dear_mun | Feb. 25th, 2013

Feb. 25th, 2013

Hey, I didn't know you'd actually spring for extra space. Thanks.

Now let's see about finding a place for me to hang out, okay? I know that's a pretty tall order to fill, but since the place you've got me is pretty boring and lifeless - and I mean that in the negative way - let's step it up a little.

onceservedcrimea

Ah, Lady Mundane. Good evening.

It's late, isn't it? You should be in bed soon. I understand that you've been wanting to introduce me to your long list of "muses", but you'll be in no shape to work if you keep this up.

And you may want to make it a priority to review, particularly because you haven't even seen the resolution to our story. You may have seen the defeat of the Mad King, but I assure you there is much more than that.

[She sighs.] I will not allow you put me into a game until I am sure you have properly reviewed everything, Lady Mundane. [A pause.] And I most certainly not allow you to submit me to these "memes" of yours!!

Now, it is time for bed. I know you're excited, but staying up all night will not help!

gorillawarfare

Uh, hold the phone lady.

Neither of those places sound like "sex game".

amnesiactactician

( Cut for pre-Endgame spoilers. Seriously. )

botanizing

Uh.

I mean, gee, it's nice of you to offer, and everything, but, you know. Things are really starting to turn around for me - Mun? Is that your name? Things are gettin' better. Work is steady. Not to mention that I'm the one who's gotta take care of Twoey. I mean, who would'a thought a little plant like that could fix everything? And in the blink of an eye, too! Oh, boy. Not me.

So - I'm real sorry, but it's gonna have to be a no for now.

golfclub

Are we doing this or what?

[A long pause.]

Man, you're indecesive. And I thought I was bad.

thenameofscreen

I wish to understand, please. What is the significance of the... "T.Y.", and why do you and your friends find it so amusing that our home has taken this form?

They are merely initials, are they not? I do not see the joke.

[The towers form a giant abbreviated "THANK YOU". It's funny.]

Ohhh, I understand now! [A beat, and then--] This is what's known as the "inner joke", yes?

[... Nevermind, Star.]

the_centre

My Cher,

No. No. No.

I will not go through with it again. I refuse to have to process more memories, see more terrible things and have the dreams where I witness everyone dying. I don't care if it messes up the process of the game or whatever you have planned, but I refuse to uncover the memories or deal with them or process them, or anything like that.

I enjoy my modern life. It's fun, it's easy, I love my friends, and they love me, and despite the weird plots? Everything's going well. Why do you have to want to ruin this? Why do you want to make me watch them dying as I can't stop it from happening?

It's NOT going to happen. I don't care what else you feel you have to do to me to keep the memories from being uncovered in the quest of angst and drama. You can hurt me. You can have me get run over by something, fall and break things, get beaten half to death in an alley, call me by my participle, anything, anything at all so that you don't continue to give me the memories and the dreams.

I've already had Jehan's death. It's all that I've been thinking of since that dream. I can't have you do anything else like that to me. I seriously can't. I'm trying to force myself to function since then, and I can't do it. I cannot manage it, I'm not strong like Enjolras and like the others. I won't be able to cope again, and I can't handle going through anything like what you've already forced on me.

I love you, but you can't make this happen again.

-Courfeyrac

Current Mood: distressed

beingthecreature

[He's not saying anything.

Just this face.

Forever this face.]

jailbreaks

Hey Mun. Didn't we just talk about not overwhelming yourself? [Sigh.] Guess I should be grateful you're actually considering a game I can raise hell in. Wouldn't be myself if I couldn't cause a little trouble, right?

But really, can we talk about this canon point? Pretty sure I don't want to start a game with a gaping wound in my stomach.

ravagedrose

...Leaving me on my own to rot? Not a good move.

Forgetting both my user-name AND the password to this account? Possibly the worst mistake you could have chose to make.

You're lucky I haven't decided to kick your disgusting butt for even daring to try and put me out of your mind. My father's still out there and I won't rest until he's found. And if any of the other Titans have anything to say about it - Then I'm just better off on my own.

frostedoverland

You know, giving me that name isn't going to help things. Though it is does sound pretty cool.

[Shrug]

But really, it's fine. I'll have the people here believing in me in no time. I already got five people to see me! Okay, so Sigyn and Mulan don't count because they're used to that stuff, but hey! More people to prove I exist.

Can't go wrong with that, now can I?

ex_windycity616

Hey, mun! What do you think you're doing?

