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Dude, do you even have time for a game? Pretty sure I'm taken in most of them, anyway.

And no, I'm not going to text Danny to ask if he finds me attractive now. I can gauge his reactions better in person.

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All things considered, if you did text Danny he might have your number blocked right about now.

Those 67 text messages were for your own good. Seriously.

I'm sure. Definitely. Was that other little thing for my good too?

Which little thing are we talking?

Not so little at all. Ethan.

[Hey, that was Isaac pulverizing your not-quite-boyfriend's face, not Stiles.]

Would you believe me if I said he's not all sunshine and rainbows? Kind of the opposite, actually. Like, serious bad news bears.

[He's aware of this. It doesn't make him less line face at everyone about it.]

Funny because the only one I see going around beating on people is Lahey.

That's because you're never in the wrong place at the wrong time. [And Stiles would seriously feel better if Danny kept things that way.]

I see. Right. That makes sense. It's all Ethan's fault Lahey is a violent offender. Sure.

Your boyfriend track record isn't the best, dude. [Low blow, Stiles, but he's not about to pull out the werewolf whiteboard if he can help it. The less people know the less they get involved in the dangerous crap, unless their name is Lydia Martin.] Just trust me on this one.

He hasn't been in town long enough to have a track record. If you know something, say it and stop playing games, Stilinski. Why you're trying to make Ethan out to be the bad guy when Lahey is the one with anger management issues is beyond me.

Dude, why are you so obsessed with wanting Danny to find you attractive?

It's curiosity, not obsession. Totally different. Eight hundred percent different.

Yeah, well, I don't believe you.

[Whoa there buckaroo, if we're talking obsession then Stiles can totally bring up how you beat someone to a pulp in the name of his BFF. Just saying.]

Since when do you give a crap about my personal conquests?

[ stiles, pls. if you had superhuman strength, then you totally would have beat ethan to a pulp in the name of scott, too. just saying. ]

Since now, I guess. Why, do you have a problem with that?

[Yeah, okay, maybe. At least human manicures are way easier to maintain.]

If you're gonna judge me with those judge-y eyes then yeah, I might.

[ chuckling, he dramatically throws his hands up into the air. ]

I'm not judging you, Stiles. If you have a thing for Danny, then that's cool. He's a likable guy.

It's not really a thing. [Maybe it's a little bit of a thing.] He's a good-looking gay guy, right? So if he thinks I'm attractive then that must mean I'm attractive to other people. Logic.

Your logic does not resemble our earth logic.

[ is isaac secretly stealing lines from buffy the vampire slayer? yes. yes, he is. dealwithit.gif ]

Maybe that's because it's infallible Vulcan logic.

[Does that make Stiles the Xander of this Scooby gang?]

[ pretty much. ]

You've lost me, man. [ his face scrunches up in confusion to emphasize his point. ] I mean, I know that Vulcans are a species from Star Trek, but I've never actually seen that show. [ head scratch. ] Is it any good?

Dude. [That's all you get for a minute, Isaac. Just dude. He is concerned for your well-being.]

I'm bringing my boxed set over to Scott's like, right now. Have you been under a rock since, I dunno, the sixties?

[Under a rock, in a freezer, same thing. Too soon?]

[ NOT COOL, BRO! ]

No, I just... [ he shakes his head a couple of times and waves a hand in the air as if to say, "never mind." ]

I'll bring the popcorn. [ a beat. ] Uh, what flavor should I buy?

[Stiles is just gonna Vulcan salute at him in return. He may not have that awkward anime snowboarding poster on the wall anymore, but he's still a nerd at heart.]

White cheddar is the most logical choice.

Well, growing your hair out probably helped.

Thank you. [Stiles has never liked you more than in this moment, Allison.]

Hey, it's a welcome change.

And I'm sure Danny likes it.

Your new hair's pretty cute, too. [If they're slinging compliments and all.]

[She flips it, beaming. Lydia would be so proud.] Thanks. My, uh, my mom always liked it short. Which is why I cut it. Figured I'd do it for her memory, y'know? [she shrugs. talking about her mom is still awkward.]

[It's been years and Stiles still has trouble talking about his mom. Which is why he goes quiet for a second, scratching the short hairs at the nape of his neck before offering a lopsided smile.]

I bet she'd really like it now.

Thanks. I could never go s short as she could, but... Yeah. Thanks, Stiles.

[It's especially awkward to talk about her mom due to the circumstances of her death.]

Why'd you grow yours out, anyway? Change of pace?

Because the ladies love it, clearly. [And there's the sarcasm to cover up the real deal.]

And Danny. Can't forget Danny.

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