odin on avengers

[sonsomnia]

The Spider-Man seems to be of very noble stock and good of heart.

[so maybe someone fell asleep after the trailers

maybe there is popcorn in his beard

do you really want to point that out to odin

really]

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[thelittleprince]

You were snoring in the theater.

People threw popcorn at us.

[ 8| ]

[sonsomnia]

[DO YOU THINK HE CARES YOU LITTLE SHIT]

I do not snore.

[thelittleprince]

[ This is why no one wants to go to the movies with you. Everyone likes Frigga more. ]

Wheezed.

[sonsomnia]

[Odin likes Frigga, do you want to hear about it?]

Perhaps they were throwing it because you insist on eating Junior Mints each time, even though they give you the most terrible gas.

[dottir]

Might I recommend the Midgardian beverage called coffee? I believe you would find its effects of benefit. ( snore through her almost greatest moment. typical. )

[sonsomnia]

We have coffee now, but the theaters do not sell it, nor do they allow it to enter.

[dottir]

Yet they allow the infirm to use their cinema as a boarding house.

[sonsomnia]

And they allow villainy to be glorified.

Hello, Loki.

[matter_of_pride]

[Oh hello there other me. He's actually seen the movie, but he's thinking that you had the better idea. Because he cannot unsee it now. :|]

He does indeed seem to be so.

[sonsomnia]

[Oh, he saw it. Didn't you see the two ravens by the mountain with their sons bickering? We're the Allfather, other me, we don't need no fucking IMAX we got Huginn and Muninn.]

Well met, Allfather. I assume, at least.

[fotlenke]

[Heyyyy Odin. Look who it is. And she's carrying your baby grandson in the crook her arms!]

A little too Chuck Norris for my tastes.

[Little Vali garbles in agreement.]

[sonsomnia]

[Wait why does it have two legs

four legs good eight legs better

try harder, Sigyn, more legs this time]

Who?

[fotlenke]

A strange little man of Midgard. I had heard the statement.

[he's of a light blueish hue and can freeze you when he sneezes.]

[flaerd]

I do believe there was no spiderman, All-Father.

[sonsomnia]

He was before the movie, my son.

[flaerd]

[ That earns a nice careful inhale. What are you even trying to do, Odin. Surely you knew all along. ] Your son. Old age truly catches up on even the greatest.

[sistergrimm]

[ nico raises her eyebrows at the popcorn but she can't help but agree probably because spider-man isn't an adult, and adults are not to be trusted. she's not sure where you fit in on this odin. she'd also like to know where the hell the runaways movie is kthx ]

I liked the trailer, more than the actual movie.

[tofuinthesky]

[karolina wants some popcorn but she's pretty sure none of this theater's stuff is vegan friendly. also karolina wants to know the same thing.]

I liked the end credits. Isn't this the stuff we see in real life anyway? Adults seeing who can hit each other harder?

omg karolina!

[sistergrimm]

I wonder if there are any good Shawarma places in LA? [ she smiles and then sighs. ] And it almost killed them... For the best the world has to offer, they've got a lot to learn.

Aw Shucks /scuffs floor

[the_amazing]

[Okay, so he's a little in awe. I mean, meeting Thor is one thing, but Thor's dad?]

Thank you, sir.

[Ignoring stray popcorn as hard as he can. Compliments are a rare thing for this guy!]

:')

[sonsomnia]

[Shush, Peter Parker. You're cool.]

I am glad your weakness is not small knives.

:3

[the_amazing]

[Someone thinks he's cool! You don't see him fistpumping right now, Mr. Allfather. You don't see a thing.]

Heh, me too. Worst weakness ever, right?

[Silence. Oh crap, what is he supposed to say to a god. You don't small-talk about the weather with a god!]

Um... Your son did a good job. In the movie. Thor, I mean. Not Lo-

[Don't talk about Loki that's most definitely a sore subject oh crap Spider-Man he's gonna smite you so hard panic panic panic]

[aburdenglorious]

[He shouldn't even--]

[Ugh. How embarrassing.]

[Motioning to the popcorn.]

Quite a mess you've made, All Father.

[sonsomnia]

[Shut your mouth you little shit! You're embarrassing!]

How do you mean?

[aburdenglorious]

The popped corn, All Father. You've spilled it.