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[veryastute]

[ THIS IS THE MOST UPSET PSEUDO-AI RIGHT NOW he can't even deal

how the fuck do humans handle feels all the time. 8'( ]

That is.. my home, as well. My--[ family ]--creator and Miss Potts and.. Ah.

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[manofiron]

Nothing's broken that can't be repaired.

[veryastute]

So long as you and Miss Potts are well.

[manofiron]

She's fine. She's going to be fine. All of us are going to be fine. There's nothing to worry about.

[veryastute]

Worrying does seem to be one of my functions.

[manofiron]

Can't imagine where you learned that from. I'll build us another home. A better one. You have my word on that.

[veryastute]

I can be content with operating out of your phone so long as you and Miss Potts remain safe, Sir.

[manofiron]

In the short term, sure. That's fine. But it's the short term, JARVIS. Not forever.

[therealgenius]

[How do they handle them? Poorly, if Tony is anything to go by.

Yeah, nope, not even "zingers" feel right today.]

You're not stuck there, are you? Like you're not...your base of function's not in the Malibu house, is it?

[veryastute]

I can transfer myself between houses, but yes, historically, the Malibu house has been my, as one might say, base station.

[therealgenius]

Doesn't he blow that one up like every other year? It'll be fine. It just—it'll be fine.

[veryastute]

Never quite so dramatically. It does appear as if Mr Stark and Miss Potts survive, at the very least.

[therealgenius]

[HAHAHAHA JARVIS nope, don't go to the...death. Land.]

I'm sure they'll pull through. I mean, after Ivan Vanko, I'm pretty sure they're tougher than most people.

[veryastute]

Mister Vanko was quite.. trying.

[ you may have a point, justin. ]

[therealgenius]

Yeah, uh. You don't have to tell me that twice. He kind of lived at my facility for a—he was a bit more than trying.

[veryastute]

It was a learning experience, I suppose.

[therealgenius]

...yeah. A real. Uh. Lots of lessons there, a learning experience is as good a term as any.

[toweighworth]

[Mjolnir doesn't know how they do it either, usually-not-a-human-fellow.]

Homes can be rebuilt. It is a simple matter of the right tools in the right hands.

[veryastute]

I am less concerned for the Malibu house than I am for the state of Mr Stark and Miss Potts after such an attack.

[toweighworth]

I do believe the man of metal is sturdy enough to handle a great deal more than what was seen.

[What kind of name is Potts?]

[veryastute]

Mr Stark is quite durable, I must admit, but he's my creator, after all.

[toweighworth]

[Creator, huh? Thor didn't create Mjolnir, but he might be partial to singing his praises in certain company.

Possibly.]

To hold his own against the likes of Thor, he must have some merit not given to many mortal men.

[veryastute]

Mr Stark is by far one of the most intelligent humans on earth. It is that intelligence--and often reckless behaviour--that allows him to do so.

Occasionally, of course, he uses it for less noble purposes, but humans are an imperfect species, after all.

[toweighworth]

[Is this loyalty? Loyalty is a good trait. Loyalty usually ups ones worth, depending on what said loyalty is to. But hey, Mjolnir can appreciate it in any capacity.]

Oh, it is not only those on Midgard who uses intelligence for less than noble purposes, I assure you of that much. Each Realm, no matter how "advanced" its inhabitants may claim to be, has such issues.

[slyest]

And how is it that you fare in all of this?

[veryastute]

I'm not entirely certain, Sir. I'm generally required to run the Iron Man suit, but Mr Stark is perfectly capable of writing a new program to take my place if I am somehow destroyed.

[slyest]

Yet a new "program" will not be you. Is my understanding correct on that score?

[veryastute]

You are correct. I am the result not simply of programming, but of years of change and adaptation.

[slyest]

Then I suspect that this new thing would not be sufficient.

[veryastute]

It would be less than ideal, certainly, but if I am not available, he would manage.

[slyest]

I care little for how Stark would manage.