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dear_mun2012-10-23 09:01 pm
preussen_ore) wrote in dear_mun2012-10-23 09:01 pm
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He's baaaaaaack.
Now look at what you did. All that so-called "preparation" for the Awesome Me's return and now what've we got left? A less than spectacular return, that's what! Where are the bright lights, the 1,000,000 screaming Prussia fans, THE EPIC WALL OF TEXT?! You know how I do shit! I am so disappointed. CAN YOU FEEL MY DISAPPOINTMENT? I should hope so because it's massive and heavy and should weigh you down until you cry uncle!
And on top of that, you let me lose to an imp.
I'll let you absorb that for a moment.
You need another reminder?
And I swear he cheated!
Not cool.
Unacceptable.
Unawesome.
So un-fucking-awesome you owe me 20 push ups, a tall order of Premium bubble milk tea and Canada's pancakes! And now I'm here to collect so pay up! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
And on top of that, you let me lose to an imp.
I'll let you absorb that for a moment.
You need another reminder?
YOU LET ME LOSE TO AN IMP.
And I swear he cheated!
Not cool.
Unacceptable.
Unawesome.
So un-fucking-awesome you owe me 20 push ups, a tall order of Premium bubble milk tea and Canada's pancakes! And now I'm here to collect so pay up! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!