dear_mun | Jun. 2nd, 2012

Jun. 2nd, 2012

Let's start with the simplest word.

NO.

No more pictures that involve me leashing the wannabe god.

No being sent anywhere without Pepper.

No expecting me to be happy about your insane notions of entertainment.

No crying. That means you. How can you cry every time you watch it? Spoiler alert: The ending doesn't change.

escapedpandora

...This is the 'nice thing' that you're going to give me? After half a year of dropping me completely, and then deciding to try again and this time get me into the worst possible situations? I don't trust you on this at all. Just about every single place you've tried to put me in the last two years has had 'survival' and 'horror' in its genre. I'm tired of being-- being drowned or experimented on or zombified or murdered.

Saying you've yet to kill me in the current game counts for nothing when you put me under a pain curse [Disease! It was a disease and it was a plot thing!] for three days straight!

[There's a moment as he's struggling to calm down, mostly because he has learned a few things from the past games he's been in. One of those things being that his irritation upsets his mun, and the mun being upset meant more crap happening to him.]

...Look. I just want a break. Not the six months of not doing anything at all, but a break from-- all the bad things, okay? I don't need a new place. Even one with--

--out monsters? [Wait a minute.] No haunted houses, no zombies, no evil killers? I--

[No, that's not right. Somehow, this was even worse.]

I don't need a new family.

moontothetide

...o-okay. Just...let me see if, i-if I have this right.

You're deciding whether or not to send me on some...weird "game" with people who, who want to vivisect us and the fact that we're being divided into groups makes me think that we're going to have to...to kill people. I-I don't want to kill anyone. I-I'm, I'm really not good at it. Warren, um, didn't count. And the people I've met have been really nice to me. If I have to hurt them...

...and, and I can tell that you're looking forward to me, um, losing control of the magic some more. I mean, I'm glad that Kohaku might not be the first, but...if, if you send me, or even if I stay, there will be others. Willow will find out, and people will get hurt, and...they don't deserve to get hurt, not when I'm just that weak.

...and you're s-still considering killing me before all of this happens? You're really...a-and my choices are organ removal or drowning? And, and not killing me before things get bad is only a possibility? All so I can still attack Kohaku and be in even worse shape to deal with whatever's about to happen? All so I just get worse? All so I can stay weak?

Willow already d-doesn't trust me. I, I don't like being this way. I, I don't like being unworthy of her, or of the people I've met, or...I, I don't like this. I know that, w-whatever happens, I'm going to die, a-and it's going to hurt, and I won't be able to help. And that hurts worst of all.

...I guess that's why you can't decide either, is it? Guess I, I wasn't m-much help with that, either. Sorry.

enforce

I'd say "It's nice seeing you too," but that'd be awfully sentimental of me, now wouldn't it?

deis

What do you waaannntt? I was perfectly content to remain asleep in the back of your head and you just had to go and wake me up. For what? This is...this is completely unacceptable.

Why are you giggling at that word?

Alright you know what? FINE. I'm awake. So you had better get me a bottle of something. Because I will not be doing this sober. No. No I will not.

archered

And just what exactly is this foolishness? I demand that you cease this at once!

spiria

Don't give me that! You even predicted from the start that I was going to win!

I just thought I'd have a little fun with the battle, that's all. You really shouldn't have let your guard down.

... h-hey, don't call me a troll! It's not my fault you got comfortable when I got serious!

Are you still going on about that double cheeseburger? You could have saved that and given it to me. I was kind of hungry ...

saixwannabeisa

I know you are up to your usual shenanigans, mun. I request that you please desist at once. First and foremost, I am completely uninterested in joining

the_love_hotel or having anything to do with any ideas you might get from such a place. Or

thecomplex either, although this one appears at least to be more tame and reasonable. Still, it holds no fascination for me. Admit it, you just want to put me everywhere you can possibly think of just because you feel you can. But that is exactly your problem. You overwhelm yourself with too many threads and then become useless for anything but backtagging. It's disgraceful.

