dear_mun | Jul. 3rd, 2013

Jul. 3rd, 2013

Hehe, crime does take many forms, and its roots have many twists and turns. However it shall always be stamped out.

Also, I believe the saying which you had been thinking of is "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." No wiser words could be given, remember them well, mun. Lest you too succumb to crime's sinful, bitter fruit.

stupidfucking_rope

So basically what yer sayin' is...you're bored, and yeh need somethin' to do.

Remind me - how is that my fuckin' problem? What do I look like to you, a performin' monkey? D'ya see any fuckin' cymbals in my hands?

Don't fuckin' say it.

demonbuster

Mun, you can't be serious. I can't just sit here twiddling my thumbs all day, y'know.

Besides, I don't like the look of those memes or any of those places you've been looking at. Laying down with people I don't know, especially when I already like someone, is wrong. That just isn't my style.

escaped_from_pirates

So..I guess I'd be lying if I said this wasn't a little crazy. But to be honest, after everything...nothing really compares as far as 'crazy' is concerned. I don't know what you're so worried about though - I'm the one with my head on the block if you feel like putting it there.

I'm trying to hope you won't turn out to be a complete psycho on me - just, keep me out of the firing line, at least for a little while? I've had enough drama to last a lifetime, thanks.

vitalityaura

I quit again!

twin_armageddons

why are you even botheriing wiith thii2?
we both know that fiir2tly, you have no iintere2t iin playiing me agaiin and 2econdly, whether you wanted two play me agaiin or not ii2 iirrelevant becau2e there ii2 no way ii am gettiing conned iintwo joiiniing your lou2y 2cheme2 yet agaiin.

nope.
not happeniing ju2t buzz off.
and oh my god 2top makiing me 2ay that, iit'2 not funny.
iit ha2 liiterally never been funny and wiill contiinue two remaiin unfunny for the re2t of doomed eterniity 2O JU2T 2TOP.

ligyrophobia

Moments after my betrayal, and you pull me forwards. What could you possibly want from me? My mind is anywhere else but here.

And what more could you expect?

I found him and I marked him; I felt his tears against my cheek, I let them push me aside and I watched as they spun him around and handcuffed him. I had made up my mind, though his expression forced me to doubt my certainty.

_{[ but - he was trying to help! and oh so vehement in his response to the question he'd refused to ask. ]}

I did my best, I offered him a chance - so many chances! He refused to listen! What was I to do?! They saw him as their ticket into heaven, as a God to preach to and pray to, not as a man and a man was all he was!

_{[ quietly: ]}

They used him, but I can't help but wonder whether I too have been used.

whiteflowers

Mundane!

Procrastination is nothing but laziness and fear of failure. To indulge in it only brings more anxiety! It is evil!

...what I'm saying is stop fiddling with this... this journal thing and get back to work!

taliaoliver

Really, Mun. You've finally made me corporeal after a decade plus of rattling around in your head. Was it seeing another ranger account? Do you really think I'll be excepted into this forum? I'm an OC and you know how well your other muses are excepted. You'll add me to memes and sixwordstories and when I get no tags you'll just drop me and forget about me, like that fanfic you were writing about my life since you were a kid.

That's fine, it is nice to finally have a face.

Now, if you're really going ahead with me, you better get a better bio, that one is kind of weak.

savemegermany

V-ve mundane.

Could you give me more layers to wear? I-it's really really cold! I bet this is how Antarctica feels! But I'm not Antarctica. I'm Italy.

Baking isn't really keeping me warm anymore. Maybe if Germany and Japan were here, I'd hug them and make things better. That's how it works, right? Maybe my new friends will hug me or some of my cute girl friends, like that sweet Tohru.

Please send help! I'd even hug England or America right now. Or even.......... Russia.... Scary.....

truth_detector

I don't want to influence your decision. I don't think that would be proper. But you're right, somewhere slow-paced and small would be an ideal place to voice-test. And you have friends there.

[ Deanna is so understanding, it almost makes mun feel bad to have kept her under wraps for so long. ]

As I said last time we spoke, small steps are best. You have no reason to feel nervous.

notthatjason

Gods you're not serious are you? Do I really have to enter the game with a head injury? Just because it happened at least three times in the book doesn't mean...wait, it seriously happened three times? [Sigh, it's a wonder he doesn't have BRAIN damage from that. He continues]

I'm glad to be back and all, but couldn't my arrival to camp be a little less painful?

No, I don't think entering the camp pursued by monsters and with a head injury is how "all the cool kids did it." I thought you didn't like people comparing me and Percy. Also, no, it's not "even funnier" if that head injury is from crashing into Thalia's pine tree. Just...no.

