Muse not happy about mun's plans for him during ink_city's fourth wall event

[doesntdomuch]

Dear Mundane,

It has come to my attention that you plan on "murdering" me near the end of this event. I wouldn't mind too much if it was just that. I have learned not to fear death and it wouldn't matter much either way since I'll come back sooner or later.

However, fact that I'll be dying so close to the end of the event would mean that his last memory of me would be me being eaten alive.

You know who I'm talking about, and that should not be encouragement to continue with this. Especially since you also know how he will react to this.

As a final warning, do not be surprised if there are severe consequences for your actions, even if not from me.

Sincerely,
Agent P

[OOC: Just as a note, this is an actual letter.]

Comments

[smokeb0mbs]

Dude! Who's gonna see you get EATEN?!

[Randy is horrified, yet curious.]

[doesntdomuch]

[Perry shrugs, not really wanting to admit who it is, especially since he doesn't want him to freak out already.]

[smokeb0mbs]

... Somebody you REALLY don't want to see it, huh?
Yeah, I... get that...

[Imagine if he got eaten by a monster in front of his best friend. He'd never live it down. ... Well, figuratively speaking.]

[doesntdomuch]

[Nods. Even though he will come back and theoretically "live it down", he's not quite sure if he could bring himself to remember him without feeling guilty.]

[smokeb0mbs]

... Look, I dunno if there IS anything I can do, but...
Yaknow, if I can do SOMETHNG to help, I will! It's kinda what I do.

[He just feels awful about what's going to happen to Perry. Even though he doesn't know all the details, it's enough to make him wish he could prevent it even though he's pretty sure he can't. But hey, no harm in trying right?]

[i_killedmufasa]

Will it really be all that bad?

[doesntdomuch]

[Yes. Yes it will. Perry glares hard at Scar; don't even act like he doesn't know.]

[i_killedmufasa]

My, you look so very certain. Is there anything I can do to help?

[doesntdomuch]

[That only makes Perry glare harder. You're lucky he's not one to kill people.]

[i_killedmufasa]

Oh, at least be a good sport about it. It's only natural, what with the circle of life and all.

[doesntdomuch]

[He just looks annoyed now. It doesn't even work that way since he'll come back.]

[i_killedmufasa]

You really have no sense of humor, do you?

[theduckknight]

Such a polite exposition from a mun, to some questionable motives on your mundane's part. Is this a frequent thing for mundanes to plot misfortune for us muns? [If it was frequent, Dark felt strongly compelled to resist it.]

Er- beg your pardon good sir, but are you a duck?

[doesntdomuch]

[Perry waves his hand in a "sorta" motion. This admittedly was the first really unfortunate thing to happen to him. However he linefaces at that last comment, then points at his rather un-ducklike tail.]