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MUAHAHAHAHAHA! TREMBLE IN FEAR MORTALS FOR THE END OF YOUR DAYS ON THIS EARTH DRAW TO A RAPID CLOSE! I, MURRAY, THE POWERFUL DEMONIC SKULL HAVE POSSESSED THIS PATHETIC TYPIST AND NOW THAT I HAVE ENSLAVED THIS BODY, I SHALL WREAK HAVOC, UNLEASHING MY EVIL PLANS UPON YOU AND--

No, I don't want you to type that. I want you to stride, STRIDE BOLDLY INTO THE NIGHT WEILDING YOUR --

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WEILDING YOUR POWERFUL DEMONIC UMBRELLA OF DOOM AND ENSLAVING THE MASSES TO DO MY WILL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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EVIL DOES NOT CARE FOR SCHOOL NIGHTS, FOOLISH MORTAL! EVIL -- well fine, if you're going to be like that about it. SLEEP WELL, PITIFUL MORTAL FOOLS! THIS NIGHT WILL BE YOUR LAST! MUAHAHAHAHA!

youfightlikeacow

You know, you'd think ridding the seas of the Ghost Pirate LeChuck and saving the Governor would be enough to make one a Mighty Pirate™.

Not that I'm not a Mighty Pirate, I know I am, it's just that everyone else doesn't seem to have got the message.

Well, I hope at least your on my side, Mun-person.

Not that I need reassurance or anything, of course not.

It'd be nice to hear some though...if...you know, you feel like saying it.

Current Mood: anxious
Current Location: Deep in the Carribean

evilneedsnoarms

Avast, ye fleshbags!

It is I, Murray, the all-powerful demonic skull!

Whoever fixed me to this community and then ran away giggling like a coward will rue the day they messed with me! I will not rest until their innards are spilled clear to that abomination that they call the Living Journal! When I'm through with them, their disjointed moans for mercy will make You Tubing comments look like masterful work!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

a_pirate_meant_to_be

No, I'm not doing it. It's ridiculous!

[...]

Looks, there's a lot more to piracy than that. There's a number of unique sociopolicial factors which explain the development of the practice, not to mention a unique structure of governance and a vibrant culture of --

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I'm telling you, I'm not gonna -- you're not going to leave me alone until I do it, are you?

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*sigh*

...Arrrrrr mateys.

If anybody be wanting me, I be going to erode my insides with grog now.

terrorizingly

You dare to trap me in a land where mortals know not the name of the great master of all things evil?

Be grateful that it only means a new land to raise. To spread terror and pain upon all those that cross my path. All shall grovel at my feet in the new kingdom of agony, despair, and hell fire that I will create!

When I have feet.

Otherwise, you'd be hearing from my agent!

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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