Jay, you are so late to this topic it's not even relevant.

[livinuptothename]

Look, let's skip the mushy hi how are yous boy I sure didn't miss all the shit you put me throughs for right now and  focus on something that's actually important for once.

I gotta stand by this. I'm a growing boy with needs that are not being met!  Just because certain.  People.  Who shall remain nameless at this time.  Refuse to move on and accept the ever changing views of science and math and the wide and vast circle of life dose not mean they have to drag the rest of us down with them.

If science says pizza is a vegetable, than clearly, I am being deprived one of my basic food groups and would also like to move that chilidogs be taken into consideration for further review as another very important dietary staple.  

For the sake of science. 

Comments

Food is always relevant

[wallyvswalls]

I would be willing to test the nutritional properties of pizza and chilidogs. For science.

Especially to teenage boys.

[livinuptothename]

Sure. I mean, it's science! We gotta have like multiple people taking the same test to achieve the most scientifically sound results.

[ If he says science enough, it will totally add legitimacy. Totally. ]

[wallyvswalls]

Don't forget that we have to repeat the test several times, to make our results sound.

[livinuptothename]

I'm thinking several trial runs over the course of a month.

Give or take.

[wallyvswalls]

I could get on board with that.

While we're at it, maybe we should test burgers. I mean, it's kind of the half-brother of the chilidog.

[livinuptothename]

Hey, that's a pretty good point. Maybe we should make a list.

[wallyvswalls]

If we're going to do it, might as well do it right.

I say potato chips go on the list. My mom will not listen to me when I say that they count as a vegetable.

[livinuptothename]

That's crazy! They got the word "potato" right in the name.

Milkshakes too. I know we got cheese on the pizza and burgers, but ya really can't forget your dairy.

[wallyvswalls]

I know, right? But she says that they're fried, so all of the healthy qualities are cancelled out.

Definitely. We're growing boys; we need our dairy. I say we add chili fries to the list. It's got potato, beans, and dairy. Gotta be healthy.

[livinuptothename]

Chili fries are like the entire food pyramid combined. Clearly the healthiest option.

[wallyvswalls]

I like the way you think.

[Finally, someone who gets Wally's outlook on food. ;;]

[alittlebeast]

Depending on the toppings, pizza is several vegetables.

And dairy.

And wheat.

Aw, I remember this fanbaby!

[livinuptothename]

See? It's even healthier than initial research shows.

Yay~ I think I remember you ♥

[alittlebeast]

[She giggles and nods.] Either way, I think the amount of carbs in it is pretty good for highly active boys, especially acrobatic nighttime superheroes.

[livinuptothename]

It's like I'm saying, it's a downright conspiracy to just label these foods as unhealthy and be done with it!

[alittlebeast]

Information wants to be free! Up with pizza! Down with the man!

[She gives a little giggle.] Other than pizza's status in the food pyramid, how are you?

[bodilesswarrior]

You tried that on Alfred yet?

[livinuptothename]

I might be building up to it.

[bodilesswarrior]

I'd plan my move carefully. Maybe get Nightwing in on it.

Or you could just make him buy you the pizza.

[livinuptothename]

Yeah, for instant satisfaction, maybe, but I'm in this to win, Babbsie. I mean I can't rely on Dick to be my main supplier of vegetables, can I?

[bodilesswarrior]

You're thinking long-term here, I like it.

Bruce might be an easier sell than Alfred. You could try to get him on board first.

[livinuptothename]

Good plan. The Boss-man is pretty into that eating healthy jazz to begin with. No wonder they put you in charge of everything.

[evenrobin]

You know what you're going to get, right?

Veggie pizza.

[livinuptothename]

Erk!

Okay. That's okay. I'm willing to take this on for the sake of kids everywhere.

[evenrobin]

[She shakes her head, clamping a hand to her chest.] A braver man there never was.

[livinuptothename]

Ya can't start a revolution without making a few sacrifices.

[evenrobin]

Maybe he'll be merciful and put extra cheese on the broccoli.

[livinuptothename]

Man, I hope so. Whoever heard of broccoli on pizza anyway? That's like sacrilege.

[flyingg]

.. somebody is depriving you of pizza?

[livinuptothename]

Somebody is depriving me of having a daily dose of my vitamins and minerals!

[arach_nerd]

Congress says pizza is a vegetable. And Congress is so scientifically backward I'm surprised they haven't spontaneously developed sloped foreheads

[livinuptothename]

Yeah, well, maybe this one time they don't have it so backwards!

[batmansphoenix]

Cute.

[livinuptothename]

Hey, I'm looking out for the future generation.