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[tothesnark]

Alright. Look. It's like... 4 AM. I'm tired, you're tired, just put the app down and go to sleep. Don't you have finals soon, or something? I hear a lot of people sleep before those. Just a thought.

Yeah, okay, hypocrisy doesn't mean I'm wrong. Plus, let's just look at the reasons here? I think I come out a little bit ahead of you, little miss 'but I don't waaaaanna go to bed.'

No, the game isn't "perfect" because it's "actually horror". Being, y'know, a figment of your imagination and all, you know I see that tab, right? Ha ha! No. Really, extremely no.

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[slendy_ohcrap]

[Well, this was certainly a familiar person. Slenderman observed Tim from a distance.]

[tothesnark]

Ohhhhhh no. No no nope. I am way too medicated for this to be happening.

[In, out, in out, deep breaths. What'd the counselor say to do? Come on, Tim. He's shaking like crazy. The cough's starting up.]

Just my brain playing tricks on me. [Wheeze.] Nothing's really there, you're just... completely crazy.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman slides forward, flipping its head side to side.]

[tothesnark]

[Tim... Tim just runs. He knows it's just misplaced wires or unbalanced chemicals somewhere in his brain chemistry, but like fuck he's indulging them. He books it the opposite direction, holding his chest in an attempt to stop the fit of hacking.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman teleports right in front of him, flailing its tentacles aggressively.]

[tothesnark]

[Tim drops to his knees, a hand going up to his mouth and coming away bloody. His breath is staggered and wheezing -- he can barely manage.] Leave me alone. Just leave me alone!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman pointed his tentacles to Tim's forehead, filling his mind with images of other Slenderman webseries, ending with a jumpscream of Tim as Masky having tentacles come out of every orifice.

And bam, Slenderman is bye-bye!]

[tothesnark]

[ABLBLRLKRBBGGLBLBLRKRLKB

UNFICTION FORUMS POST A THREAD TO SPECULATE THAT TIM IS SLENDERMAN AND BRIAN IS ALSO SLENDERMAN]

[tothesnark]

And you aaaare... states things I already knew, of the asshole universe?

[tothesnark]

... okay, cool? I'm not really sure what you're... expecting as a response, here.

[tothesnark]

Fantastic, more people observing things. Yes, great, now what's your next deduction, Sherlock? 'You are a man who has grown impressive sideburns'? Shocking relevations are just all over this thread!

[tothesnark]

Yeah, sure is, chief. Before you go like, googling it right now, I don't really care.

[tothesnark]

Slenderfandom, remember? You're going to have to try a lot harder than that with the weird speculative BS.

People are not aware of Digimon?

[tothesnark]

Okay. Whatever. Didn't know it was storytime. [rood]

[tothesnark]

Definitely. Here I am, to save all the Digimon. That's Tim, Digimon superhero.

You sure you didn't just want to tell me about the porn?

[tothesnark]

Seen it.

Are we just going to sit around and trade porn now? I mean, you're an OC, so that's a little tougher, but I could ask my mun to whip something up.

Shit yeah, Tim!

[holygunslinger]

You honestly think mundanes listen? That's actually kind of sweet for how naive it is!

Aw yeah giiiiirl.

[tothesnark]

Well, she went to sleep, so that's one... sort-of victory, right?

It occurred to me earlier that if there was an animu-style Tim, he'd look like Wolfwood here.

[holygunslinger]

Take the points where you can get 'em, my friend, because when it comes down to brass tacks, you'll be wishing your mun listened to you about stuff that matters in your personal affairs. They're pretty sadistic, you know.

_{[Wolfwood lights up a cigarette and offers one to Tim.]}

But it seems as though you've already got the 'living hell' thing covered, where you're from, from what my mun's let me know.

[tothesnark]

[Yes please. Tim takes it.]

Yeah, if any two words were going to describe my life, it would probably be 'living hell'.

Haha, yeah, sadistic. She has some complete freaks in here. This one glasses guy keeps like, trying to lick me, or something, I don't know what he thinks he's doing.

[holygunslinger]

_{[offers a light as well because what the hell good will it do you unlit?]}

That's sorta creepy. All I've got to deal with is some dweeby kid who talks about aliens all the time, and a big redheaded moron. But hell, it's at least down from last year. Way down.

_[Shrug] But I figure if you're used to hell, there's not much it can throw at you that you can't handle after a while. In time, you get used to hellfire.

[tothesnark]

Yeah, well, Slenderfan mun, not really a whole lot I can do to avoid the creepy. I mean... I guess I count as one, sort of? I'm not even thinking about how that's going to work.

Y'know, talking about aliens sounds like a breath of fresh air right about now, honestly.

[holygunslinger]

Dual lives suck no matter how you write it down. On paper, in practice, it's all the same. Sucky as far as the eye can see.

It gets old after a while, to be honest with you. I'm pretty sure the kid's cracked. Seems bright enough, you know? Just not all there.