Canon is Wristcutters: A Love Story, mun is eyeing lastvoyages

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Really.

Really?

Really?

No, I mean, I get the "redemption" [Airquotes hers] thing, but this is way over the top.

Oh my god, this is like one of those anti-drug commercials the government puts out. "I tried heroin once. Now I'm stuck on a magical prison ship."

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[yeahscience]

Yo, tell me about it.

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Well, at least I'm not alone.

[It's the little things, you know?

She gives him something that might be a sympathetic look as she lights a cigarette.]

So, what, you off accidentally too? Or is it just a whole "you're a terrible person, let's fuck with you " thing?

[yeahscience]

Pretty much the second one.

[He raises his smoke to her, because he's pretty much always got one these days.]

Heads up, too: if you do come out here, be prepared to dry out, because the black market sucks, and these assholes do not get it.

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[She lights his while she answers.]

No, I'm clean now. Once something kills you, it kinda kills, you know, the desire to ever see it again.

[And anyway, the suicide afterlife idea of drugs is weak. But what else is new?]

[yeahscience]

[He raises it again in thanks, drags deep.]

Yeah? I guess that only works if it's the shit that actually ends it for you.

Trust me, though, it's better that way.

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Oh. My god. That sounds like the best anti-drug commercial... in the history of forever. [She knows that was not the point. But Claudia doesn't care.] And as a current occupant of said magical prison ship, [though a warden, not an inmate] I'm betting it would also be pretty effective.