Mun saw the Breaking Dawn Part 2 Trailer

[2ndhellsingpet]

I don't get it. Those can't be vampires.

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[daredbythor]

That would be because they are not.

[2ndhellsingpet]

They're nothing like myself or my Master. Or even the FREAK's I've killed.

[daredbythor]

That would be because they are not vampires.

They are sparkly idiots who bear only a few resemblances to us.

[2ndhellsingpet]

Us? You're a vampire too?

[daredbythor]

Obviously.

[2ndhellsingpet]

[You'll have to forgive her. She's a bit of a derp.]

I'm Seras Victoria.

[daredbythor]

I am Leif Helgarson, it is a pleasure to meet you Miss Victoria.

[2ndhellsingpet]

Nice meeting you, Leif.

[Have a smile from the derp-ulina.]

I don't understand how those movies could be so popular.

[daredbythor]

[He just sort of nods a little.]

Neither do I, a reason I stopped reading human's interpretations of our kind after Stoker wrote his idiotic farce.

[2ndhellsingpet]

My mun actually enjoyed that book. I'd have to say my Master has changed a lot in all these years.

[daredbythor]

...

[Excuse him while an eyebrow threatens to disappear in to his hair.]

Your creator was the one who spoke to Bram Stoker?

[2ndhellsingpet]

My master's name is Alucard, and we serve Sir Integra Hellsing.

[daredbythor]

I have never heard of him, or your... subjugator.

[Which is strange.]

May I ask how old your creator is?

[2ndhellsingpet]

I don't know.

[daredbythor]

I see.

If I had to guess he is likely younger than I am as I have a rudimentary knowledge of those that are older.

[topsdracula]

Tch. If only all vampires were like those, it would reduce the mortality rate considerably.

[2ndhellsingpet]

It would.

[topsdracula]

Alucard would be displeased if he was out of targets to kill. Vegetarian, glittering vampires are not a threat to England.

[2ndhellsingpet]

Things would get really boring.

[topsdracula]

Most certainly, but perhaps the reduced bloodbath would make it worthwhile.

[Nobody would have eaten her men.]

Admittedly, if the victims are not doomed to become ghouls it would be quite the improvement.

[2ndhellsingpet]

[There is that to think about. Not only the Hellsing men, but her own squad when she was first turned.]

It would.

[topsdracula]

Enough of this, Police Girl. [What ifs certainly did not benefit any of them. It was disgraceful to contemplate a fantasy. She berates herself for starting it.] How are you faring?

[2ndhellsingpet]

Well enough. My mun isn't sure what to do with me most of the time so I'm left alone.

[idkworldruler]

That would be because the author didn't do her research.