[continues grumbling. pouty son of Jupiter is pouty.]

no_dogs_allowed

Dearest mundane,

You should have known I would not stay away forever. I had some business I needed to do. A little tidying up, so to speak, and I thought I'd take a small vacation. Really now, what else would you have me do?

But enough with the pleasantries, on to business. I really go need to get back to work. Money won't earn itself and I can't have any fun sitting around here in your headspace. It's time to find a new place to open up shop, as it were. I also do not like to be kept waiting. And I know it would be too much to ask for but please try to find somewhere with a smaller population of dogs, yes? None would be perfection but I won't expect such from the likes of you.

We'll speak again soon, I promise.

Signed,

Katz.

bandybox

I wish you did not berate Hamlet so, Mundane. My Prince had been ill of mind and heart when he committed such acts of violence and perjury. No matter -- we are both long gone from this earth's surface. Why should we be judged by one who does not know the trials we suffered or faced the demons we have faced.

My love is still absolute, and though My Prince may be stubborn, he is still My Prince.

And the child we would have had so happily...I only wish we had the time.

But no more! My tears have long dried and I will shed no more 'til the Heavens take the earth.

sassiopath

One, I don't need to wear leather pants to prove I have a better ass than Hawkeye. I won't try and compete with Gina Torres.

Two, much as I like the idea of me and Talia together, stop giggling about wanting me to be Derek's dad. This isn't Greek tragedy-ish. It's twisted, all things considered.

oldglory

When I was growing up, doctors said I'd be lucky if I made it to thirty-five.

Now I'm...

[ His pencil makes a scratch on the paper. ]

Ninety-five. [ Well, he will be tomorrow. A half-smile turns up the corner of his mouth. ] Guess I showed them, huh?

[ Happy birthday to him. ]

bibliophile_annex

I haven't a clue how we are supposed to rid ourselves of a Horcrux. Tossing it through the Door seems like a definite possibility, but what happens if it reemerges? I'd much prefer a more permanent ending for a piece of that soul.

mohindermoproblems

Couldn't you have come up with something a little more--I don't know--sophisticated?

robinhoodcomplex

I think I speak for everyone involved that no one expected me to pop up.

soudalicious

I SAID NO HORROR GAMES!!

freaking

Dude, do you even have time for a game? Pretty sure I'm taken in most of them, anyway.

And no, I'm not going to text Danny to ask if he finds me attractive now. I can gauge his reactions better in person.

tetsuya2

[ Mun..? I want to play-

Where's Kuroko? Is he here?

... I can see him if I stay here?

The little dog sits on the floor in anticipation. ]

uzuki

Don't you understand? I wasn't joking about taking action against the Gnosis... Against KOS-MOS's cancellation. I don't have time to halt my investigation and play house. Why don't you try my brother, instead? I'm sure that kind of thing is what he's always dreamed of.

[And sticking him in a recreation of Lost Jerusalem means one less voice of reason to ruin Shion crazy times.]

forgottenmemory

[There is a simple mug on the ground, full of acorns, a carrot, and bark. In a circle around it, there's gray powder made of black powder and chalk.

A mysterious force sets the powder on fire, and as the flames go around the circle, they meet at the mug, and it explodes.

In the smoke stands a tall, well-dressed rabbit, sipping from the previously exploded mug.]

Ah, it's never a bad time for a carrot flame.

beastflare

.. no. I was better off where I was. You and I both know this is pointless, and no good for either of us.

Let me sleep.

bilbobunny

...Uh, m-mister mun? Maybe bringing me wasn't such a good idea, 'big things chase little things' remember? And I'm pretty little, I don't wanna be turned into a pie, or stew.

Tell you what, how about you use someone else and I stay back and have some radishes? That sounds good right...right?

consultantsson

I don't think if would end well for anyone who tried to drop pink smoke bombs outside Holmes' door. Much less for that bastard thief. I don't know why you think it would be amusing.

Besides, I think he'd have other things to worry about than irritating Sherlock Holmes.

rero

Why did you pick that for a username anyway?

I mean, I have plenty of other qualities. Good qualities. Bad qualities. That hardly even counts as a quality. It's just a sound.

I guess it is short and sweet...

acroarachnid

Seriously, like the title says? I'd rather stay in the comfort of those PSL things you've been cooking up with your friends. Don't send me back to that place.