Secondly, quit trying to pair me or find a mate for me or whatever you call what you're doing. Especially among the Organization members. I do not want to have an intimate relationship someone and certainly not someone similar to me in that regard. Calling a relationship with me while I don't have a heart 'dating' does not make it so. Besides, I am new here and as such, have no need to immediately be paired with someone. Nor do I have any want for such a thing to happen. It would be cruel to the other person to give them expectations and hopes of me that are clearly false. And it is cruel to me to give me hopes and expectations of feeling something when we both know I am incapable of that.

Finally, if you plan on continuing this train of thought that you are going to grow my heart back, I suggest you do it more logically. You are going about it in such an odd way. In fact, why don't you just leave the matter as it is. I fear for my heart if it is in your hands. This is not something you should get involved lightly with but something you should think out. And quit bringing everything back to Axel. Not everything in my world revolves around that pyromaniac, no matter how much you wish it would.

Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Linkin Park In the End

maidofiron

Why are you doing this to me!? That guy could kill me with his bare hands and I haven't even had my nanites for very long! So now I'm supposed to explain to him and the Carrier that I'm me but I'm not me? How will that even work!? I understand you think you know what you're doing but please take into account that if something goes south here Pep won't stand a chance against him after he's done taking me apart. I don't care how much defensive capability that suit of hers has.

Just...you know. Don't get me killed.

Please?

rapturous

Honey, you've got the attention span of a gnat. You know what you wanna' write, so write it already. I swear to God, I'm pretty sure I can talk Dionysus into shit faster than I can get you to sit down an' work up a personality.

Not, mind, that I'm real excited about goin' to some spaceship where they give you fuckin' jumpsuits, but at least there'll be a familiar face. Not really sure they know what they're gettin' themselves into, putting me an' Jaye there together.

.. I don't wanna' hear nothing from you about me leadin' people on, either. It's not my fault they just take a look at the boobs and assume.

quicktoanger

So, mun. Look.

I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye. Usually, every time you've let me lean on this whole fourth-wall thing it's been to bicker or yell at you, and I realize it lends the impression that I'm always hostile.

But you're a freaking idiot.

[... Yes, spectacular change of form-]

Not done talking. Shut up. You're already struggling with two characters in one game. Now, Obi-Wan, he's Obi-Wan. He's patient. He'll wait around forever, meditate or do yoga or commune with the Force or whatever, that's fine.

Me, I have a problem with you half-assing us. And you have been, no denying it. Okay, sure. Fine. Everybody gets a rough patch now and then, but you should be letting yourself relax so you can get over it and get back into the swing of things.

What you absolutely, unequivocally, unambiguously and unquestionably should not be doing right now is hunting around for another freaking muse.

Seriously, man, when Harry Dresden is telling you that you're a mess, you're taking on too much, and you need to slow the hell down? Consider the source and listen.

Besides, if you did grab another muse it shouldn't be out of boredom. It should be because you really want to play that damn character, not because you want another character to play.

ETA: Nice job screwing the formatting, dumbass.

tothesnark

Alright. Look. It's like... 4 AM. I'm tired, you're tired, just put the app down and go to sleep. Don't you have finals soon, or something? I hear a lot of people sleep before those. Just a thought.

Yeah, okay, hypocrisy doesn't mean I'm wrong. Plus, let's just look at the reasons here? I think I come out a little bit ahead of you, little miss 'but I don't waaaaanna go to bed.'

No, the game isn't "perfect" because it's "actually horror". Being, y'know, a figment of your imagination and all, you know I see that tab, right? Ha ha! No. Really, extremely no.

alwaysmoving

Time. That's what I am. The ever moving, ever changing, ever...something else of Time. And you're wasting me with this journal and this post. Do you really think I'm going to let you do that? I am Time! You're wasting me!

Humans. How do you even exist?

((OOC: I apologise now for anything he might say. He's new and an OC and well, I'm just sorry.))

worsethanthat

Oh, great. Fantastic. Amazing.

I'll start renewing my life insurance now. Letting my corporate bacta sponsors know I might not be available to film next years HoloNet spots...?