It's one thing to drag me out on my own. That can't be helped. Sometimes a real man has to live with his own two hands and nothing else. It's part of the harsh reality of the hard-boiled style.

But what are you thinking pulling me out of Fuuto? I'm Fuuto City's protector, got that!? You can't just do whatever you want! And a detective doesn't abandon his partner, either. You make me look bad. I thought you understood. A detective agency needs its detective, mun. I'm not just your toy, you know.

Man... This really ruins my image.

therealrobin

No.

No.

I don't care about that. I don't. But you are not going to use it as an excuse to shuck me off to some cesspit.

I refuse.

You do know I know ways to kill you that are undetectable, correct?

closetshark

Stop. Now.

Your screeching and flailing about like a demented octopus was utterly undignified.

I am also all but about to slaughter that girl, I do not want some idiot little girl toddling after me trying to 'fix' me or whatever it is she is trying to do. I regret not allowing her to be devoured enough as it is.

...and no we do not need any more of the Guardians to show up so stop... yes that includes Mother Nature.

Also, speaking of unfinished buisiness I suggest you sit yourself down and finish that application. You have been sitting on it for months and time is not endless.

evenkeeled

Nmaa, I guess that as long as you're not planning to "take" me anywhere, a conversation like this isn't so bad.

You aren't planning anything, are you?

lostswan

Seriously?

In what world is this--whatever the hell this [gestures vaguely] is--a good idea? You know what? Don't answer that. I think I've had enough with the whole magic bean magic compass multiple worlds thing. Especially this one. This is like being trapped in an elevator with five versions of an ex boyfriend.

[In some cases, literally. One is definitely enough, thanks.]

Pretty sure right about now I could use a few drinks. Bottles. Then we'll talk about whatever you're trying to do here, sister.

akito

[ guess who is feeling bad that tooth is constantly getting cockblocked? HE UNDERSTANDS YOUR PAIN, TOOTH FAIRY. ]

I'm looking for a Captain Kirk! One of the young ones? Or any other cute boy with good teeth for Toothiana-san, who doesn't mind that she's covered in feathers!

[ oh and more pertinently-- ]

And Mun! It would be really nice if you would reconsider killing us! I'm okay with dying if it's to save a friend, but if it doesn't have to happen I would definitely prefer staying alive.

stephrogers

Mun, as cute as you think these homecoming videos are on youtube, maybe I should just go out for a run or something whenever you want to look at those.

[It's kind of clear Steph's just not willing to watch the homecoming videos.]

...Maybe I'll just go get some pie, then.

notjustinthemirror

It's not advisable to play favorites you know. Just pushing me aside because you're busy isn't gonna cut it. If I could beat time management into your skull with a crowbar believe me I'd already be doing it.

Honestly I've seen homeless crack addicts that whine less than you do. You might want to explore that further, could be a viable career choice for you.

goldenflower

I, um. Really don't think it is?

Who is Jack Frost and why are we all over each other in those pictures? Actually! I don't even want to know, he looks like he might be dangerous and mother would kill me if I brought someone like that back to the tower so please don't ship us, oh please, what does that even mean?

[ INSERT WORRIED MUMBLING, clutching her frying pan! BACK, YE SCURVY SPIRITS ~~with pointy teeth or something equally as scary SHE DIDN'T GET THE BRIEFING ON THIS~~. ]

anotherweirdo

Ah, being obscure isn't a bad thing right? I mean, ya don't have to always canon update me, constantly look for castmates...is that what you call them?

[Mun gives a look.]

Well yeah! Sure I'd like to see Petrie and his friends, I already know a relative of his even in your headspace!

But...there did not seem to be many around here, if any.

resurrection_butterfly

It's nice to be thought about every once in a while. One might think you forgot with how little you pay attention.

Though, I'm glad you're talking of finding me a place again, it's a bit boring just sitting around doing nothing, especially when everyone else seems to be having fun.

unfeign

Oh now and I suppose you're quite pleased with yourself, aren't you?

[ Not amused right now. ]

I've no time for this nonsense and neither do you. So let me be, then. Go on. Shoo.

boobietrap

Oh honey,

You've got this all wrong. I don't have time for games with you or any one else.

Now why don't you just run along and play with someone else? Leave a woman to her business.

firstisthebest

You finally found a game?

...

Tell me you're serious and not joking with me, mun. And with's with you thinking about laptops and what not? I have no idea what you're planning...

snarkyfemmebot

You crawled back a lot quicker then I expected, and I was just starting to really enjoy not being thrown at certain 'cons every time you got bored.

