Today's episode....

[ditchedtheherogame]

So I guess the new kid is staying? We'll see how this goes. [He's not sure what to make of his cousin from the future.]

And no, I didn't find anything funny about about me "needing" help. Nor am I jealous that he's faster than me.

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[leftthenest]

Hey, you ended up saving the day in the end. It was mutual "needing help."

[ditchedtheherogame]

[That doesn't make what happened any less humiliating.]

Dude, I'm just glad that everything worked out.

[leftthenest]

Same. That was a close one.

[S-sob you're not allowed to get blown up without me, bro.]

[ditchedtheherogame]

You're telling me. So, what do you make of Bart? He seems like a handful.

[Don't worry, bro. That's our thing and doing it without you wouldn't feel right.]

[leftthenest]

I think he has good intentions. But he's definitely holding back. Who "vacations" in time, worries about messing up space-time but then fundamentally changes something that probably would've gone way the other way?

I'll be keeping an eye on him, but I don't think he means harm. He's related to you guys, after all.

[ditchedtheherogame]

Don't remind me. [The part about being related, that is.]

Despite everything, he does seem like he'd be a good addition to the team.

[leftthenest]

Sorry.

He would be. He'll definitely need training. A lot of training.

[ditchedtheherogame]

He seemed pretty fast to me. [Yeah, that might have come out a little bitter. Not that he's bothered by that fact or anything.]

[leftthenest]

[He knows you are, Wally. You'll still be his favorite speedster ever. ;;]

Speed isn't everything. He doesn't know how to work with a team or take orders. Without that training, he might do more harm than good in the long run.

[ditchedtheherogame]

[Even if he's the slowest speedster ever?]

Sounds like a job for you, Mr. Team Leader.

[leftthenest]

[Yes. Bros for life.]

[Is that a sigh? Yeah, he's sighing] Training a speedster is going to be...interesting.

[ditchedtheherogame]

[And not just any speedster, but Bart Allen. Have fun, bro.]

Well, it's not like you don't have any experience around them. I'm sure you'll be fine. If not, you can always call Barry.

[leftthenest]

[S-sob but you'll help, right, Wally?]

Yeah, but training with you and training Impulse is going to be very, very different. And I can't keep kicking him in the head like that.

I'm kidding-- I'm sure it won't be that bad. But, yeah, I might put the Flash on speed dial, just in case.

[crockshot]

[How high are the odds that she's going to have to restock the entire kitchen after this? She's thinking the odds are pretty high right now.]

I'm sure the team could use a member with that skillset. Hear speedsters are hard to find.

[Though they really will need a new archer too, especially since the team's looking a little bat heavy at the moment.]

You know what they say, faster doesn't mean better. It's all in the technique.

[ditchedtheherogame]

[Almost a certainty. You know he went home and complained while eating everything in sight.]

We do seem to be a once-in-a-generation type of deal.

[Agreed.]

And there's nothing wrong with my technique, is there?

[crockshot]

[Their grocery bill has got to be the most obnoxious thing ever.]

Seems that way.

[Which is probably for the best, one speedster a generation is more than enough hassle.]

You ever hear me complain?

[ditchedtheherogame]

[Makes one wonder how they afford it.]

Well, I haven't heard any recent complaints from you. So I guess I must be doing something right.

[crockshot]

[Think they qualify for food stamps?]

Trust me, if I had any complaints you'd be the first to know.

[ditchedtheherogame]

[That would be enough to feed him for a week. Maybe two.]

I don't doubt it and I wouldn't want it any other way.

[crockshot]

[Every bit helps?]

Good, because you're not getting it any other way.

[So if he did, he'd have to find himself another girl and wouldn't that just be tragic?]

If this isn't okay feel free to ignore me~

[alittlebeast]

Are you mad? I think Impulse likes and admires you very much.

[ditchedtheherogame]

I'm not mad. [At least he doesn't think he is.]

It's just...going to take some time to adjust.

[alittlebeast]

Okay...

[She tilts her head a moment, pouting a little.]

You are...will always be me and my mun's favorite Flash, in any universe.

[ditchedtheherogame]

I-uh...thank you. [It's nice to know that someone out there appreciates him.]

[alittlebeast]

[She would say more, but who's to say what would happen if she really "spoiled" the future for him.

He gets a little smile instead.]

It's the best I can do for all of you.