canon is Elsword, damnit KOG stop making everything convoluted

[vitalityaura]

I quit again!

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[lordknight]

[ FUUUUUUUCK. ]

I told you! It's a conspiracy!

[vitalityaura]

But what does this mean?! I'm a Grand Chase character? What about Elrios? Where do we come from?!

[not here definitely not here in this completely unserious tag]

[unkindnessof]

[ 'where do we come from' are you serious

someone's got to have given him that talk already right there's no way

he is so not dealing with this shit Lowe you had one job ]

[I don't exist but I actually do]

[singlejob]

[Can we please not use you had one job joke in our canon.

Please.]

[you don't in the version that matters right now]

[voidcontract]

[ i do whatever i want

you had one job ]

[who are you]

[eldork]

[ You had one job ]

[wow rood]

[lowetier]

[how is this his fault???

no one ever paid him to be babysitter okay, he just made sure the poor kid didn't starve in the woods or something. this is outside his responsibilities!!]

[AHAHAHA NO]

[lordknight]

[ WOW some caretaker you are.

AND HERE he thought you are a decent person, Lowe. ]

[bladestorms]

Well, apparently, when an Elscud and a Penelope love each other very much...

[vitalityaura]

You know that's not what I meant!! [HUFF]

If Elesis is from Bermesiah but we live in Elrios, does that mean we used to live in Bermesiah, too? Was the mission that Elsa disappeared on the one where she was looking for dad? But if it's the same mission then why are we in Elrios and not Bermesiah?!

[bladestorms]

Why are you asking me this?

We're supposed to be from Elrios, blah blah, something something long ago the continent split in two into Rurensia and Fluone! I don't have any clue what or where this Bermesiah place is supposed to be!

[lotusbeater]

Quit your whinin'! It can't be that bad! [Raelyn you don't even know what's going on here, you're not from this canon.]

[vitalityaura]

But they keep messing up my awesome skill tree, and now they're messing with my family tree and making weird hints about Grand Chase! Don't you know what this means?! It's only a matter of time before sis steals my spotlight and I become a secondary character!

[#firstcharacterproblems]

[singlejob]

B-But Els... At least you would still be a secondary character... [CRYING IN DESPAIR.] W-What is there for me? Nobody w-would even...

[Congratulations. There's now a crying Ara. What do.]

[vitalityaura]

Oh jeez, um— don't cry! Cheer up! I'm sure lots of people like you as a character!

[souldestroyer]

We weren't even any form of character, primary, secondary, tertiary.

Worked out pretty well for us.

[vitalityaura]

Maybe for you, but I'm an important character! I'm the main character! The game wouldn't even be Elsword if I wasn't there!

I deserve way more respect than this!

[lotusbeater]

What the heck is turtle-airy supposed to mean?

[Rae..... Rae, plz.]

CASUALLY MAKE THIS MMO: THE POST

[spiralpierce]

Good, return to the old generation of MMORPG. Return to us.

[ I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHETHER IT'S IC OR NOT FOR SEYREN TO SAY THAT.

But this is d_m so fuck your logic. ]

damn straight

[flashcutting]

Yeah! I mean hey, at least their skill tree got a revamp, but sometimes the old way is the best way!

And if Elsword is quitting Elsword, then I volunteer to take his place! We can call it "Tricksword"! [and she won't be homeless anymore weeps]

[lotusbeater]

That name wouldn't make any sense! I mean, you don't even use swords!

[flashcutting]

I can equip a sword if I want! Well, maybe I'm being generous and offering the second main character slot to Bika...

goddammit brion

[souldestroyer]

They're not even from the same style of game, Windsor.

just as keikaku

[spiralpierce]

Maybe, Eremes.

But considering how much this KoG company just wrecked things, I'll say that returning to Ragnarok is a decent choice.

[souldestroyer]

I'd like to see them try to break an emperium.

[ eremes plz you were a ghost... clone... thing. when did you have the time between assassinating people and being experimented on to go participate in WoE? ]