Ah, of course -- you won't actually play me in a game, you'll just relegate me to memes and such. Yes, I should've expected that. After all, who cares about poor old Hobbie? Everyone would rather play Skywalker, or General Solo, or even Wes...

[sigh]

I'll wait here. You pick me up when you're ready.

terrorizingly

You dare to trap me in a land where mortals know not the name of the great master of all things evil?

Be grateful that it only means a new land to raise. To spread terror and pain upon all those that cross my path. All shall grovel at my feet in the new kingdom of agony, despair, and hell fire that I will create!

When I have feet.

Otherwise, you'd be hearing from my agent!

catouttahell

Wowzers, it's great to be out for once! When you said you were serious about trying this again, you weren't kidding. Though if I could offer some critique, I don't really see the point in all this canon reviewing and new fangled profiles if we're not actually going anywhere.

But, hey, that's all right, baby steps. We'll keep things simple and not even touch on this whole Avengers bruhahahaha. Whaddya think the chances are of us getting a Degenders movie?

As long as we keep the focus past certain personal history events. There are some parts of my life I don't need to see play out on the big screen.

cascades

( cut for spoilers )

shelteredelementalist

But-- That's---!

That's impossible!

sexydynamite

An alternate universe? My, I should be so lucky. Even with the more - unfortunate aspects - of my upbringing left intact....it's an honor to be selected.

Meeting the other fortunate young ladies (and gentlemen, perhaps) would be my pleasure.

[[ooc: canon is cutey honey flash]]

defacer

Really.

Really?

Really?

No, I mean, I get the "redemption" [Airquotes hers] thing, but this is way over the top.

Oh my god, this is like one of those anti-drug commercials the government puts out. "I tried heroin once. Now I'm stuck on a magical prison ship."

ditchedtheherogame

( Spoilers for Bloodlines )

deformed

You miss me? Well, I have a lot of experience with that feeling, so good luck. [ Shrugs, frowning to one side. ] You never actually say it, this is kind of a huge surprise to deal with. Thanks, I guess.

It's not like I'm the one who stopped talking to you.

scarabsuited

No, no. By all means, take all the time you need. It's not like I've been more-or-less actually dead for two-or-so weeks while the Scarab plays puppet-master or anything. No big deal. Perfectly okay with this.

Seriously. Who wouldn't enjoy it?

(That was sarcasm, by the way. All of that. You remember sarcasm, right? That thing I used to do before I got dead? Good times.)

master_of_the_game

( Possible Spoilers within )

ex_flyting687

I'll concede this once - an army of screaming young girls would be more terrifying than an army of cats. You may die in peace now.

Ah, and that wasn't a request.

holygunslinger

WHADDYA MEAN MY ENTIRE LIFE WAS A HIGHLY DETAILED DELUSION? That's one helluva game you found for me, mun! Makes me really happy that I stuck with you all this time, except the part where it's completely fucking ridiculous and I want to shoot you in the face!

My lord! I wish I knew what kind of drugs you have to be on to think anything about this is a good idea. It'd sure be handy to completely lose touch with reality once in a while.

twentypercentcooler

...I don't know, maybe it's time to fly off with the Wonderbolts?

not_a_farmer

So let me see if I understand this. You call me "stupid!Luke" on your plurky thing...but you then accidentally turn off the notify function on your account for my first post?

Even I know that's stupid.

savedtheworld

Hi. If anyone needs me... I'm here.

lexluxor

Maybe you should try and not miss your shows. You always feel like kicking yourself when it happens.

unstable

What--

[ Azula clicks her tongue against her teeth, narrowing her eyes. ]

I have little interest in being a part of a monstrosity such as that terrible world and being branded with a hideous tattoo. My body is a temple, yatta yatta. They're going to take my bending away and that is unacceptable, so if you must find another home for me take your desires elsewhere.

intercessions

Hey mun! So you wanna play me, too, huh? Balthier can't have all the fun.

Then, we'll have to start with a voice test, right? That doesn't sound so bad. I just hope it goes over well if you do what to play me at that place. It'll be fun, right? Guess you'll need to find a few more icons, too. I can help, if you need it!

Just don't get carried away or you'll regret it later; and you know that as well as me!