You don't even have any place in mind and I already told you no on any of those memes. Hey, here's an idea, why don't you go find Smokescreen. You two would get along perfectly and far away from me.

hanging_tree

Don't rush into putting me anywhere. You don't even know what you're doing yet. And I don't look right for most games; they want another me.

Besides, it'd be disturbing to know about everyone's futures. Or possible futures. Who knows how things are going to turn out for Peeta, Finnick, Prim in those worlds...

Hopefully better. Better for all of us. But probably not. When have the odds ever been in our favor?

riskbreaker

Must you be so perverse?

fairybroom

Mun, I will not stand for this foolishness! I should strike you down for your impertinence. There is far too much to be done to waste time on such trivial things!

(Which is exactly why you are in here putting holes in defenseless furniture instead of training with your men. And talking. That was three whole sentences...)

[Oscar's usually clear green eyes darken angrily. He almost puts his fist through another chair before stopping himself. The voice that answers is more of a growl than a voice.]

Don't speak to me as if I were a fool! You know full well the cause of my anger. Her agreement is an insult to his name! Not long ago she sent his boys to train so they might gain vengeance and now they will return to an empty homestead and news that their mother has married the man who let their father die!

And do not think to mention he is my grandfather and lord. I think I made my views on the subject quite clear that day on the hill. It was only because Diarmuid would not have wished blood to be shed over his death that I allowed him to leave that hill alive.

[He falls silent a moment, and then waves a dismissive hand totally ignoring his bloodied knuckles.]

Begone, as you say I should be with my men instead of indulging in such selfish emotions. After all, I have no heart.

[His eyes grow hard and cold.]

Just ask anyone.

hasnomentor

Querido mundano,

Te odio. Tú eres el idiota más grande que jamás haya existido. Esto es una mierda. No puedo creer que vas a obligarme a hacer esto.

Sin amor,

Jaime Reyes

((OOC: Translation: Dear mundane,

I hate you. You are the biggest idiot ever. This is bullshit. I can not believe you're going to make me do this.

Without love,

Jaime Reyes))

crownlessbluebird

Wouldst you really wish such upon me? Is not already a trying time to be taken from Oswald as abruptly as you have done to place me in that strange land? Now you would wish to see me have to rebuff advances if the Inferno King were to ever appear as well there?

It has not even been a fortnight there, allow me to find a place where I can be useful if I can not be by Oswald's side.

sponsorigami

No, in game, but we use this journal for memes too. It doesn't make sense to have it then. Besides, I don't have my jacket anymore, so... they're all inaccurate for Exit Void anyways...

Um, just please stop thinking about it. I already know people will comment on the hairpin, and I don't care.

[He's a guy wearing a flower hairpin, but he also has a very good reason to wear it in game.]

But, giving me an icon of it... it doesn't make sense.

invisishield

If you're just planning on bringing me out to mess around, don't.

avianweapon

Come on, mun! You didn't think that seein' Annie as one of those downloadable whatchamacallits wouldn't get my attention?! Ha! You're brains got more holes in it than Jerry's cheese if you thought I was just gonna stay quiet through that! I can see it now--the biggest fight of the century, and I'm gonna be in it! I don't mean to offend Annie there, but she's gonna have a fair bit of competition if she gets in the ring! I ain't just gonna miss it because you insist on keepin' me as quiet as possible.

Speakin' of stuff I wouldn't miss...I think you and I need to have a little talk here, missy mun. Even a maroon like you knows what I'm getting at, right?

Yeah, that's right! Getting back into the game! Ya can keep trying to force baseball boy there to get his act together, but I'd say you owe me a little bit'a compensation after that simply precious little mishap over in Johto! I'm done sittin' around, and I'm done being a pretty little statue in that empty space you call a head there; I'm bored, the time's right, and I'm ready to go for broke!

Get in the game, munnie, we got work to do.

spectrophobia

Okay, so let me get this straight.

You play my game for, I don't know, the billionth time? Decide to finally get up the nerve to try me out, but you're still intimidated because of all the other me's out there you think are awesome at "pulling me off"?

[Heather snorts, shaking her head in something that could only be described as total disbelief and a sarcastic 'I really just have all the luck, don't I?'.]

