twoheadsofcabbage: (Your argument is invalid.)
[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
[Two-headed Johnny Knoxville. Looking as scruffy and weasel-y as ever. Scrad, the traditionally attached head smirks as he says:]

Awwwww. You missed us.

[Charlie, the smaller, arguably weirder head growing out of his back quips:]

Yeah, don't try an' look at us like we'd know why anybody'd do that, 'cause we? Don't, lady.

[To which Scrad agrees, with something between amusement and pity:]

Noooooooooot a clue.
newhotness: (this is beginning to get worrisome)
[personal profile] newhotness
Y'know, you could spend a little less time worrying and a little more time not acting like a scared gradeschool kid. I mean damn, girl, you got nothin' to be afraid of. I'm the agent, I deal with the big scary aliens and do all the hard parts. All you do is write it down.

And stop the whining about getting me wrong. You're either gonna get it or you won't. Keep up the "oh but what if I make mistakes" boo-hooing and I know a certain senior agent who'll be wearing your ass for a shoe. Nothin's gone wrong yet so you can quit working yourself up over what'll happen when it does.

Just get me on out there, all right? Field agent means agent who goes out in the field. Staying inside with muns is not what I do. Got it?
neuralyzer: (Default)
[personal profile] neuralyzer
Alright kid, here's the deal. You keep walking on your way without looking at comms, and I'll make sure to stop thinking which weapon I'll be using on you.

Your choice.
thenewhotness: (Are you high?)
[personal profile] thenewhotness
You can not be serious.

Alright. So, just because you're bored and can't sleep one night, you think you gonna stick me in your head and mess with me for your freaky-ass entertainment and all that?

I don't need this, man, I got a world to save and a beat up old man to babysit. Why don't you go play with your Jedi or something and let me get back to work?

... Yeah, somehow I didn't think it was gonna be that easy.

Come on, man, you could at least give me back my damn neuralyzer and come up with some decent icons for me. This is just embarrassing.
newpaygrade: (✱ and I'm not your brah)
[personal profile] newpaygrade
Oh, I see what you're going for. This is like a little test drive or something, right? First off, step back, girl. You're crowding me. Second, how about sprucing up this journal-- something slick, but professional. That's what you're going for, isn't it?

Hey, hey! It's a suggestion. You just need to let go and let this eagle soar. Do his thing.

I mean, you probably have some good judgement in there, because your taste in men is pretty damn solid.

Just sayin'.
kforkickass: (/:|)
[personal profile] kforkickass
You see?

This is what happens when you let the cat out of the bag. It makes a toilet out of your rug, spreads the litter all over the kitchen floor, rubs on everything in sight, it invites its friends over for a little roll on the sofa, and before you know it your house qualifies as a toxic wasteland on 19 planets.

We do not let the people of Earth know about you-know-what. Do I make myself clear?

Thank you. Now let's get back to work, I've got a mess on my hands that I don't get paid nearly enough to clean up.

And I mean that literally. For future reference, you do not want to be in the vicinity of an imploding Ballchinian.
rainin_blk_ppl: (You need pie)
[personal profile] rainin_blk_ppl
The hell you mean you gonna "dust me off?" Girl you make it sound like you gonna yank my ass outta the attic an' prop me up like some damn Christmas decoration or somethin'.

Jus' sit back, relax, maybe have a drink or eat some'a that chocolate you got layin' 'round... I got this. Naw, naw, don't you worry 'bout me. I'm a'ite. That's how I roll, remember? Get beat down, get right back up an' keep on goin'. This? This is nothin'.

'sides... I got bigger an' better things to look forward to, don'tcha think?

((ooc: I'll try to avoid spoilers for MIIIB but warning just in case :D))
olbustedhotness: (not hosting an intergalactic kegger)
[personal profile] olbustedhotness
Young lady. Would. You. Please. Stop saying that you "cannot hold all of your feels." Not only is it grammatically incorrect, but it's just ridiculous. You can hold 'em just fine, and for that matter, you don't even know what it MEANS to hold on to feelings.

You think you've got it rough havin' to hold on to this until your partner-in-crime sees this all go down?

Try holdin' on to it for forty years.

There, I said it. And you know how much I hate pullin' rank. [sigh] And if you really think I'm gonna talk to Jay about all this even once he knows, maybe you better look at that personality section you're writin' again. Think you might'a missed somethin'.

The really important things ain't the ones that get talked about, sunshine, they are the ones that get lived. Save your breath for breathin'.

((OOC: Attempting to avoid spoiling people who haven't seen MIIIB. If people want to discuss things, Kay WILL be vague as hell or clam up about it. Because that's how he rolls.))
gottaseethemall: (Default)
[personal profile] gottaseethemall
So this is one is the one where you make the account before finding more icons? I'm not sure if I like it.

[He tilts his head and stares ahead, lost in thought.]


...Has anybody sung "Wannabe" in the shower today?

[This is very important information OKAY.]
twoheadsofcabbage: (Important!)
[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
But...but...but our shows are on! Yeah, okay, there's always TiVo, and, sure, we have aleady downloaded half of them illegally from the internet. But that's not the same. Plus the commercials are the best part. How else are we supposed to know what we want to buy?

Yeah, yeah. We know the drill. You say jump, we get confused, you break one of our noses, right?

Not it. Not- crap.
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - i hate mondays)
[personal profile] most_feared
I guess you're on the look-out for games again. You know that I don't mind being in more than one place, but I'd rather it be somewhere I could keep the suit. And won't have Kolchak as a roommate like in that random pocket dimension.

...Yeah, I know I kinda got along with him but he was a whole lotta trouble.

You should take what you can get. If you're expecting me to do all this work, I expect you to find me another inmate, get me in contact with Jay, and make sure Narvin gets his goddamn regenerations back because if anyone needs 'em, it's him.

And just so you know, I'm not lookin' forward to what's about to happen. I find it a little troubling that you were.

Agent K