Yours,
Penelo

gwynn

I GET A FREAKING SWORD??

Okay I forgive you for um, the rest of it. YES! GIVE ME A SWORD! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN!

Oh my god I'm going to like, cut apples with it and shit. People are going to be all "man I can't get this bottle open" and I'll be all STEP BACK, CITIZEN and like CHOP THE TIP OF IT OFF WITH MY GIANT BADASS SWORD.

... what do you mean, you're having second thoughts? You can't just promise someone a sword and then cruelly rip it out of their hands!

likethecheshire

( mild spoilers in post. more in comments maybe? )

kd_0079

Just stop.

I don't want to go. You don't feel like writing.

Keeping me active will just be a pain in the ass for both of us. Quit now, kid.

doublesilenced

--hmpth! So you dare show your face to me again, low-born?! After all this time...

Don't expect to receive my forgiveness so readily! I don't enjoy being shoved aside! Ha-- And you even took me from that place where I could play my music freely!

Whenever that peasant wasn't interfering, that is...

So, what will you do to make it up to me? Hm?! I'm expecting more than a pathetic 'sorry'!

worst_mentor

( Definitely spoilers. )

bolinaround

Calm down would ya? Like I said! We'll totally be fine.

( SPOILERS kinda, and maybe in comments )

sonsomnia

The Spider-Man seems to be of very noble stock and good of heart.

[so maybe someone fell asleep after the trailers

maybe there is popcorn in his beard

do you really want to point that out to odin

really]

crossdown

I understand that you wish to bring me somewhere, and I'm grateful that you chose me over the Medici girl and that... nurse. But I don't have the time to bend to your whims and just drop everything to grow a pair of wings and be someone's plaything.

There's work to be done in the Canopy Kingdom, and the Skullgirl is running amok. Millions are in danger, and I won't have you worsen the situation with your games!

...

And I wish you would stop mentioning "sonic boobs" like it's supposed to stick! I swear... you're worse than Umbrella can be.

knowsaboutanger

Uh, so.

You really might want to rethink this. Not that I have anything about being "played", fun is fun and all that... but I'm kind of unlike anything you've ever tried before, and it shows.

Just because you've played them it doesn't make you ready to handle me, and one of us being a failure is more than enough.

[A pause as she pulls a strand of hair behind her ear, amused] Also? You're waaay too easily enabled.

Just a friendly advice.

blobsbff

Hey! Whaddya mean no one wants to see me around? Don't you know who I am, girlie? Unus the Untouchable, one of the first villains to stand up against the X-Men! 'Course I've got fans...

So, how about getting me in a game? This whole "limbo" thing is pretty boring, and I'm getting sick of the weirdos I gotta share this space with. And when I say "game," I don't mean that stinkin' rehab center in space. You know there ain't a prison around that can hold me.

pigtailsbutterflyknives

That was fun. Can we troll the 'Master of Darkness' again?

He's so whiny. Fuckin' pussy. Jesus. What a baby.

alittlebeast

( SPOILERS )

sisterutopia

Now look, while I really do appreciate you going to all this trouble again for my sake, I really think that you should reconsider some of your "plans". Even if you could find her somewhere, why would you ever think that I would want to speak to her again, or- or that I would even have anything to say to her to begin with!

What do you mean 'reconciliation'? No, I don't think that I need reconciliation! Everything's already over! Done! Nothing more to be said, so we can just let it go, right?

Why not see if Mister Sinclair is still out there, or maybe one of the sisters? Even...

[Sigh]

You aren't even listening anymore, are you? Worse than she is...

blankfacedpanda

[Despite the fact that he doesn't have a voice to test.

Peter the Panda is relatively patient, he's sure his mun will get tired of him very quickly.

Until then, he will stand here and be a panda.]

precede

Ah, fascinating. One thousand years and I've never seen this before.

Here I was about to go on a jolly trip with my rippah and you barge in to whisk me off to some castle in the sky. At least the company is shy of compelling. But I live by my own rules, and you, love, are interfering.

