re: updates (also hello there)

[martiniology]

rose
ROSE

im
so fuckign proud

rose

im prouf of yu

fck im gonna cry

SINFF

Comments

[nitidus]

I will suitably name this drink in memory you. I'm thinking, "Ass To Couch Drunken Stupor Potion" or "Falls Asleep On Stairs Elixir."
Which do you like best? Both names are accurate to its effects.

[martiniology]

rosey thats too much im not sure how much love i can handle form you in one day rose srose osre

just

tell me waht it was like

did you score

[nitidus]

I believe the approximation is off the scale percent.
It tasted like fruit and chemicals which is a lot more pleasant than it sounds. Did you know you can add expresso to alcohol? You can.

[martiniology]

honey you can misx alcohol with ANYTIHNG turst me

except for bleach
dont o that

[thornsofoglogoth]

Why lok it's my dera mothre come to ivnolve herslef in my bisnes.
*busness.
*busy...
ness.
...
*HIC*

Would uoy care to join em?

[martiniology]

rose u
you undersand me

i
idont know what t o say

i

yes!!!!!

[thornsofoglogoth]

I dont' believ I qiuite understand anythng rite now,,
or rathr I understand a good smount mor frm a diffrent perspective.
*diffrnnt
*different

But heree, it doent matter Mom u shuld have a mugg.
I maed it myelsf.

[martiniology]

rose im gonna die your the best daughtre

[thornsofoglogoth]

As much as I aprpeciate uryor ehnthosuism,,
plaes let's not do death agein.
Not that I would doubt yoru survial skills for a moemnt, especialy in the face of such prodigus amouthnts of alcohol...
*Momen.
*Mom...
ent.
Here, have oen more.

[kringlefuck]

Shhhh, rox. Dont cry!

[martiniology]

you dont understan d i feel liek egbert over eher i should vwrite her a noet in all caps SO PRUOD

[kringlefuck]

Yes, well! Little roxy or not a lady of any age shouldnt cry!
Rox... mrs rox whichever you prefer.

I actually have been eager to meet one of you though. You said something about egbert... i suppose you are referring to johns dad??

[ironimbecile]

This is n9 6ehavi9r t9 be enc9uraged.

#tw: underage drinking #tw: illegality #what y9u g9nna d9 when they c9me f9r y9u

[martiniology]

wat

[punkdesce]

yo mama is so drunk shes talking like you now

[quick someone explain "yo mama" jokes to her! or maybe not...]]