How can you honestly be having a "dilemma" choosing between me and Noh-Varr? He seems like a... fun... guy. [ Grimace. ]

At least he'll be doing more than me. I mean, what are you really going to have me do, aside from patrol? I can totally do that from here.

beforetheice

I'm giving you 'the feels'? Well, I'm not exactly hip with today's slang and such, I'm assuming having 'the feels' is a good thing thing right?

Anyway I appreciate you taking an interest in my studies of artifacts. Not many people have the patience for this kind of thing, it's like they're expecting some kind of pharaohs cures or something. Magic and the supernatural are just local superstition, nothing more and nothing less. Still it leaves a bit to the imagination doesn't it?

Personally, while the 'magic' part has its allure, what interests me is essentially taking a peek into the past, understanding where we were and maybe have an idea where we're going. Look at me, I'm talking like being an antiquarian is like being some kind of philosopher.

makalaure

[ The elf is hunched over, hands clenched tight and held close to his chest beneath a ragged cloak. He is almost hiding behind a curtain of tangled black hair and his silver eyes are wet with tears, but he still manages a steely gaze. ]

Why do you bother me? Why not leave me to mourn my family in peace?

I have fulfilled my father's Eru-damned oath, and those cursed jewels are out of everyone's reach now. What more do you want?

[ Maglor's mun just wants to send him to a game for fun... sadly, he's a little too upset by his canon point to see the upsides. Like getting medical attention for his burned hand or the very slim possibility of other people bringing in some of his brothers... ]

... I am done with games. With fulfilling others' promises and wills. Let me be.

hamonballs

Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait a minute! How is this possible!? You have such amazing, handsome one right here and all I get is five minutes of your attention?!

Are you kidding me?! C'mon! I've to share this place with that freak guy obsessed with the hands, the other one that looks like someone stepped on him AND Lisa Lisa?!

Just write the damn app already, woman! I can't let them get ahead of me! OI DON'T IGNORE ME YOU------

fusedstars

...A game about hugging? Mun, I begin to question whether or not it is you that has truly broken. You send me off torture facilities, then to a island centered around a goddess of pleasure, and now to this game? I realize Bai is there and...the tower, I don't even know what is going on there, and finding this new truth certainly has not made things easier. Not even sure how to face her when I'm not even the real him.

Not that it all matters. Your mind is set at least, though you could stand to finally get yourself working out and stop playing that new game of yours. I don't need your constant cries that Dante and Sanger Zonvolt are great; it get's annoying after the 186th time.

opj

Okay dude, I'm only going to say this once. Sex island.

None of this horror or stepford shit. No monsters or school dances. No ships, or wars, or family-fucking-dinners. I'm only here because you have nothing better to do, the least you can do let me have some fun.

borntochoose

So, step one.

[He lifts one finger] You get me a-well, one of those journal things. Which you still have to work on by the way- but I digress.

Step two [He lifts another finger] well, this one. Finally letting me out and talk to other people.

Dare I ask what is step three?

cspan

Oh. Oh-ho. Well, I see what this is, bucko. You want the full Paris Geller experience. You don't just want to observe me, oh no, you want to get inside my head. Find out what makes me tick.

Better people than you have tried. Better people than you have failed miserably. I've made more therapists cry than I can count on my fingers and toes. Every moron with a notepad and a copy of Psychoanalysis for Dummies in the tri-state area has tried to figure me out. But I guess if you have an internet connection and a God complex, you'll be able to do much better.

Not to mention you have found exactly five icons. I'm glad you think my entire personality could possibly be summed up in five tiny pictures. All you need is a sixth icon of me vomiting over your intense stupidity and then we might just have a complete set.

itsarmani

...

I don't think I want to know.

chibivampire

Mun...

is that what I'm supposed to call you? I think I did once, but that was a very long time ago.

But, why do you want me somewhere? I'm happy where I am, honest!

I don't want to go to a place that doesn't have Mama, Papa or Onii-sama.

Please, pretty please don't do it?

iprofessional

I'm honored that you chose me.

( It's said almost too quickly. )

However, as a professional flight attendant, I fail to see any way that I can be useful here in the long run.

( Don't underestimate her though -- )

And while I really don't mind assisting the others here in your headspace who are in-between destinations, as it were... I really should get back to assisting our passengers on their travels. That's where a flight attendant is most useful.

1st_cursed

[A young, weather beaten young male stood out in the open. Seeming to ignore his Mundane as he wandered around here and there, hands cupped to his mouth as he called out in his search.]

Agro!? ... Agro?... Agro!!

[After a moment of calling out, he slipped his fingers into his mouth and gave off a loud, clear whistle.]

I think we have issues.

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