the world's tiniest violin.

[goodsoldier]

Comments

[thesavagehawkdude]

I see you have issues with your mun?

[goodsoldier]

Nah, I just like to harass her every now and then.

[thesavagehawkdude]

I see.

[sixthanimorph]

You didn't even pack her bags? Weak.

[flyingg]

Question may be, what do you want to do. Among all of the options your mun hasn't been doing.

[goodsoldier]

Mostly I just wanted to give her shit. Mission accomplished.

Also, since you responded, I'm going to presume no matter what you say that I've successfully guilted you as well. Mission doubly accomplished.

[flyingg]

Gee, thanks, so nice to know you're thinking of me. Really, how often has it happened that you leave a calling card and I don't show up?

It's not necessarily about guilt, little wing.

[ruinedu2]

Do you have a blank one of those? I could use one for my mundane. She deserves it.

[goodsoldier]

I do so like to deliver.

[ruinedu2]

On the ball as always, I see. Thanks for that.

I'm sorry

[goddamnbats]

What the hell is this? Are you a moron or something? You need to spend less time doing crap like this and more time being useful. Damn, I must be really soft in all of those other places.

I CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE NOT, SIRRAH

[goodsoldier]

You know, I can't really figure out if I'd rather talk to you or Owlman. You both give off these weird, shouty, pedo vibes. It's difficult to analyze because you're both immensely off-putting dickholes. So... have a medal or something, but for fuck's sake, just leave, because it's not even like we can stab each other here.

IT'S TRUE

[goddamnbats]

Funny, the more you talk the more retarded I think you are so do us both a favor and shut your goddamn mouth. I don't give a shit what you think but damn if it doesn't piss me off to see you punks wasting your time on bullshit like this when there's so much that needs to be done in Gotham.

[theotherspeedy]

Gee, I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to go out of their way to spend time with you.

[goodsoldier]

And yet here we all are.

[theotherspeedy]

Mmm hmm.

I think my mun just likes the awkward discomfort or something. "Ooooh throw her at the guy who messed with her heaaaad."

Uh huh. Yep. Look. I'm terrified.

Thanks for not setting anything on fire just now.

[alittlebeast]

So are the ones you didn't check supposed to be things your mun still does? Or you just don't care that she doesn't?

[And she's marking "drink the whole bottle alone".] You are old enough to drink. You need to always use the right to do so.

[goodsoldier]

It's me telling her she hasn't done these things. Not that I do care, actually, but I like giving her shit.

[alittlebeast]

Hmm...people who give a shit get things done, I suppose.

Actually I think there is a list of "things to give a crap about"...or something.

[hoodbin]

Seems like a logical conclusion.

[goodsoldier]

Thank you, I thought so too.

[hoodbin]

It'll show her, and be a great exercise.

[controlledvariable]

I feel like it's missing some threatening blood stains. Or hey, you could send it with a body part or two attached.

It just lacks panache otherwise, you know?

[goodsoldier]

Aw, that's a nice touch. I knew I missed you for a reason.

I saw this and nearly frightened everyone in the house with my laughing.

[sardonically]

Hmm. Do I sense possible anger issues?

[Regardless of whether that's true or not.]

Or, dare I say, an interesting sense of humor? You know, I may borrow that from you. It's a good idea.