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[starknaked]

Let's start with the simplest word.

NO.


No more pictures that involve me leashing the wannabe god.

No being sent anywhere without Pepper.

No expecting me to be happy about your insane notions of entertainment.

No crying. That means you. How can you cry every time you watch it? Spoiler alert: The ending doesn't change.

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I should not be allowed up this late.

[has_an_army]

Wannabe? I am a God.


...and I would never allow myself to be leashed.

[starknaked]

So you tell, well, everyone.

Just muzzled. Good to know.

[has_an_army]

Better then having my lips sewn shut.

[themanoutoftime]

There's no reason to speak so harshly, Tony.

[starknaked]

Harsh? What was harsh? Not a single curse word. Not even a gosh, Cap.

[themanoutoftime]

You were very negative. It can be construed as harsh.

[starknaked]

... So can correcting a man that might be going to live inside a moon but you don't mind doing it.

[themanoutoftime]

You're going to live inside of a moon?

[starknaked]

If she gets my way. I'm hoping the desire passes with enough time.

[themanoutoftime]

Huh.


Which moon?

[starknaked]

Not ours. Stop looking so amused.

[savedhisheart]

Wha... Now hold on Tony.

Someone has to stay put and run the company while you're playing hero. [Only because ugh, half the places her mun's thinking of sending her to are horror games and yeah, let's not go here.]

[starknaked]

This has less to do with being a hero... [Really? Playing?] And everything to do with being snatched by aliens, basically.

[savedhisheart]

[Yes playing, just never said it was a bad game] Aliens? You've dealt with those before though. You'd think your Mun would be more creative than that.

[starknaked]

Are you trying to encourage my torment and humiliation?

[savedhisheart]

I would never try to add to your publicity, you do enough of that on your own Tony.

[starknaked]

Exactly. You're job is to try and fix it afterwards.

[savedhisheart]

See, just making sure to keep my job after all.

[starkgirlfriday]

I never thought I'd see the day...

[starknaked]

The day I said no? I tell a lot of people no. Just not you. How could I say now to that face?

[starkgirlfriday]

The day you say no to a trip somewhere you don't have to worry about the company or the real world consequences.

I'm very proud of you.

[starknaked]

Don't be. No you. No lab. No accolades that I'm aware of. No way back.

Not exactly a vacation.

[starkgirlfriday]

Not something you wouldn't be able to cope with either.

[starknaked]

I can cope with anything, Ms Potts, as you are well aware. That doesn't mean I want to.

[starkgirlfriday]

We can't always get what we want, especially with these writer running around organising our lives for us.