his tiny black heart, it did. ]

...well, yeah. I guess. I don't really know the guy.

[Sh-shut up! Sesame Street is real!]

I am so going to talk to him about his staff. And maybe punch him.

Can I watch?

Uh... What?

You beat on Stark.

You're not gonna pop a boner, right?

[ AGHAST ]

What sort of question is that?!

A pretty good one. I don't want you getting off on me kicking the shit out of Tony Stark, got it?

That's disgusting!

You're not denying it!

I am totally denying it! No! Gross!

Okay, fine, you can watch.

Man, I'm not sure I want to now.

You totally do. Where else are you gonna watch Stark getting his face rearranged?

Well, no where. He doesn't exactly exist in my world. But I watching any hero get his clock cleaned.

[ Stiiiiiiill assuming Hazmat's a villain, yup. ]

Any hero? What, even me?

[Oh, Megs. Just because someone is dressed up in a hazmat suit, it doesn't mean they're evil!]

...wait, what?

Whoa, are you claiming hero status?

[ HAZMAT THEIR LOVE CAN NEVER BE. ]

[GOODBAH MAH LOVAH. GOODBAH MAH FRIEND.]

'Hero'... Yeah, that sounds about right. Why? What's wrong?

[ There is so much gesturing going on. Hello, he's in a black costume with a lightening motif and spikes on his shoulders. ]

I'm a villain.

[ Duh, Hazmat. ]

Not only am I a villain, I am Metrocity's preeminent [ not actually pronounced pry-em-mint not matter what he thinks ] supervillain! I fight the most powerful man in the universe weekly.

I thought you were-- you know, the costume, the radioactive gig. You scream villain! All that potential, wasted on heroism!

[And all that gesturing is going to be returned with an intense glare and a clench of her fists. She doesn't really care he's a baddie - honestly, he doesn't seem like much of a threat - and Hazmat is more concerned about that last part.]

I scream villain, huh? You know, the Avengers said that about me, too. Actually, everyone says that about me. Do you think I want to be radioactive? If I could choose, I'd be able to fly or something lame and 'non-evil' like that!

...Asshole.

There is no reason to decent to foul language, young lady. That's classless, and also you are a hero. They're going to rake you over the coals if you go dropping bombs like that in public! Tsh. Amateurs! [ also not pronounced 'ama-te-yurs', Megamind. ]

[ He palms his face, groaning softly. ]

Listen, that's fine. You have superpowers, everybody with superpowers -- except for Hal, apparently-- wants to be good. Great, whatever. [ Not caring about her choice at all. ] It's just you have so much potential for evil! I mean, seriously. How awesome is that powerset for evil? [ He's missing the point by the mile here, but keeps talking. ]

Shut up! Why does everyone tell me what to do?! I don't want to be good or evil, so just fuck off, already!

[See that glowing? Yeah, it's generally a good idea to flee when she starts glowing like that.]

And learn to say stuff right! It's 'a-ma-tures', you idiot!

[ ...okay, you know, the glowing? He might need to find a bomb shelter... ]

Now, now, calm down, there's no reason to go all Chernobyl...

Don't call it that!

[Not helping, Megamind >:/]

Edited 2012-10-28 11:11 (UTC)

[ oh crap, oh crap ]

C'mon, now, we don't want to hurt innocent bystanders! I mean, sure, you sterlize and possibly fry the alien, but-- hey, I'm the last of my kind, not like I'm knockin' anybody up anyway, right?

...Least yours is worryin' about the icons.

Meh. You're not that great to look at.

...Beg pardon? [He's awesome to look at in his mind okay.] Mine's got my canonpoint all screwed up and she wants ta take away my hair.

[he runs a hand through his hair and frowns] we're havin' disagreements about this.

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