So go on, convince me. Give it all you've got, won't you, before my patience wears out.

wannafightnow

So, you wanna send me back, huh? Well, that's fine with me.

As long as I get to fight more people. Last time I was there, I fought almost no one.

It was a bit too boring.

womanwhobeatyou

Really dear, you knew this would happen. You get overexcited and agree to something rash, then get overwhelmed by how much you'd have to do to keep up and then get bored. Really, this is all clockwork for you. We both know you work better on the game than all this running about.

So how about instead of all this recrimination and blithering and trying to catch up, why don't you just focus on this little plot of ours. You do remember the one I'm talking about. The stolen artifact, the diamond necklace? Not to mention there should be a few... distractions once we've gotten what we want. And there's no place better for that than Las Vegas, is there?

Really dear, of course I'm going to use the knife. Just because you've forgotten doesn't mean I have. So do your research. I will not lose this game just because you can't be bothered to do a little creative misbehaving.

livinuptothename

Look, let's skip the mushy hi how are yous boy I sure didn't miss all the shit you put me throughs for right now and focus on something that's actually important for once.

I gotta stand by this. I'm a growing boy with needs that are not being met! Just because certain. People. Who shall remain nameless at this time. Refuse to move on and accept the ever changing views of science and math and the wide and vast circle of life dose not mean they have to drag the rest of us down with them.

If science says pizza is a vegetable, than clearly, I am being deprived one of my basic food groups and would also like to move that chilidogs be taken into consideration for further review as another very important dietary staple.

For the sake of science.

fairycircle

Okay, okay, I'm speaking up! I know we haven't known each other long, Mun, but I really hope you go through with this. Traveling around and not fighting would be best, but I think I could deal with anything, so long as I was with Asbel and Sophie. [Not that the others don't count, but Cheria, dealing with anything?]

What do you mean, Mun?

[Something about crawling out the Rockgagong's butt sound familiar?]

No! I can deal with anything except that ever happening again!

demon_of_mibu

You really can't seem to let me go, can you? After all this time.

If you're serious, prove it through your actions. I don't have time to waste on you if you're not prepared for that.

justliketheolddays

( Cut for wtf about Mass Effect 3's ending. )

Current Mood: exanimate

killed_the_king

What part of I am retired were we not clear about, exactly?

Fine, fine. Let's get this out of your system so we can get on with our lives.

I would like to know why you've insisted on latching onto me like a hyperactive puppy though. You've other muses in that head of yours. Ones that aren't old enough to be your grandfather, at that. Use them.

attichude

Piiiiiiii!

[ Complete with waving of the arms and everything, just waving around and around and around--and then pointing at the file which reads: Tags. ]

Piiiii! Pikapiiii! Piiiiiikapiiii! Pikapikapiiii!

[ GET OFF YOUR BUTT, Pikachu seems to be saying. And do work.

Mun is going to go and cover her head with a pillow. ] Piiiikapiii!

kforkickass

You see?

This is what happens when you let the cat out of the bag. It makes a toilet out of your rug, spreads the litter all over the kitchen floor, rubs on everything in sight, it invites its friends over for a little roll on the sofa, and before you know it your house qualifies as a toxic wasteland on 19 planets.

We do not let the people of Earth know about you-know-what. Do I make myself clear?

Thank you. Now let's get back to work, I've got a mess on my hands that I don't get paid nearly enough to clean up.

And I mean that literally. For future reference, you do not want to be in the vicinity of an imploding Ballchinian.

cruel_kindness

[Fluttercruel is softly rubbing her head and one of her eyes is closed shut.]

Bucking headache out of nowhere... It almost made 'Shy crash.

shadowlescent

I had a purpose, this frozen place is not the better choice.

noindoorvoice

( Irrelevant commentary but spoiler cut just in case. )

numbersnfigures

I've finally figured you out, mun.

[Really, Reid? It took you this long?]

All along you've said you have no propensity for sending me to games where I might be tortured, either physically or mentally. Your rationale for that has been that I've been tortured enough in my canon, I might as well be sent somewhere "nice" when I'm with you. You also don't like writing angst because there's enough of that in the "real world" and you come here to have fun. As far as running philosophies of most muns, that's downright revolutionary, or so you think.