Listen. If you're too much of a wuss to suck it up and do your best, you're playing the wrong girl.

lookhowiturnedout

Aw mundane. [The girl with those great big sunglasses and that pink streak in her hair just bats her eyes - that you can't see. You won't ever see.]

I like that. That fits for a mortal. Jumping ahead before your pal decides to help you with some of these pretty little pictures for me? That's sweet.

I like your head too. [So many guys with issues] I can have lots of fun in here, but we both know I'm not one for staying in one place too long.

Things to do! People to see! Chop-Chop mundane!

tacticaldisaster

I don't know what you think you're doing, but - I suppose I should thank you for the icons. So, thank you. I know you were doing them because you enjoy drawing, but it's nice just the same, to...to keep my face, I suppose.

That said, I can't say I understand why you're doing this. You've no intention of sending me anywhere - fair enough. So why make this post for me? Your backlog of other tags is getting ridiculous.

No, I'm not going to 'play nice' and pretend that this is anything other you procrastinating. Everyone has things that must be done, you know. I need to return to my room and plan out the next battle.

(If you call me a workaholic when you think I can't hear you one more time, mun, it's a Thoron to the face. You are warned.)

sonof_thrain

A horror game?

Did you really lose your wits this time? What in Durin's name made you think I'd want anything to do with this? I have a quest to complete. Or, does that not register now? I know you've been searching for somewhere to place me and this might be it, am I right? At least, I can see some familiar faces in this hell you are about to send me.

My nephews and one burglar are already there I see. Is that why you wish to send me? Nay, horror aboard a floating vessel in space. Madness. Witchcraft for sure. Know this, I will not take lightly to being scared out of my wits by some hell spawn aboard this floating craft. I do not fear most things but Ataraxion seems inhuman.

I think I need an ale, or two.

Current Mood: cranky

banana_minion

[Hopping minion appears, hopping up into view]

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Ey! Ey!

[Scroll down, cue much happier minion]

Ah, ah, akarapa te vo, mun!

[Much waving and gesticulating. You've been ignoring...him? It? Minion.]

Ye! ye! Pelimano keppi pappi teppo!

robinred

Billy Kaplan's a good kid. He's helpful, he's upbeat, and I like him. But if he hurts Steph again, I'm not going to just sit back.

No, I have no idea why you would think I'm being hypocritical, but you and I have work to do. Now come on.

harpofhylia

Reviewing isn't a bad thing, but...

Why did you take me away from the surface in the first place? I have to watch over the Triforce and since Link is staying with me, my disappearance will make him worry.

I don't understand your motivation, Mun.

placeintheworld

...Everyone was bound to find out sooner then later, why shouldn't I just admit to it? Just come clean?

"Hi, my name is Lindsey McDonald and I spent a good portion of my life sacrificing to dark gods, helped set murderers free, and helped the Disney corporation arrange a regular blood sacrifice to insure continued posterity for their corporation."

That won me firm wide recognition. I should be proud of that.

deathspilot

I knew you were nuts, Mun, buuut could you not include me in this whole mess? It'd be nice to get to stay home, relax... learn how to do shit without my eyes... But no. You gotta send me to some crazy city where I was a few years ago and freak Quat out even more.

You're a real winner.

No love,
Duo

allendsmeat

I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

There's no room in this headspace and no food! Just lots of sake! [rolls around impatiently] Hurry uuuuup! I'm boooooooooored!

demon_brat

( ... that Batman, Inc. #8 spoiler. )

Current Mood: pensive

ontilt

Hmmm...~ You sure are worried, dearest. You ought to calm down... perhaps drink tea. You have plenty, not to mention there's plenty of milk...

Bring me some too, while you're at it.

But as for the topic at hand... You shouldn't work yourself into such a tizzy over such trivial, meaningless things.
My voice "clicked" as you said? Then playing me should have no worries. It should be natural.

It's quality over quantity, after all. Who cares about the quantity, anyway?

sun_goddess_sacrifice

So you would have me for a source of inspiration? I am truly humbled and honored by such intentions, words can not describe what this means. Though... I am a trifle uncertain of these here surroundings, however I shall not let that stand in my way!

Taishi sama is somewhere in this queer land, and thus I too shall weather through the oddities in order to serve her grace.

Do not fret! Though perhaps you are a bit timid in your confidence and skill, practice and application along with training will do good. With time and dedication there will be nothing to fear!

holeinyourbackside

Alright, listen up mun! I don't know who you are, but let me tell you just who you've adopted into your headspace. The name's Teisel Bonne, leader of the Bonnes!

