On RP and AU things

[sassiopath]

One, I don't need to wear leather pants to prove I have a better ass than Hawkeye. I won't try and compete with Gina Torres.

Two, much as I like the idea of me and Talia together, stop giggling about wanting me to be Derek's dad. This isn't Greek tragedy-ish. It's twisted, all things considered.

Comments

[thebestofme]

Oh, I don't know about that. Hawkeye's is pretty impressive. Leather pants may be necessary to get as accurate a comparison as possible.

You know, for science.

[sassiopath]

Why do I think this is something you and Stiles will agree on?

[thebestofme]

Because science is very important, as is accuracy. Especially considering Hawkeye is involved. I just think that we really need to just sit down, and really thoroughly test this hypothesis.

[rozpetac]

I am alllll for this plan.

ALL. FOR. IT.

[thebestofme]

Do you have a very comfortable couch? We may be at this a while.

[rozpetac]

We do! His couch is super comfy.

[thebestofme]

Fantastic. We may have an answer yet.

[rozpetac]

Awesome!

[sassiopath]

Course you are. Why doesn't this surprise me?

[rozpetac]

Because to you, I am an open book. Also LEATHER PANTS, Peter. NGH. YES.

[sassiopath]

Are we playing dress up, because this could go so wrong. For you.

[rozpetac]

I will dress up in anything you want me to in return.

[sassiopath]

You really want to put that on the table? Anything?

[rozpetac]

If it gets me you in leather pants, I will put on a short dress and red cape and let you be the big bad wolf to my little red.

[sassiopath]

Oh Stiles. You have been Red since the moment you took who and what I am and thought you should get closer.

[rozpetac]

Like this maybe?

[sassiopath]

I suspect the leather pants being discussed won't mean me sitting much at all.

[thebestofme]

Possibly.

But, as I said. It's for science.

[sassiopath]

Do you have a brother named Stiles?

[thebestofme]

No.

If I did, I wouldn't look at a guy's ass with him. That's .. . weird, and creepy and no.

I've got all sisters.

[sassiopath]

And you check out guys with them?

[thebestofme]

Absolutely not. Well. Not consciously.

[a beat]

Checking out the same person family is is ... weird. It's usually better to just move on and find something else.

I mean.

Someone else.

[sassiopath]

A lot of thought into this. In fairness, I would not check out people with my nephew. If he was capable of it. I'm not sure he is anymore.

[thebestofme]

My family's just really territorial. We don't share well.

[sassiopath]

Mine's just psychotic. Well, parts of the family are.