On app-writing...

[ofmyth]

Is it not a simple matter to put down all the events of my life as they happened? Why should this cause you concern?

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[heeeeelp]

That's kind of a lot of events, isn't it?

[ofmyth]

A fair few, though I am led to believe no great detail is required.

[heeeeelp]

Well, there you go! It's got nothing on a thesis or anything.

Unless you've gotta go all the way back to the beginnings of Asgard or something.

[ofmyth]

Small one, even my memory reaches not to those fabled years.

[heeeeelp]

I guess not.

I say try to do an outline first! Then you know what you're going for. It's worked for all of my college papers.

[ofmyth]

What is a college paper?

[heeeeelp]

It's pretty much like that application. Just longer.

Way longer.

[ofmyth]

Humans have a great deal more writing in your lives than I had previously realised.

Is there a purpose for it all?

[tricksterschoice]

Uhm...aren't the events of your life kinda...y'know...long?

[ofmyth]

Long and short are relative, are they not?

I believe my writer is troubled less by length and more by a beast named continuity. It seems a fearsome foe indeed.

[tricksterschoice]

Maybe she can make a chart...that sometimes helps me figure stuff out.

[ofmyth]

That is no poor plan, my lady. My writer shall begin on such a thing at once.

[tricksterschoice]

Really? Wow. That means a lot coming from you. Thank you.

[ofmyth]

Not at all. [Thor isn't sure that he did anything special...]

All that remains is to ensure my writer remains motivated enough to complete the task.

ahhh exciting!!

[forcedreset]

Your poor mun shall break their wrist before they succinctly sum up the events of the life of Thor Odinson, I should think.

haha wish me luck!

[ofmyth]

I dare say only the Norns would attempt such a feat.

you can do it! /pompoms

[forcedreset]

And your mun, it would seem.

/o/ I think I can! I think I can!

[ofmyth]

The more she considers it, the more she resolves herself to utilising what others have already written of our history.

you totally can!

[forcedreset]

And why shouldn't she? I see no reason why not. Being able to successfully paraphrase a complicated and most lengthy history hardly demonstrates her ability to write you accurately, anyway. Or so I feel, at least. From what I gather, it seems the section of personality is the bread and butter of it all!

[ofmyth]

I have yet to understand why humans spend so much of their lives writing, brother.

[forcedreset]

Because everyone loves a good story.

[dusk_and_dawn]

You have sent my mun to altering her work again, Thor.

[He sighs.]

[ofmyth]

The more I learn of them, the more it seems a Mun's job is never complete.

[falsehoods]

Mortals have problems wrapping their transient minds around gods, I fear. The myths surrounding us are seldom in agreement about the details.

[ofmyth]

It would be a long tale indeed which attempted to reach the heart of those myths...

My writer is insisting that she will not be the one to attempt it.