voicetest! Canon is: The Iron Druid Chronicles

[daredbythor]

That 'username' is hardly what I would qualify as amusing.

Nor is your seemingly overeager glee at having me meet Loki, a group called the Avengers or any of a nest of 'vampires' called the Cullens. They are not vampires in the slightest, and if they were... well. You know what I do to other vampires in my territory.

Now if you would be so kind as to either decide where you are sending me or get rid of me I would be thankful.

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[worldserpent]

You are.. familiar with Father?

[daredbythor]

I know a lot of people's fathers.

[worldserpent]

He does not often have much to do with those of Midgard.

[daredbythor]

Ah. Loki then.

I have no quarrel with him, rest assured.

[worldserpent]

You often have quarrels with gods?

[daredbythor]

Just one; Thor.

[worldserpent]

.. I cannot fault sssuch a disagreement, then, given my own with him.

[daredbythor]

It seems a common sentiment.

OH HELLO AGAIN

[lastdruid]

Don't worry, Leif, you could kick the Cullens' sparkly emo asses with one hand tied behind your back.

HIHI. I FIGURED ONE OUT.

[daredbythor]

I could likely do it with both hands restrained.

[lastdruid]

Just make sure you stay out of the way of those creepy Kabbalistic Russians with the beards. Jesus told them to go stake some Cullens instead of chasing me around, and they might have taken him literally.

[daredbythor]

...

I am not even going to ask what you were doing that caused Jesus to say such a thing.