...What? You don't know who the Bonnes are?!

We're a family of pirates, of course! Our only interest is real treasure, the big, high paying stuff!

So you'd better submit to my whims if you know what's good for you! I wouldn't want to have to make a fool out of you in front of everyone!!

bloodied_maid

Yes mundane, do remember that this is merely a possibility, nothing more. While it is true that I have a good chance of winning, so do many others. The competition is quite stiff. Panzerfaust and Annie, just to name a few, are characters who are quite popular with the fans. Both of them hardly have any information releasted on them, while my story has been discussed already. Many players may want to give them a chance to shine...and to be honest I can't say I blame them, especially as far as Annie is concerned. There is a reason both Patri-er...Peacock and myself enjoy watching her show.

...still. I am hopeful. If nothing else, I'd like to see where else my story can go.

whoswatchin

Oh -- now what? I was hoping you'd forgotten about me. Stop drawing attention to me, would you?

bitterbrother

So after trying a million or so different name combinations for me, you came up with this? Of course you know I'm not pleased at such a title! Furthermore, if you think there's so much as a shred of good left within me, you are terribly mistaken. I shall not be like the other versions of myself here. I do not seek redemption for my actions.

I am Loki, I am chaos and trickery.

vampire_of_the_night

Ugh. Zis ees ze stupidest idea you 'ave 'ad in a long time. Why me? Why now? You 'ave enough to do.

Leave me alone.

fifthsword

Mun if your gonna insist on finding some sorta game or whatever, you better not pick some bright happy shiny dumb place. I don't wanna be stuck inside all the time! Not that I wanna go out any do stupid lame things like going to parks or anything.

Just finish my icons first and then we'll talk! Geez you're slow.

thoraxin

Do you actually think that username is fucking funny? Jesus Christ, I can't go anywhere without having to deal with psychopaths any more.

coolhat

Now now munny...can I call you munny?

We both know this is a bad idea. You're up to your eyeballs in papers and I'm up to my own in paperwork. Besides, I'm not one for getting up close and personal, must less in the heart of a game! I'm not a social guy, I like my peace and quiet. Maybe you should just reconsider, it's too much trouble!

...

And trouble isn't what I want at all, hm?

soultospare

This is sooooo exciting! You're finally gonna let me out to play! It feels like I've been waiting for this day for forever!

It's okay, I promise you don't need to be nervous, mun! I've got enthusiasm enough for the both of us! All you have to do is find someplace for me to go! And finish up that review while you're at it! Pretty please? With sprinkles on top?

bellabellabella

Mundane,

The username you have selected is utterly absurd. But, even more than that, what makes you think you've any business playing me? You're not used to this version of me, and you've barely attempted the other version. Simply rereading the books - of which, I may add, you are only halfway through the first - does not qualify you. You cannot hope to truly understand me, at this or the earlier stage of my life, especially when you keep trying to rationalize things in my book away.

Yes it is unfinished, but it is still mine, and even if books can change drastically between their first and final states, it is the better part of what you have to work with. There are discrepancies between the first book and the rest of the series as well-

But I see I shan't be able to dissuade you. You are set upon the version of events you have decided is most logical from Bella's... limited viewpoint. Fine. It pales in comparison with the game you are considering.

taintedperceptions

...Why are you thinking about sending me to prison?

namesnotprowl

What d'you mean, you miss him? Frenzy was my partner. My symbiont. I'm the one that ain't seen him since... you know.

Besides, even if I miss him and I'd like to see him again, doesn't mean I'd wish my circumstances on him. Been so long I doubt he'd recognize me anyway. Especially with the... decisions I've made. You know my luck, anyway.

Now stop lookin' at that fanart, for pity's sake. What am I ever gonna do with you?

naughtymask

...You're sure stepping up fast after learning of another game. Fast enough to finally wake me up, in fact.

So, what's the plan? Get me somewhere else where I won't be comfortable? Look, just get me things to read. Its that simple, I really don't care about much else at this point.

chiot

Oi--'ey there, missus, whatcha draggin' me out for, eh? Lemme go back to bein' the mayor of Saint Michele, I've got thin's to do!

An' normally I ain't given much to settin' thin's up but everyone relies on good ol' Gavroche to do his work, an' that's what I'm gonna do! No one's smarter than the pups, miss, not when it comes to who's who and what's what.

I don't need no turtle, I already got an elephant!

I think we have issues.

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