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[boobietrap]

Oh honey,

You've got this all wrong. I don't have time for games with you or any one else.

Now why don't you just run along and play with someone else? Leave a woman to her business.

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[a_budget_issue]

Take it from me, Jessica. Muns never listen, especially not about stuff like this.

[boobietrap]

Oswald, you cutie, what are you doing in a place like this?

[a_budget_issue]

Remindin' people I exist. It's tough work.

So how've you and your husband been? Hope everything's going okay in Toontown.

[boobietrap]

A cute and funny rabbit like you? Girls should be falling over you, Oswald.

Roger is wonderful. My honey bunny is going to visit Disneyland, so the rumors say. My darling Roger is all excited he can barely keep his bow-tie from spinning.

[a_budget_issue]

Whaaaaat?! He gets ta go back there but I can't even visit once?! I'm gonna --

uh...

I'm gonna have to... send him...my congratulations! Yeah, that. Tell him I said congrats.

[Yeah reeeaaaal smooth save there, Oswald.]

[cheesemaster]

My dearest, the more you reject a mundane's demands, the more they will inevitably push back. The best you can do is make certain while their little fantasies are being satisfied, you regain what you desire in the end.

[boobietrap]

My fantasies being satisfied, you say? You got something in mind, handsome?

[cheesemaster]

Of course. As any man with ambition would. Just a matter of being at the right place at the right time.

I am not a mind reader by any means, although if it is a game your mundane wants, may I suggest thewake? I'll be back there in about a month or so to see family. Most of the citizens there are quite helpful and it's a wonderful opportunity to extend connections to those that would be of use.

[Hint.hint]

[boobietrap]

Now don't go rushing into things, I just got pulled into this today.

Besides, unless my husband Roger is there, I can't say I'm much interested in going anywhere except home.

[cheesemaster]

Understandable. A mere suggestion it was.

[Brows rise.]

Married you say? Congratulations.

[harem_problems]

I don't think they listen very...

[Yeah, just give him a minute. His eyes ventured past her face for a second and his brain had a momentary disconnect.]

...well. Believe me, I've tried before.

[boobietrap]

[She smirks. She knows what her body does to men and she merely leans in a little closer.]

Have you tried really hard?

[harem_problems]

[That's a little too much for an otaku like him. At least he's making a good play at keeping his cool.]

Ah...W-well, you know...that is...they don't listen...and...stuff...thinking...

[beyondtheblueplanet]

You run a business?

[boobietrap]

I'm a full-time wife and a lounge singer at the Ink and Paint club but my honey bunny brings in most of the money.

[passionforfashion]

Darling, things would be so much simpler if these mundanes were to actually listen, but if they can't so much as allow a lady her space and enough room for all of her things, then I doubt they're willing to be that cooperative.

[lostmoralcode]

A gal can't catch a break with these muns.

Just go with it and maybe they'll leave you alone.

[malfunctionbot]

F-f-from one Rabbit t' another, gotta w-warn ya that muns never listen!