Even the Muse knows the Mun is an idiot

[not_a_farmer]

So let me see if I understand this. You call me "stupid!Luke" on your plurky thing...but you then accidentally turn off the notify function on your account for my first post?

Even I know that's stupid.

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[not_a_farmer]

Um...I guess?

Have we met?

[not_a_farmer]

What's digital matter?

[not_a_farmer]

Gee, I've never heard of that before.

[not_a_farmer]

Me? My adventures? Listen, I think you have the wrong person.

[not_a_farmer]

Why does everyone keep bringing up my father? I already know he was a Jedi and that--

Toys?

[not_a_farmer]

...

[not_a_farmer]

N-no. That's impossible!

[charring]

[No comment. Just a ton of laughing from the pyrokinetic.]

[not_a_farmer]

[Luke makes an indignant noise but then...oh...pretty lady...]

[charring]

I wasn't laughing at you, so you know. My muns done the same thing your mun has. Twice, I think. That's what I find funny. [Big, reassuring grin.] Hi. I'm Charlie.

[not_a_farmer]

H-hi, Charlie. I'm Luke Skywalker.

[charring]

[She knows but eh. It's freaky when random people just know stuff about you, isn't it?] Nice to meet you. I hope your mun has better luck in the future.

[not_a_farmer]

[Forgive him, he's a derp.]

In the future. Heh.

[charring]

[Oh, gosh. Sadly enough that's Charlie's weakness.] Did she find a place to send you, yet?

[not_a_farmer]

Place to send...

[Snap out of it, Skywalker.]

Uh, no. I mean, she's always flirting around with this city of sin place but...uh...I don't think she's gonna pull the trigger.

[charring]

City of Sin? [Oh, damn. Charlie knows that look on her muns face. She wants her mun to work on one app at a time. Not a ton.]

[not_a_farmer]

Um...I think it's called Bete Noire or something.

Funny name.

[charring]

Well, I hope it's better than where she has me. And is considering sending me.

[not_a_farmer]

Where's that?

[charring]

In a city with no name, filled with curses that don't make any sense.

[not_a_farmer]

Curses? What does that mean?

[charring]

In this instance, it means somethings changed somehow in a way that people can't explain. People's personalities. Memories. People in general. The place we're in has changed a few times, too. It doesn't last long. Usually a day or two. Most of the time.

[not_a_farmer]

That sounds confusing. How do you keep it all straight in your head?

[charring]

Personally, I keep a journal. And I have people to talk to about the curses. That seems to help.

[not_a_farmer]

Oh.

Well, I really shouldn't be going to one of those places anyway. I have my orders. I'm supposed to be shipping out for Hoth.

[charring]

Usually places like mine have a weird...thing they do with time. It holds still where you're from, despite how long you spend where you are. You'll most likely still make it to Hoth.

[not_a_farmer]

Really? Oh, well that's a relief! There are so many people counting on me. And I don't want to let her...er...them down.

[charring]

You don't seem like the type to let anyone down for any reason. I'm sure you'll be fine, Luke.

[not_a_farmer]

Gee...thanks! You sure are nice.

[charring]

[Blushing.] Thank you.