dusty......

[douchescar]

Yea, here goes again. Let's ignore me for awwhile and suddenly pick it back up again.
Yea, that'd a great idea there. Good going there, Cap'n. WWhat am I in for noww? A wwee bit a fucking around and that's it. I'll be put back on the shelf again.
For fuck's sake, wwoman. I'm gettin proper tuckered out wwith all a this nonsense. WWhat spurred the inspiration this time? Nevver yer mind. I wwould ask ya ta put me in a lush game or somethin' but I highly doubt that plausible at the moment.

At least put me in a meme or something for land dwwellin Christ's sake.
Preferably wwith Her Highness. I wwouldn't mind a fling or twwo wwith Spin.
Nothin to do wwith the younger me preferably.

Hurry and get to it. I'mmur gonnae be gettin blootered here in a moment.

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

i got the urge to punt younger you off of a high altitude
honestly i mean i thought WWE wwere bad but holy fuck

[douchescar]

I wwas young and naivve back then.. in that univverse or wwhatevver.

Yea, yer pretty bad.

[caligulas_aquarium]

not as bad as you wwere as him
so

[douchescar]

For fucks sake can wwe just pretend for a tad that he really *ISN'T* me for a bloody moment!

I havven't seen your idiotic face around much. I havven't seen anybody's idiotic face too much I suppose.
WWhat's been goin on.

[caligulas_aquarium]

nothin outta the ordinary
conquest an subjugation a the human race at the forefront of bloody campaigns usual fare for me at this point
im guessin your muns still just lettin you gather dust

[LIKE A REALLY OLD ORNAMENT NOONE WANTS ANYMORE]

[sciencewwitch]

oh
your mun findin the time and day to toss you out again and again too
i wwas so certain mine bein the only one wwho decided to do that frequently
in fact lucky you orphaner this is the first time ivve seen the light a day in wwho knowws howw long
so i must say consider yourself lucky

1.2

[douchescar]

I attract all a the Aquarius bitches.

2.2

[douchescar]

But seriously.
WWhat's your wwriter's dumb excuse.

It couldn't possibly be more ridiculous than mine's.

[sciencewwitch]

riiiight
anywways shes basically a dumb bitch wwho doesnt wwant to givve me the proper time a day
plus its sorta harder to find a "perfect place" for the likes of myself an all
fuck her though i can fit in anywwhere if it allowws for it

plus shes also been lookin for the "perfect place" for fuckin PERIGEES noww

[douchescar]

Yea?
My wwriter isn't lookin at all cause she doesn't particularly givve a flippin fuck.
So fuck her evven more than yours.

Maybe she'll put you in some sort a romance invvolvved game.
Bet ya wwould like that.

[sciencewwitch]

mundanes at their finest am i right
im surprised she aint on the lookout at all
a troll like yourself should be in some place at the vvery least

ahhh fuck that wwould be nice
though im more wwantin just to be out an about in general
i just wwant a place to flaunt around my royal privvileges and all that i am entitled to towwards the commoners
but really anywwhere wwould be nice and i certainly wwouldnt complain if it had a twwist a romance or so

[douchescar]

Yea. I kneww you'd like that.
I wwouldn't midn a romance game I don't guess.
It wwould be great if it wwere strictly kismesis based.