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voice testing! canon is gilmore girls
Oh. Oh-ho. Well, I see what this is, bucko. You want the full Paris Geller experience. You don't just want to observe me, oh no, you want to get inside my head. Find out what makes me tick.
Better people than you have tried. Better people than you have failed miserably. I've made more therapists cry than I can count on my fingers and toes. Every moron with a notepad and a copy of Psychoanalysis for Dummies in the tri-state area has tried to figure me out. But I guess if you have an internet connection and a God complex, you'll be able to do much better.
Not to mention you have found exactly five icons. I'm glad you think my entire personality could possibly be summed up in five tiny pictures. All you need is a sixth icon of me vomiting over your intense stupidity and then we might just have a complete set.
Better people than you have tried. Better people than you have failed miserably. I've made more therapists cry than I can count on my fingers and toes. Every moron with a notepad and a copy of Psychoanalysis for Dummies in the tri-state area has tried to figure me out. But I guess if you have an internet connection and a God complex, you'll be able to do much better.
Not to mention you have found exactly five icons. I'm glad you think my entire personality could possibly be summed up in five tiny pictures. All you need is a sixth icon of me vomiting over your intense stupidity and then we might just have a complete set.