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[sterilizes]

 Look, I know you're an overweight dork and everything, but, seriously, you need to calm down. Worry this much about stupid little pictures of my face - aside from being really creepy and just a little bi-curious - isn't exactly normal. Who cares if I'm wearing the helmet, or not? It's not like I'm going to have dozens of chances to take it off.

How about you quit sweating the small stuff and work on that app, huh? You're already way too excited about it and we're not even in yet.