You see, I've discovered what you do like, and that's awkwardness. Awkward social situations. It amuses you, which ties in nicely with the idea that you do this "for fun".

So now you want to send me, of all people, to a place where I'll be given a... w-wife and children, to live in some kind of Pleasantville, Stepford Wives... horror. The funny thing is that you don't see it as horror. You see it as hilarious.

I-If I ever do get... married, I'd obviously want it to be a woman I chose. Instead I'm getting assigned one. W-What if her traits and interests are not compatible with mine? If we're trying to raise children, it will do no good to neither us nor them if we're fighting all the time...

[He pauses because he knows exactly what that's like from the child's perspective.]

You're intent on putting me in awkward situations. Granted that intent is that I "grow" in them, but still. You fail to see how that's not very far off from the incarnations of me who are put in asylum, torture or all sex settings. It's simply a different kind of torture for your amusement.

bitethat

[If mun can focus on the app and not keep getting distracted...]

Really? Are you going to go through with it this time?

Yeeeeah, I'm not going to hold my breath. You've been saying that for like, over a month now. And then you get scared or distracted or whatever. Yeah, I see you have the app open, and you're going through old threads. But you haven't actually done anything yet.

Come on, even this tower place would be better than sitting around in your head doing nothing,

casanovakinneas

Let me get this straight...

You made an account here, SOLELY to play me on here, after not playing with me over a YEAR!.

...

You`re a strange puppet-master, no seriously, you are!

[Irvine stands there a bit curious of his new surroundings]

Alright, if you`re gonna put me somewhere, let`s go...there`s a brand new multi-verse full of women, who are waiting to be greeted by, yours truly.

- I.K

P.S: Excellent choice on the username, by the way.

sistergrimm

Look at your tags - what are you doing? Just accept the fact that everyone is obsessed with the Avengers, and a Runaways is not going to happen. Why are you making a version of how you think movie me would be? Isn't there not being a movie a good thing, I thought you started to hate the comics...

And okay, I'm still not going to be Captain America or Iron Man's biggest fan but that doesn't automatically make me a Loki fangirl. He's a villian, don't you get that. Even though he's got a great wardrobe he's still the bad guy, so stop fangirling!

...you're an adult! Don't you have something better to do?

thehangedrose

You're thinking of putting me somewhere, mun? Well...that's nice, I guess...as long as it doesn't have moving mannequins or paintings or those dolls, I think I'll be fine. It'll be a little strange without Ib, though...

But why do you want me to have the rose again? I mean, I understand that the castle requires a "loss" of some sort...but do you really think that making me worry over something like that again because of how dangerous it might be is a good idea? No offense, really...I just don't want to be spending time being concerned over something like that...

Just...think about it, mun. If you don't mind...

terrair

Alright other beautiful woman! I'm here now, so this is my space. But I still need some of my beautiful woman's hair.

Let's make this happen!

wellspoken

( cut for homestuck font )

notbocceball

My dear lo'taur,

This grows tiresome. Either allow me to continue with my plan or move forward on yours. As you recall, I am more than capable of causing quite a fair bit of damage where you have left me. It would be unwise to keep me here.

You who would play willing host to your God. Destroyed for your indecision. Rather fitting, don't you think?

losthorn

I feel I am strong enough to take on whatever challenges lie ahead.

~~Though I wish~~ No. I need to do this on my own. I can't rely on others for everything.

I... will be all right, mun. Really.

nineminuteslost

Well, it's about time. Com'on - you know my history like the back of your hand. It shouldn't be that difficult to spit out on the page. [watches mun reach for the episode guide again] Look, I know you're a perfectionist and all but this is annoying. Just write the damn thing.

And what's this thing? App This Please? You mean, you're looking to get me some more castmates? Hmm. This could work out after all. But not until you actually finish this application thing. Move, woman - chop, chop!

forestsage

[A song can be heard echoing though the comm. The melody was friendly, familiar to some and inviting to others.]

