Procrastinating on app {voicetest}

[coolhat]

Now now munny...can I call you munny?

We both know this is a bad idea. You're up to your eyeballs in papers and I'm up to my own in paperwork. Besides, I'm not one for getting up close and personal, must less in the heart of a game! I'm not a social guy, I like my peace and quiet. Maybe you should just reconsider, it's too much trouble!



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And trouble isn't what I want at all, hm?

Comments

[onehundredswords]

Oh, I bet yer' just all sorts of innocent.

[coolhat]

Oh, it's not easy being an officer. You get into all kinds of situations. Let's just say I'm helping save a few lives by speaking up.

[onehundredswords]

Somethin' gives me the idea you'd rather that mun a' yers would just let you loose on a few unsuspectin' chumps, am I right?

[stonethread]

The hell are you talking about, weirdo? ...Oh, your mun wants you in a game, huh?

Ha! That's a real riot. You might as well just submit now and make it less painful for the both of you.

[coolhat]

A man can try and resist, can't he? I'd feel bad just giving up, you know!

[stonethread]

You're right, there'd be no fun in resisting. Might as well just sock them in the throat, or something, make them listen to ya!

[madpuppeteer]

Much like a moth to a flame; trouble always brews around you, Hazama.

[coolhat]

Oh stop, you'll make me blush. I'm just giving him fair warning, he doesn't really know what he's in for.

[madpuppeteer]

How charitable of you. Usually you give very little warning at all.

[underboobs]

Don't you think munny sounds a little too close to money?

[THAT'S... THE BEST CONVERSATION STARTER SHE HAS FOR HIM, OKAY.]

[coolhat]

[ Fucking squirrel... ]

You're right! I shouldn't taunt him like that, it's not something he has a lot of. I'm open to suggestions!

[underboobs]

Uh... People usually go with just plain ol' mun! I've heard mundane around here too, though.

[potentate]

...

As long as he does not stymie your duties. [ Maybe what he needs is a nice, restricting cage to learn obedience. Like the inside of someone's head. ]

[coolhat]

Imperator, how good of you to come! I missed you. How ya been?

[potentate]

Looking for you.

I apologize. He's new, but I just couldn't resist.

[needsahand]

You know, for once we actually agree on something. You staying the hell away from games means there's less assholes to deal with.

Oh man. It begins.

[coolhat]

Does it really? Well I wouldn't want to be blamed for not doing my part to help increase population size. Guess I should go.

This will totally end well.

[needsahand]

The population's big enough, actually. That means you can kindly piss off!

Not enough Rags. Let's fix that.

[armpuns]

Son of a bitch, not another one.

More Rags, more fun!

[coolhat]

Rags, Rags, Rags. You really should work on your manners. You're armed with some dangerous words there.

[armpuns]

[ It's these kinds of subject lines that drive me to make horrible things like this. ]

Who the hell would use manners when dealing with you, Terumi? I'm about two seconds away from ripping your head off and shoving it up your ass!

[silpheed]

My, I almost feel sorry for your mundane. While these people are nothing less than utter bores, it must be quite difficult having to put up with such a maggot-faced imbecile such as yourself.

[coolhat]

Same to you, ya pint-sized carton of AB-. Your mundane must cry every night, with you sleeping upside down in their head.

why do you post at 5 am!!!

[necromaniac]

You know, for a guy who's trying to resist what their mun is doing to them, you don't sound like you're putting a terrible lot of effort into it. If anything, that weak kind of protest is just going to encourage him, I bet. Unless you actually want to be in some sort of bothersome game where he'll undoubtedly shove you into stupid situations.

That's what they always do, after all.

[coolhat]

You understand! A true goddess. Though you sure seem enthusiastic about the whole thing. Positively beaming. Got munny issues?