Watching Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho woke him up | May be heading to thewake

[no_dogs_allowed]

Dearest mundane,

You should have known I would not stay away forever. I had some business I needed to do. A little tidying up, so to speak, and I thought I'd take a small vacation. Really now, what else would you have me do?

But enough with the pleasantries, on to business. I really go need to get back to work. Money won't earn itself and I can't have any fun sitting around here in your headspace. It's time to find a new place to open up shop, as it were. I also do not like to be kept waiting. And I know it would be too much to ask for but please try to find somewhere with a smaller population of dogs, yes? None would be perfection but I won't expect such from the likes of you.

We'll speak again soon, I promise.

Signed,

Katz.

Comments

[cowardly_guardian]

[Hoho~ I'm such a jerk. Have a small very freaked out little dog shivering in the corner, maybe he doesn't see him?]

[no_dogs_allowed]

[Yellow eyes fall on the sniveling dog. Katz groans.]

I had hoped...[He sighs.]

Oh well. Care for a bit of sport, old boy?

[cowardly_guardian]

[...Nope. All the nope. There's only one thing to do now...run away screaming like a wimp]

[no_dogs_allowed]

[Well fine then. He'll just crack his neck and follow behind Courage.]

[brothertragedy]

Do you fear them?

[no_dogs_allowed]

Do I fear what? Dogs? Not at all. They are simply disgusting ugly creatures, that is all.