[This is the first time in a long time she's been let out, playing this one just feels right for the occasion.]

lieutenantdante

Can't wait to see if you actually try to pull this off in any of these "games."

Theories'll only get you so far, and you don't have much by the way of actual facts.

Let me know how you do.

Not expecting much.

wedonot

It has been a while, hasn't it? I certainly appreciate you taking the time to look things over again, instead of just rushing back in.

But before you get too ahead of yourself, there are a few things I'd appreciate you at least attempting to resolve. I know you've been a bit distracted with some of your other characters, but now that you've got some time, going back to finish up a few things can't do any harm.

And while I'm not quite sure how practical a flying wheelchair would be, I'm sure there are far worse projects for Tony to be devoting himself to. I'm just pleased you've managed to find an inmate again after all this time. I'm sure Mr. Stark and I will have a lot to discuss over the next few weeks.

vor

[We come in on the middle of a conversation between an irritated Emperor and his mun.]

You wouldn't want Miles in an enclosed space of any size either. [A pause as he listens to the argument that Luceti is deceptively large.] In case you failed to notice [although he can't imagine how this is possible], a planet has failed to contain Miles. It is making it increasingly difficult to quell rumors of treason, or at least track down where they're all coming from. Fortunately, that's not my job.

Ivan, on the other hand, would enjoy the excuse not to work. [A thoughtful pause.] And the free bar.

oww_myhead

Hey. Hey no, remember, we retired? And I went on to superhero afterlife. Stuff happened! Sure, maybe I miss some people maybe a lot and stuff and yeah but c'mon, this means I have to deal with people like, oh I don't know, the Riddler again.

And we all know how much I loooove Eddiekins. Which is a negative amount, by the way.

Let's think about this! What's that place need me for, besides a couple of laughs? I'm sure there are plenty of humor-infused individuals at the City that can fulfill this roll without my presence perfectly fine. Look, even Jaime is still there! He's got this!

...While we were having this very one-sided argument, you went and did it anyway. That's great. That's just freakin' great, now we're committed.

Sigh. Maybe I can just quietly sneak in and pretend I forgot everything. Like you'll let me do that.

goodsoldier

catslooklikeme

Heh, didn't take you long to miss me, did it? Can't say I'm surprised in the least.

Alright, you get to work. Right now. None of your usual procrastinating, woman. No, NO. Get away from Youtube. Stop playing with your sibling's mutt. WORK.

You're hopeless. You realize I'm going to badger you relentlessly until you finish this, right?

Atta girl.

Get cracking.

lovemesomepie

So, you're thinking of playing me.

Funny.

Let's cut to the chase: you and I both know you're not gonna get very far.

Hell yeah I'm better than that stick in the mud! But face it - you're gonna leave me by the wayside sooner or later.

Sammy and I got work to do. Stay outta our way.

aska_maer

Dear Writer... that sounds awfully stuffy. I can't address you in that way.

Let's cut to the chase. Why am I here, exactly? Am I an OC, a minor goddess or a combination thereof? Potential threaders like to know whether or not you fit into their canons. Who do you wish to play me against, ordinary folk or supernatural beings? I can be open-minded, there don't have to be absolutes but you're just being indecisive.

It looks like you may need some time to riddle all this out.

Regards
Mia

Current Location: OTA

nonchere

What are you trying to do? You and I both know that you're in no condition to do anything right now. Try getting a full night's worth of sleep, then we'll talk. You won't get over this cold if you don't take time for yourself.

And before you insist upon calling me a hypocrite, even the best of us need to rest sometimes.

imjustpretty

Here we go again, eh? Moment you dropped me, I'm on the shelf, but now you wanna relive your glory days, I'm being dragged out again. Classy, lady, very classy.

Oh, come on. Don't gimme that about me being a "game character" or some bullshit. You're fine playing all the other guys and gals without putting them in a game. Why's it different for me?

That's clever. That's very clever. I need a structure, do I? I'll show you structure. I swear, if you put me on another boat with a bunch of criminal maniacs, I'm going on a hunger strike. I mean it. You just watch me.

I think we have issues.

Jun. 2nd, 2012

Jun. 2nd, 2012

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